There are so many things we see in movies that don't appear (at least to me) to be every day sexual occurances: for instance, certain positions that are merely for a good camera angle, and I would bitchslap a guy who ever tried to contort my legs in that position. So, I am wondering, does anyone actually do various (typically only) porno type things, or know anyone who does, in their regular lives?
What I mean is, (for example) do you just take a double anal for the hell of it, or know people who do? Don't get me wrong, I have been dp'd before, but some things just seem like they are typically for the movies and not an everyday bedroom activity. What are others' experiences?
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Posted - Jun 9 2005 : 10:25PM
I never thought of it as "porno things", but yeah, sometimes we get into various positions, even sometimes contorted. The double anal doesn't happen. They wouldn't, and I'm not so sure about it (though not completely opposed).
It's been a long time since I remember having another guy in the mix, and the DP was brief. Usually it's me and my girl, or me and some other girl uno-uno. On occasion we get the threesome going, but even that's becoming rare.
Im not a porn star, just a sex addict - and a damned good one if I must say so myself.
I did have a girlfriend who brought along a female friend of hers for our second date. That is kind of a feature porn thing. She also liked to pick up women together. I liked bonding with her.
This one usually gets a "no way!" the few times I've told it.
Long story short,
What started out as a long foreplay/tease/oral session gradually progressed until I (oops) had my fist buried in her with a HItachi Magic Wand on her clit. She was laying on her back and I was sitting between legs. She's going insane , just climaxing over and over and I'm (seriously) trying not get my my wrist broken. I'm hard as a rock and rubbing against her and eventually ended up tip pressed right against her ass. You get the idea. DP with fist and cock. I remember something like "I would jump up and do a SELF HIGH FIVE" if my other hand was free. It wasn't easy to thrust like that but it didn't really matter - she had her nails sunk into my hips and was just riding me.
I had a few go horribly wrong - an ex gf had a thing with a hard boiled egg she would insert, presumably because on my own, I wasn't exactly slamming her cervix you know what I mean ?
Anyhoo , I tried it with another girl and um, the egg wasn't quite hard boiled... it broke up and what a nightmare getting it all out. I was soooo embarrassed.
Wow, Unicorn! That's really wild. And funny. And points for being experimental!
Reminds me a little of my first girl fiasco. We were doing a lil sensation play with an ice cube. I had a nice size of rubbing against her clit and then a little lower and in...next thing you know, her lil poonani sucked it right in! I was thinking I am so dead...but somehow she didn't realize it. I tried uh, discretely to search for it and pull it out, but that didn't work too well. It was really sucked in there deep. I tried to tell her what happened, but she didn't buy it. Which, I think, was a good thing.
I was astounded by this discovery. But I counted my blessing and learned a very important thing about sensation sensitivity (or lackthereof) inside women's pussies. They really are more resistant than you'd think.
My former boyfriend did a few videos...and watched many more, so he was very "porno" w his sex. He always did me in all those crazy positions. I felt like a total rag doll. He would position me in ways I could never tell another lover how to get in. And quite a few unusual 3 ways. No DA, but DV. In some ways he "ruined" me because nobody can do all those positions unless I go out w another in the business. When I am first w a new guy I dont miss it... then I do.
I'm totally feeling this thread. More and more, I find myself saying (of positions - not necessarily situations) - sarcastically, of course -
"Yeah, I could see that being an everyday part of my sex life. "
Usually, this refers to any of the hundreds of positions that involve contorting a woman's body into a pretzel for the mere sake of it looking good. That over-the-top doggy thing with the dud's legs beside (as opposed to behind) the woman is one...the upside down pile-driver is another.
its been awhile since a woman actually wanted to lie upside down with the entirety of her body weight resting on her head in order for me to come up behind her, slip it in and drive even more weight down onto her head!
