Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01
Posted - May 12 2004 : 10:20PM
Me too, especially if it goes the double anal route.
We can have things staged in various gape contests. On my left is the gaping champion of the Czech republic -- Czech Czech -- and on my right is the gaping chamption of the US of A -- USA USA. This is a no hole bared double everything contest, and the judges' decisions, lau-tsu and Ron K, are final and binding. The first to get the ultimate gape wins the prize. And at the count of 5, let the contest begin. Remember guys, get the gals to gape and quickly and as beeeeeggg as posible,
And if gapelover is real nice, we might let me become an assistant judge .
When that gig's finished fly the team and cameras to Athens for the Nude Women's Synchronized Swimming and Gaping Competition.
I'll be poolside for this one for sure!
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"Dan it looks like the male team members are leaving the water to take up their places poolside,their job is done, oh yes they're moving in formation,perfect unison, there'll be some extra points there for sure!"
"Yes viewers the girls are looking terrific,look at how their breasts bob in time to the music, in perfect sync not only with each other but with the whole team, their training shows, this is marvelous work, truly inspirational, this elite team has worked so hard to be here in Athens, no, no nipple direction is not a scoring point Alicia, but the judges will be looking out for general perkiness and buoyancy..."
"Uh oh, Marcie Johnson is already gaping at the judges. Looks like she's been enjoying her stay in Greece a little too much. That'll definitely cost them some points, Dan." "Is that because she gaped, or because they didn't all gape simultaneously?"
"The latter, Dan timing is everything in this sport. The Mexican team, while strictly speaking not that technically polished, has an amazing group-gape finale that always brings the audience to their feet.It truly has to be seen to be believed Dan."
"Oh no, I don't know if this part of the routine Dan, but the Mexican team seem to be taking on water, this isn't good for their chances at gold. The rules clearly state that the pool water levels need to remain stable throughout the competition...this is going to impact on the other teams...oh wait, what's this? It appears that the Mexican Gaping Team are adding a fountain component to their finale! Oh Wow!!! Wow Dan, take a look at this , the crowd is going crazy...
"What an extraordinary synchronized dancing waters display. I don't know how they hold their breath so long." "Look at the one in the middle. That has to be an Olympic distance record! Oh my heavens, a double fountain! Somebody get me her phone number."
"I don't know how the judges will react, but it certainly is a crowd pleaser." "Amazing. That's what Olympic memories are made of." "Dan, we've just gotten word that the captain of the Chinese team is demanding more chlorine be added to the water before her team will perform."
"I can understand that Alicia, what I don't understand is what our girls are intending to do with those floatation devices...
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Alicia and Dan
Back to live coverage of the Czech/US Land Based Championships...are you there Ron?
I don't suppose any man has ever understood any woman since the beginning of things. You don't understand our imaginations, how wild our imaginations can be. H.G.Wells from Things To Come 1936
I have to search my tapeline to measure the diameter ,but i think Sandra Romain will easy win the gape championship ,because she have the most practice ! The movie is captured by the gapemasters Christoph Clark and Jean-Yves Le Castel !
That cast list sounds good but it will never happen. All of this performers shoot their own movies and don't work for other companies any more.
Jean-Yves Le Castel - only his movies and Christophe Clark Brandon Iron - only PXP and RLD Nacho Vidal - I'm not sure, but I think he does only his movies Manuel Ferrara - only his movies Steve Holmes - only PXP and RLD Erik Everhard - only PXP and RLD
Gapes are great Aurora Snow is my favorite gaper. She's not the biggest I've seen, but I struggle just to make in through one of her scenes..well at least dry
Renee wrote;Ah no they couldn't, true sports fans know that the Women's Synchronized Swimming and Gaping Competition is still a demonstration sport, heck it's only been a couple of years since the Men's Nude Synchronized Swimming and Gaping Competition has been admitted to the official Olympic program, of course as usual that event gets all the network coverage...
Thanks to the first bit, it's co-written...that Dan wouldn't miss a competition for anything.
I don't suppose any man has ever understood any woman since the beginning of things. You don't understand our imaginations, how wild our imaginations can be. H.G.Wells from Things To Come 1936
Poor Turkey running for her life with Christmas Hat 3713 Posts 9/01
Posted - May 13 2004 : 9:24PM
Let us see. What other events should be on the Olympics? We can have distance squirting and how fast it takes to cum. Minion will win the speed contest hands down. We can have how slow it takes to cum. We can have simultaneous gaping -- ass, vag, and mouth must open and close in unison. We can have no hands weightlifting. The possibilities are endless.
Hey Steve, for your next Perversion, you need to contemplate a gaping contest -- Guys can be Steve, Manuel, and Brandon. The gals can be Julie Silver, Jennifer Dark, and Lucy Lee.
Don't forget Claudia Rossi and Jessica Fiorentino. They would be willing and able challengers in the gaping competition. As a matter of fact, I don't think I can think of a better all-Czech cast than these 5. And of course it should be an all-DAP gape fest :)
I have a high art, I hurt with cruelty those who would damage me. 225 Posts 4/04
Posted - May 13 2004 : 11:47PM
I couldn't agree more Pornopunk, I love Aurora, I love her ass and I even love to see the inside of her ass. Great minds think alike, bravo my good man.
You have to add sweet little Sharka to the gape championship list soon .If you haven't seen Sharka ,check out "JYL's Perversions" and especially "Black in the Ass #3" and don't forget Janet Alfano and Melissa Black !
Cobalt60 wroteThe pleasure was mine, well Alicia and Dan's really, they love being at here at The Porn Pool, although I understand soon they'll be moving trackside to the Women's Nude Pole Vaulting Championships...
I don't suppose any man has ever understood any woman since the beginning of things. You don't understand our imaginations, how wild our imaginations can be. H.G.Wells from Things To Come 1936
I'm suprised that no one mentioned Ariana Jollee or Kelly Kroft. Elizabeth del Mar did some good gapers in Interracial Lust #2 as well and Claudia did a really nice gaping anal creampie in Cum in my Ass Not in my Mouth.
