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| SueR Member Under a hill of books 262 Posts 12/02 |  Posted - Oct 21 2003 : 10:13PMJust wanted to ensure that there was a thread covering this topic, too. Some guys can stink so bad that you can smell them from 3 feet away if they squat or spread their legs somehow. It's a distinct smell. Put some baby powder down there, bro! Speaking of genital odor...let's do something about the ineffective cleaning of the ass for both sexes. Some countries have bidets and I swear Americans need that too, instead of just the dry scrapes of papier du toilette. I wish every time an ass was cleaned, it was cleaned with the thoroughness of a shower cleaning. [Link] |
| Arethusa Member Enjoying Sweden 99 Posts 8/02 | Posted - Oct 21 2003 : 10:15PM [Link] |
| clarence j. dammit Member Upstate NY 59 Posts 12/02 | Posted - Oct 21 2003 : 10:23PM [Link] |
| Arethusa Member Enjoying Sweden 99 Posts 8/02 | Posted - Oct 21 2003 : 10:41PM [Link] |
| cobalt60 Knuckle Dragger 2046 Posts 2/03 | Posted - Oct 21 2003 : 10:52PM 'specially if they aren't cut, is what I've heard, as well. Let's leave the circumcision can of worms closed, shall we? I assure you, madam, my genitalia would not deign to assault the delicate olfactory sensibilities of genteel ladies such as yourself. I trim my pubes and shave the shaft and scrotum, applying a clean, yet masculine-smelling after-shave lotion. I allow this to air dry until it's completely absorbed before putting on my boxer briefs, so it doesn't sour. I've been known to rush to the bathroom posthaste after the physical act of love so that I may splash cool, clear water on my orgasm-slicked protuberance, thus eliminating the chances of offending Mrs. 60's nostrils with a crusty, odiferous organ. I've found it increases the chances of post-sex head exponentially. As for washing that ass, I think toilet paper is archaic and wrong. I want one of THESE! I'm with you, love; I like a nice, clean ass. And that's all I got to say about that. [Link] |
| Arethusa Member Enjoying Sweden 99 Posts 8/02 | Posted - Oct 21 2003 : 11:50PM [Link] |
Hardware  All-Star Member Your other left 14594 Posts 3/02 | Posted - Oct 21 2003 : 11:51PM Another Yea for the bidet! [Link] |
| Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01 | Posted - Oct 22 2003 : 2:20AM [Link] |
| HardUp Member 7 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Oct 22 2003 : 5:56PM [Link] |
| clarence j. dammit Member Upstate NY 59 Posts 12/02 | Posted - Oct 22 2003 : 6:11PM [Link] |
| Diceman Member 211 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Oct 22 2003 : 7:18PM Toilet paper is an obsolete concept, and I don't use it unless it's an emergency. [Link] |
| Asmodeus Lord of Lust az-mo-day-us 6338 Posts 10/01 | Posted - Oct 22 2003 : 8:39PM [Link] |
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