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| Van Styles Member  Starr Power 306 Posts 1/04 |  Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 1:37PMJust wanted to wish ADTs own Crucifixio Jones a happy b-day today.
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| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 1:38PM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 1:42PM Anyway, last night I got birthday email from an old friend of mine from another now-defunct messageboard. Thought I'd share: Greetings Mighty Crucifiximus Prime, me Grimlock, King of Dinobots wish to honor you on this, anniversary of you construction day. Grimlock hope all well in your part of Cybertron. Grimlock able to gather words from some of Prime friends to honor you. Michael Chiklis CJ, I know that you’re a fan of The Shield, and because of that, we all got together and decided that we’d have the season premiere on you birthday. I know that it doesn’t seem like much, but we had to go all the way up the network chain to make this happen. Just sit back, relax and watch as we go after the guy who killed Lem. Hugh Hefner Happy Birthday CJ. According to the subscription department, you used to get the monthly issue and quite a few News Stand Specials back in the day. Not knowing your situation, I decided to be generous enough to re-start your subscription for one year. I also threw in one of the Bunnies. I know that you’ll enjoy Ms. Alley Bagget. Once again, happy birthday to you, and many more into the future.
Hey papi. I know it’s your birthday, and I wish you well, but I was just wonder why you haven’t called since that extended weekend we spent in Las Vegas last summer. I know you’re busy with your work, but call me sometime. I miss you. Hey CJ. Happy Birthday again. We need to get together again soon, maybe when I get back in town. I hope that all of your work is going well. I don’t want you worn out before we get together again. Anyhow, I wish you all the best on your birthday, and I just can’t stop thinking about you. Call me. Happy Birthday CJ. I know that you are big fan of my work, primarily my work on Batman. Batman is a great character, don’t get me wrong, but today I brought you something pertaining to one of my original properties, Sin City . I give to you somebody you may or may not remember, Mrs. Rachel Weisz.
Hello CJ. It’s been along time, hasn’t it? Remember that time, around Labor Day weekend 2005, you know, when I told you I was on The Pill? Sorry to tell you this now, but, I lied. Long story short, it’s a boy and we named him Henry. And I haven’t told Darren, but I have a feeling that he suspects something. Don’t worry; I won’t ask for any money, God knows I can do better on my own. I just felt that I should let you know the truth. I hear it’s your birthday. Happy Birthday to you, I guess.
To Crucifixio Jones, I hear things, things about you having a birthday or whatever. Were you “a friend of ours” and not just “a friend of mine”, these guys I know would be honored to take you to one of our “social clubs”, most likely one with a bunch of naked women and you’d be taken care of for the evening. As it stands, I still am offering this to you, but, it’s going to cost you a favor to be determined later, and a couple of points. Let me know when you feel like going and we’ll get back to you. Also, enjoy the final episodes of my show starting next weekend. If you don’t, don’t say I didn’t warn you. [Link] |
| noahped Senior Member 2978 Posts 8/02 | Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 1:49PM [Link] |
| tricia_devereaux Evil Angel DVD Patience is a virtue, but who wants to be virtuous? 4283 Posts 4/00 | Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 2:18PM Wish I could give you a birthday present in person, but you live TOO far away, and someone wouldn't let me get on a flight to Dulles. Silly boy. Actually, no - not a boy. He's really old. Well, hope SOMEONE gives you a good present. Oh, and Rachel Weisz? She's so beautiful. I'm so jealous. :( [Link] |
| Janitor Retired Porno movies, sexy videos, xxx. Adult DVD Talk at your service. 6409 Posts 11/99 | Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 2:46PM [Link] |
| Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 3:04PM [Link] |
| Ricky D Member therickyd.com 45 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 3:53PM -Ricky D aka Fall Back Entertainment C.E.O. [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 3:58PM [Link] |
| skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 4:05PM [Link] |
| pwing Member 413 Posts 4/05 | Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 6:32PM [Link] |
| picman Senior Member Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass. 2884 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 9:31PM [Link] |
| DP Jones Member 511 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 9:54PM sorta... [Link] |
| The Fly Is Open Member Where in the hell is my grilled cheese? 575 Posts 3/05 | Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 10:43PM [Link] |
| Crucifixio_Jones Senior Member Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist 4727 Posts 10/03 | Posted - Apr 3 2007 : 11:24PM [Link] |
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| von_swine Member Dominance & Persecution. 919 Posts 1/04 | Posted - Apr 4 2007 : 1:32AM [Link] |
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