PLOT as written by Dries Vermeulen: "Following the hilariously foulmouthed title song, we're whisked to the offices of Playaround Magazine and its editor Harry Freeman who's in the middle of interviewing the four finalists in a sexy short story contest with a $ 50,000 first prize attached. In order to win, the girls have to act out their fantasies for real with assorted ringers acting as judges. If you're wondering about the point of all this, you might be better off sticking with what's playing at your local multiplex. This is adult though, so sex is the point. Two of the contestants, blonde Anne (Sharon Kane) and brunette Barbarella (Valerie Darlyn), kick off proceedings with an expertly lensed outdoor Sapphic grope just for fun. For the grand prize, Anne orchestrates a fling on the deck of a luxury yacht with the equally blonde captain (Jesse Adams) while Barbarella moonlights as a gypsy fortune teller with unhappily married Kandi Barbour (the perky receptionist in Cecil Howard's PLATINUM PARADISE) and Jon Martin.
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Ravishing redhead Dorothy LeMay is stuck-up rich girl Cindy who gets some attitude adjustment (yeah, well, it's that kind of film) from cackling maniac Aaron Stuart (who played the shy husband of Jesie St. James in Anthony Spinelli's TALK DIRTY TO ME) who straps her to a revolving St. Andrew's cross. What could've ended up as disparagingly nasty is ultimately played more for (sick) laughs with Stuart's over the top ranting and his spur of the moment use of a banana as what was then euphemistically called a marital aid. She's rescued, if such were necessary, by David Morris who then has a bit of literal slap 'n' tickle himself."
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