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sonic
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Posted - Feb 20 2000 : 12:26PM
Which adult movies have you bought and turned out not to be as great looking as the cover box shows?
torris
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Posted - Feb 21 2000 : 12:08PM
Anything and everything by Vivid
Saki
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Posted - Feb 21 2000 : 1:30PM
torris: How could you be disappointed with Vivid? They don't show anything remotely related to the movie on their covers!
Seriously though, I never buy or rent a movie based on the "pretty girl" pictures (the glamorous covergirl shots where the girl looks like a model). I generally go by the stills, either candid or hardcore, on the box. If the performers or action don't look good there, it's pretty safe to say that it isn't going to be better in the video itself.
The last DVD that I remember being irritated because the movie didn't live up to the cover was Every Man's Fetish: 18 & Barely Legal. Great cover, but the cover had more production value than the video did. Serves me right for thinking that Leisure Time could make a high quality adult movie.
Saki

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sonic
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Posted - Feb 21 2000 : 2:02PM
So Saki..basically you're saying that 18& Nasty from Leisure Time is not a full 4hr, 18 Fuk glory marathon right, just how it looks on the cover? Oh C'mon for crying out loud!!! Just kidding! I don't trust Leisure..I've been jipped before with Beaver Hunt!
How true about Vivid..how true! Vivid just has to get down with the program!
Sunshine shows on the top of their cover boxes.."Mulitple Angles".....BULLSHIT..no camera angles...LIARS!
Still like some of their titles though. <small>
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BATMAN*
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Posted - Feb 22 2000 : 11:43AM
My vote goes to Rocky Roads Wet Dreams.Man that had so musch promace but fell WAY limp,if you know what im saying.And i aggree with Vivid,I just got PhotoPlay with Jenna Jameson and although Jenna is unbelievable goodlooking,there just wasnt enough there to keep me hard for more then a few min.It says it is over 4hrs long but i couldnt find(a or b side) more then 1hr25 min.
 
sonic
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Posted - Feb 22 2000 : 11:55AM
BATMAN*
I agree with you, it's like being deceived on the box..thanks to Vivid. Right on that artistic box is smacked.."OVer 4 HOURS!"..bull. It turns out, it's 2hrs of extra crap..and 2hrs of pixely..dark..imaging. It's like a bunch of mosquitos are swarming the film..and are having themselves a 1.5 million pestacide gang-bang! </small><small>


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BATMAN*
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Posted - Feb 22 2000 : 11:58AM
Well put.
deathstick
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Posted - Feb 26 2000 : 11:48PM
As Saki said, you have to look at the stills on the boxes, if you go by those airbrushed Playboy-looking models on the covers of the movies, you're looking to get screwed. And when a tape advertises "4-hours", that's another good flag that you're going to get AT LEAST 2 hours of shitty filler scenes! That's the only reason im unsure about buying online, i have to rent movies first (on vhs, no sense in being snotty about the quality of porn! lol) to find things i'd like, then, if they're worth the money, and on DVD, pick them up.
just my two cents
Riverfenix
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Bangledesh
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Posted - Feb 27 2000 : 4:53PM
Each and everytime I rent one, it never looks like cover, different actors and everything. Very disappointing.
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