I revised my appraisal and called myself an acquaintance because Kelly and I have never met, just spoken on the phone a bit; too many people are ready to refer to people as their friends when really, they're more acquaintances. Do I consider Kelly sort of a friend? Yeah, she's cool and as much a friend as anybody can be when they're a thousand miles away.I was correcting myself for what I thought was accuracy's sake.
And for those who liked the prison jokes, thanks. I do two shows a night, two drink minimum, and please tip your waitresses. :-)
PS to threesomebody, why not combine the "My Dick is So Big" jokes with the other standard boring jokes about your mama...as in "Threesomebody's dick is so big that when he was born, his mama said that's the third largest penis she ever had in her. Of course, that was counting the fact that threesomebody is all dick, seeing how he is what he eats."
See, that's not believable as a joke because everybody knows you're too stupid to graduate from anything except reform school, where you were named class punk. And not a punk as in punk rocker, punk as in "takes it up the ass."
I am fine. I am breathing. I looked in the mirror this morning and told myself that I need to wash my hair extensions today, BUT I did NOT see any signs of morbidity, sickness, or an untimely death. I am a whore, but I am also a woman. I can take care of myself Mark. I am truly GROWN UP. I come from white trash, and grew up around drug dealers and drug abusers, and I did not affect my ability to take care of myself (or to avoid drugs); hence, I am here TODAY and letting you know that I have NOT fallen in or have been corrupted, personally, or individually by another human being. I think it is very unusual that somebody who claims that he has respect for a porn performer to post in a public forum and request my contact information. I have changed my contact information in efforts to REFRESH and disconnect from a few bothersome individuals who DO NOT pertain to YOU. On the better note, I am not shorthanded of legal service if in fact any such individuals posed even a very minute threat. AS for everybody else, I am not retiring, and if my contact information reaches Mark than you are very disappointing because it is not deserved.
Kelly Wells @ AEBN
Posted - Jan 25 2007 : 1:20PM