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Posted - Apr 29 2003 : 12:56PM
Ramsey, couldn't help but think of you when I saw this...

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Posted - Apr 29 2003 : 1:04PM
Thanks Steph...I guess ;-)

Too bad Gauge doesn't have sex with a midget but I'm still placing my order right now because the Ryan Meadows scene is new to me :-)

Somebody should give Napoleon his own serie.

dumblonde
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Posted - Apr 30 2003 : 3:21PM

Ramsey, who is Napoleon? Is there a porn stud midget? I wouldn't mind seeing that one myself! ;-)
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Posted - Apr 30 2003 : 3:37PM
Smartblonde,

I'm not sure if Napoleon is dwarf or midget, but yes he was a porn stud around several years back. I haven't seen or heard anything of him for awhile. Also, I don't have a pic to post.

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Posted - Apr 30 2003 : 3:48PM
Napoleon was a dwarf.
 
Walter Burns
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Posted - Apr 30 2003 : 4:41PM
Midgets on Wheels.

Edited: Are that umpa-lumpas?



aybesea said:
"Variety is a very good thing."

Edited by - Walter Burns on 4/30/2003 4:42:07 PM

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Posted - Apr 30 2003 : 5:53PM
Since this one's getting so much attention, as soon as I finish my Adventures of Buttman review I'll pop Half-Pint Honeys in. I'm mostly curious if Gauge is considered one of the midgets or not. Plus if there's midgets, where's Jules??????
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Posted - Apr 30 2003 : 6:46PM
I couldn't help but wondering; since English is not my native tongue, maybe someone can fill me in here, what's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?
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Posted - Apr 30 2003 : 6:53PM
walter - you win, that's hilarious. definitely umpa lumpas

jens - i don't really know, but i think midgets are just small whereas dwarfs body parts are not proportioned the same as "regular" people.

Ramsey
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Posted - Apr 30 2003 : 6:53PM
You mean he's not anymore? ;-)

Btw, is that Weeman on the cover of Midgets on Wheels? It sure looks like him. Too bad it's not on DVD otherwise I would have bought it for sure.

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Posted - Apr 30 2003 : 7:42PM
Apparently Napoleon has moved on to other pursuits. I noticed that Midgets On Wheels also listed a Little Romeo, however.

According to Little People Online -

Q: What is a dwarf?

A: Dwarfism is a medical or genetic condition that usually results in an adult height of 4'10" or shorter. It is characterized by an average-size trunk, disproportionately short arms and legs and a slightly enlarged head with a prominent forehead. Most dwarfs are born to average-size parents. Adult dwarfs, on average, are four feet tall.

Q: What is a midget?

A: In some circles, a midget is the term used for a proportionate dwarf. However, the term has fallen into disfavor and is considered offensive by most people of short stature. The term dates back to 1865, the height of the "freak show" era, and was generally applied only to short-statured persons who were displayed for public amusement, which is why it is considered so unacceptable today. Such terms as dwarf, little person, LP, and person of short stature are all acceptable.


1865 was the height of the freak show era? I think not....

Edited by - dumblonde on 4/30/2003 7:46:02 PM

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Posted - Apr 30 2003 : 8:46PM
I don't know why, but I have to make a public statement of the fact that I haven't seen Midgets on Wheels . I was only looking for the box cover of Little Irresistible , a Zane title released in 1991, starring Napoleon and ... Henri Pachard, who also directed. Damn, there were some foxy ladies in that one: Raven, Alicyn Sterling, Debi Diamond.
The funniest Napoleon flick I have seen, is another Zane flick from 1991, A Little Christmas Tail . Napoleon plays "Santa's little helper", who has to "console" Ms Santa. And another fine line up of ladies: Angela Summers, K.C. Williams, Alicyn Sterling and Debi Diamond.

btw, Hungarian actress Julie Larot did a little people gangbang in Biancaneve e i Sette Dani , or Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs .
The horniest "little actor" in Europe is probably Spanish actor Holly One (aka Holli Esmeralda) though. He once stated that he wanted to become the Spanish Rocco Siffredi. Look what Kelly does to him in When Rocco Meats Kelly 2 in Barcelona , and judge for yourself if he has made his dream cum true.



pinkincide said:
"The whole anal thing is simple supply and demand."

Edited by - Walter Burns on 4/30/2003 8:46:42 PM

Heaven
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Posted - May 1 2003 : 12:04AM
There is also a scene in the Babysitter #5, the first one, if I can remember is with a girl named Brandy and she does it with a midget/dwarf.
Mythsong
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Posted - May 1 2003 : 12:17AM
A midget valet gets a blow job in the "classic" Downstairs, Upstairs. The character isn't presented in any kind of intentionally "strange" sense - just one among a group of other characters. Although I'm sure the producers, if not the script, did it deliberately.

Oh, and there was a CSI episode recently in which a little person was murdered. I believe that the actual scientic term for a fully proportioned little person was mentioned there - but I can't recall it for the life of me.

Edited by - Mythsong on 5/1/2003 12:18:37 AM

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Posted - May 1 2003 : 5:59AM
I'm still looking for the uncut version of that scene because there's suppose to be a a longer scene where Kelly takes a piss on that midget but I'm not sure how to find it.

My favorite midget scene would be the Napoleon-Fawna scene from I Love Midgets 2.

 
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Posted - May 1 2003 : 8:45AM
Just started checking out Half-Pint Honies this morning. *sigh* It's an Ed Powers compilation cleverly disguised as a midget feature. Yes, there are midgets there, but it looks to just be taken from his other movies. The only sign that it has anything to do with Ed on the cover is that his company is listed in the fine print disclaimer at the bottom of the back cover. Other than that, there's nothing to mention it and he never shows in any of the pictures.



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