Guess who is doing a Smash shoot!!! ME

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bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 6:32PM Hey guys and gals, this reviewer is taking the big chance and going in front of the cameras for a scene,lol. Actually it's a nonsex role but it's for a major studio, SMASH pictures and the title will be White Wife Black 4-- think thats the title, Stuart might correct me,lol. As for my scene I'll be playing the idiot husband of course and I'll let you all guess as to who will be my wife who subsequently gets banged by a big black cock!! I also get to see another scene get shot featuring a newer girl, Poppy Morgan. I'll give one hint, the girl who I get to oogle my eyes at as my wife isn't my #1 girl Ariana but she's someone who you all know and love!! [Link]
Em Member 198 Posts 4/04	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 6:33PM Do you get any lines to memorize? :] congrats! [Link]
rloyola0426 Member 110 Posts 9/04	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 6:34PM is the girl Teagan? [Link]
wetmartini Member Windy City 221 Posts 10/02	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 6:40PM lucky guy, poppy morgan is a doll [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 6:41PM No it's not Teagan, she's under contract to Digital Playground for awhile now, that would have been sweet though but this girl trust me is one hot performer!! [Link]

AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 6:47PM I have 3 guesses.... #1. Melissa Lauren? #2. Venus? #3. Keri Sable? AC Cream [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 6:50PM No fair AC,lol, you can't guess three at a time but yes one of those three is the lucky lady who gets to be Mrs. Bono-One but then she goes and fucks around on me,lol!! I'll let you guess which blond girl, I get to work with,lmao!! [Link]
~STuarT~ Smash Pictures 373 Posts 2/03	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 6:51PM BONO is going to be awesome for this role and we're going to prepare a few great lines for him as well. Lets see if everybody can guess who is playing his wife, all I can tell you for hints is: -she's hot -one of the best performers of the year -loves to be as hardcore as possible Good Luck, Stuart :>) [Link]
AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 6:53PM bono-ONE wrote: No fair AC,lol, you can't guess three at a time but yes one of those three is the lucky lady who gets to be Mrs. Bono-One but then she goes and fucks around on me,lol!! I'll let you guess which blond girl, I get to work with,lmao!! Click to expand I had a feeling it was Melissa and that's why I put her #1. AC Cream [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 6:56PM Ding, ding, ding!! We have a winner! Yep I get to oogle at Melissa while she gets fucked right in front of my eyes, what kind of husband does that make me,lmao!!! Fellow ADTer's I try and write down as much as I can, my hands might be busy you know,lol, about my experience, this will be porn shoot #'s 3 and 4 but since they are on the same day I guess that counts as one!! Thanks to Stuart, Dick, Shylock, and especially to the awesomely beautiful Melissa Lauren! Naturally I will recuse myself from reviewing this one!! Though I talked to one special lady I like today and she said she just might have to review this one, yep all those nasty things I said about her might come back to haunt me!! Edited by - bono-ONE on 10/25/2004 6:57:34 PM [Link]
~STuarT~ Smash Pictures 373 Posts 2/03	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 7:01PM I was just chatting with the spectacular Selena Silver and she said BONO is going to be one happy fella experiencing something like this. BONO your going to have a permenant kool-aid smile going or hard on, whichever last the longer. I cant wait to hear what Melissa has in store for you... Cheers bud, Stuart [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 7:04PM Well Stuart, I'm Melissa's bitch, she can do as she pleases, lol!! As long as there are no baseball bats present or other foreign objects, dildos, butt plugs, strap ons,etc.!! Now if she wants to try and fist me I just might be game,lol! Great that you told Selena, I miss her posts!! [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 7:07PM Watch out BONO! You are heading down a slippery slope .... haha [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 7:13PM Well I will just make sure to eat lots of Taco Bell before heading over to the shoot that way when Melissa thinks she has me where she wants then whamo!! So Skronk aren't you heading back to Porn Valley yourself soon? I got a room much closer to Chatsworth this time, or at least close to the airport from which I can get on the freeway and be wherever I need to be much sooner than last time out! [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 7:19PM Taco Bell? Yikes! You're not staying at the Porn Hotel? (I am sworn not to divulge its name) I won't be back in LA until after Vegas, and hopefully on someone else's dime. And with a valid driver's license, too! However, Bono, we are both at the same hotel in Vegas. [Link]

