When I first saw Don Fernando in a porn, it must have been around 1978\79. John Holmes was at the top of the game. Ron Jeremy was still buff. Peter North, Tom Byron and Sean Michaels hadn't even arrived yet.
I looked at Fernando and thought: "There is no way, NO WAY, that this scrawny, goofy-grinned, guy is gonna succeed in this." I thought he looked like a Latin Alfred E. Neumann.
WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW?
Thirty years later and that guy's seen more ass than a toilet seat, and is still here.
Here's to you, Don Fernando.
Happy Birthday.
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