barrybrn Senior Member 1568 Posts 9/03	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 7:23PM Wow, Bono. Congratulations and good luck. When do you shoot? [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 7:24PM I'm staying I think it's a mile away from LAX at a Travelodge. It was cheap and I don't think I'll be there much anyway, perhaps Sunday evening and then I check out on Tuesday but I don't leave until that evening. Yeah it's cool we're in the same hotel in Vegas! [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 7:24PM It's the second week in November, we might have a new Prez by then! [Link]
~STuarT~ Smash Pictures 373 Posts 2/03	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 7:31PM Heres a little teaser I might use for the boxcover text to let you know the entire cast for this shoot: For this volume of "White Wife Black Cock #4" we found horny cheating wives from all around the world. This proves that woman from Germany (Katja Kassin), France (Melissa Lauren), England (Poppy Morgan), to the U.S. from New Jersey (Yazmene Milan), and as far down south as Tennessee (Nicole Brazzle) all crave some black cock while their white hubby's are away at the office, playing golf, or whatever they're doing since they aren't giving these horny housewives what they want!!!! [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 7:33PM See guys do I know the right porn flick to make my debut in or what!! Some really hot girls in there, Nicole is just out of this world hot to me now!! Also guys and gals, help me with your best porno names as bono-ONE just isn't that sexy,lol. Johnny Thrustman just popped into my head,lol. Edited by - bono-ONE on 10/25/2004 7:37:51 PM [Link]
Shylock Spieglergirls.com "Patron of the Tarts" 2431 Posts 3/03	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 8:15PM bono-ONE wrote: Also guys and gals, help me with your best porno names as bono-ONE just isn't that sexy,lol. Johnny Thrustman just popped into my head,lol. Edited by - bono-ONE on 10/25/2004 7:37:51 PM Click to expand bono-ONE, There already is a "Johnny Thrust." How about "Howard Huge", "Huge Heffner", "Tool Bryner" or "Peter Fondle"? SHYLOCK "Patron of the Tarts" Spieglergirls.com [Link]
Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 8:23PM Does this mean that Bono is now a Spieglergirl? [Link]
Shylock Spieglergirls.com "Patron of the Tarts" 2431 Posts 3/03	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 8:27PM Harri Patel wrote: Does this mean that Bono is now a Spieglergirl? Click to expand Harri, Not until he does Anal & DP! SHYLOCK "Patron of the Tarts" Spieglergirls.com P.S. Come to think of it, bono might just become a Spieglergirl once Melissa gets her ... um ... hands on him! Edited by - shylock on 10/25/2004 8:28:12 PM [Link]
Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 8:28PM skronker wrote: Watch out BONO! You are heading down a slippery slope .... haha Click to expand Wait 'til he finds out (after arriving on set, of course), that the movie is really something like "What's Sauce for the Goose is Sauce for the Gander, Part 3: Dark Meat," and that what they meant by "nonsex role" is that he doesn't get to have sex with Melissa . [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 8:29PM I don't think Smash could afford my anal or dp rates, roflmao!!! Keep the names cumming guys! Dick Trickle was fun but that's an actual name of a race car driver, the guys on ESPN used to always make sure and give how he finished in the race, it was hilarious!! [Link]

Silent Jay Member Venus De Costello 694 Posts 12/02	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 8:43PM bono-ONE wrote: Hey guys and gals, this reviewer is taking the big chance and going in front of the cameras for a scene,lol. Actually it's a nonsex role but it's for a major studio, SMASH pictures and the title will be White Wife Black 4-- think thats the title, Stuart might correct me,lol. As for my scene I'll be playing the idiot husband of course and I'll let you all guess as to who will be my wife who subsequently gets banged by a big black cock!! I also get to see another scene get shot featuring a newer girl, Poppy Morgan. I'll give one hint, the girl who I get to oogle my eyes at as my wife isn't my #1 girl Ariana but she's someone who you all know and love!! Click to expand Holy Shit Congrats B1 How About "Bo Noone" Silent Jay - Host of the NON-Televised "Silent Jay Show" [Link]
RonK Big Double Everything Fan Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 8:44PM Hey Congrats Bono, I too want to be husbandy of Melissa Laurent. Hope she gets daped. Do report the shoot to the rest of us lesser folks when the shoot is done. Poor poor Ron, getting jealous and horny at the same time thinking of lovely Melissa getting ravaged. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 8:45PM Johnny Cockeroo [Link]
barrybrn Senior Member 1568 Posts 9/03	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 8:46PM How about "Brock Richards" [Link]
dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 9:02PM Bone O'Tool? Congrats B-One! You're one your way to fame and fortune, lol. [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 9:16PM Hey nice to hear from you DB!! I'm to tired to think right now but I'll keep checking here to see if one jumps out!! [Link]
RexLuthor Member LA 25 Posts 6/04	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 9:31PM 1) Woody McBonerson 2) Johnny Sureshot 3) Holden Magroin 4) Dick Jism ok- I gotta stop I can do this all day. [Link]
astroknight Questionable Moderator Tastes so good... 4187 Posts 11/99	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 9:36PM I can see the scene now... Bono: Honey, I can trust you alone with this guy with the big black cock, can't I? Melissas: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........ Bono: See ya! If you need me I'll be watching Ariana. Mmmmmmm. Ariana. "Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling [Link]
melissalauren Melissa Lauren 834 Posts 2/04	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 10:28PM Bono wrote: Well Stuart, I'm melissa's bitch Click to expand ...that s something that a sensed man would never ever say... i ll show you why! Ok let s see what i have in my toy-bag : Whip, bondage rope, leash, ball gag, baseball bat, golf balls, speculum... your choice! Haha. It s cool, can t wait to shoot that. Stuart, quick question : do you know who i m gonna do the sex scene with??? (Melissa likes Marcus, Marcus, Marcus and Marcus... lol) Get ready to smack my titties, Bono!!! that s the french way to say "hi!" [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 10:35PM Wow, it's my wife to be,hehe!! So that's how the French say hi, wonder how you say I love you,lol!! See you soon. As for your grab bag, I'd say the rope is the least harmful to my ass,lol, so we'll try that first! Edited by - bono-ONE on 10/25/2004 10:36:26 PM [Link]

DenverDon Benevolent Firmly Embedded in Depravity 5914 Posts 7/02	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 10:39PM bono-ONE wrote: ... wonder how you say I love you,lol!! ... ...pull your willie out and wave it at her?? DenverDon [Link]
melissalauren Melissa Lauren 834 Posts 2/04	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 10:39PM bono-ONE wrote: Wow, it's my wife to be,hehe!! So that's how the French say hi, wonder how you say I love you,lol!! Click to expand We don t say "love". We say "fuck!" see ya soon... Mel [Link]
AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 10:41PM How about.... Alfonzo Bonoparte? Since Stuart is playing on Melissa being French. AC Cream [Link]
~STuarT~ Smash Pictures 373 Posts 2/03	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 11:02PM Melissa, let me know check with my director on which Black stud he's teaming you up with. I think your going to have fun on this shoot and we're going to let you get as wild as you like too.... [Link]
melissalauren Melissa Lauren 834 Posts 2/04	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 11:06PM ~STuarT~ wrote: Melissa, let me know check with my director on which Black stud he's teaming you up with. I think your going to have fun on this shoot and we're going to let you get as wild as you like too.... Click to expand Love that! [Link]
AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 11:10PM Stuart, If they have yet to choose somebody I suggest Joachim Kessef. Melissa & Joachim could talk dirty in French right in front of Bono. That would be cool. AC Cream Edited by - AC Cream on 10/25/2004 11:15:15 PM [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 11:11PM You're assuming I don't understand French,hehe. [Link]
melissalauren Melissa Lauren 834 Posts 2/04	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 11:16PM AC Cream wrote: Stuart, If they have yet to choose somebody I suggest Joachim Kessef. Melissa & Joachim could talk dirty in French right in from of Bono. That would be cool. AC Cream Click to expand And Joachim is rough and a great performer. Oh, if Santa Claus visits the board in his free time, i d like to get Joachim and Marcus for DAP sometimes. Thanks. [Link]
AC Cream Deactivated User 1066 Posts 5/04	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 11:25PM melissalauren wrote: AC Cream wrote: Stuart, If they have yet to choose somebody I suggest Joachim Kessef. Melissa & Joachim could talk dirty in French right in from of Bono. That would be cool. AC Cream Click to expand And Joachim is rough and a great performer. Oh, if Santa Claus visits the board in his free time, i d like to get Joachim and Marcus for DAP sometimes. Thanks. Click to expand Melissa, I think just Joachim would be hot for that scene. AC Cream [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 25 2004 : 11:34PM Well if my wife wants two big black cocks then I hope Stuart can break the bank and give her what she wants!! [Link]
Lee O Forearm Trainer mmmmmmm........ after-birth 1193 Posts 8/03	Posted - Oct 26 2004 : 4:16AM congrats B1 , this sounds like it's gonna be a blast . how about : Harry Winsome ( Harry Windsor ) , Bono O'Reilly (topical) , Bono O'Really (whimsical) [Link]
DIAMOND DOG Deactivated User "Puff Daddy is crap." - Keith Richards 320 Posts 7/04	Posted - Oct 26 2004 : 5:00AM Congratulations! Now, how about: Bon Shot - AC/DC tribute? Are you trying to work your name from here into your screen name? [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 26 2004 : 10:25AM Hey that one is brilliant to borrow a Guinesss term!! I just might have to use that one! [Link]
nietzsche Deactivated User 5470 Posts 8/03	Posted - Oct 26 2004 : 10:27AM I think Boner-ONE would be a fine name. [Link]
oatmeal Meat Popsicle Seeking Beauty 1738 Posts 8/04	Posted - Oct 26 2004 : 11:44AM Wow, bono-One wins the lottery. Very cool and I'm very jealous. I hope Melissa doesn't make you clean up the mess. "Honey, I've made you a cream pie for dessert." Names: B1 Bomber Brad Ovary Chance Gobbler Dick Worthington [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Oct 26 2004 : 11:58AM How about Dicken Lauren!!! I still say Bon Shot sounds the best but keep em cumming, I have a week to go yet! [Link]