Is there a good routine for a 'home version' of what the porn stars do to get ready for anal sex? Hubby and I have recently gotten into this, and I've tried a few different things but I'm still often saying no, because I don't feel entirely clean. The first enema I bought was a red bag that you put a couple of quarts of water in and it took hours to get it all out and even then, I felt like I had the runs all night long. I tried a bulb syring, but it wasn't enough and it was hard to get all the water out of the bulb. Then I tried Fleet enemas with just warm water and I swear I often need to do it 8-10 times to get sparkling clean and by then my butthole feels all raw. And with any of these methods there can still be residual water.
I guess I'm just really paranoid after reading some of the stories about there being shit all over the bedroom and my hubby is rather squeamish.
If you're going to engage in anal sex on a regular basis, you need to put some fiber in your diet to help move all that waste out of your body. Hell, you need that anyway. Everybody does. For my general health, I use Benefiber. CLICK! This stuff is a little pricier than Metamucil, but it's so worth it. I started using it when I was pregnant and continue to this day. I put a big, heaping scoop in my morning coffee, and it doesn't alter the taste or the texture. Use three tablespoons a day in your foods and drinks for a week, and you'll have clean pipes.
If you're still paranoid, use a glycerin suppository about a half hour before sex (follow the directions), follow that up with a Fleet enema, then cleanse your backside with a couple of those flushable wipes. If you're not squeaky clean after all that, I don't know what else to suggest. Note that if you're taking your fiber, it won't be difficult at all to flush your system out, and you won't put your butt through so much trauma before your husband even has the chance to traumatize it himself.
I've almost given up on anal sex, myself. Even preparing for it hurts too much, thanks to my afore-mentioned pregnancy, if you know what I mean. This is a shame, because I really like the idea of getting DP'd someday, and my husband is willing to indulge me in that.
Thanks for the advice. I've recently started doing the Weight Watchers program and increasing fiber is a big part of it (vegetables are usually full of fiber and very nutritious). I'm also in the process of switching to whole-wheat everything.
Pagoda - when you use the Fleet enema, do you use the solution that comes with it? I hope you get your DP someday! I only get that with him and a toy.
I do use the solution that comes with it. Just let the entire bottle sit in a basin of hot water for a few minutes to bring the temperature of the solution up to a comfortable level.
For vegatables, make sure they are raw, juiced, or lightly steamed to get fiberous results. For flour, rice flour is better than whole wheat flour, but try to avoid flour and bread all together.No. Empty out the solution and just use warm water.
Do you recommend avoiding breads and flour (even if whole wheat) from the anal sex cleanliness issue or from a weight-loss standpoint? Either way I'm all ears!
Both. Also, food combining plays a major role. Samantha Ryan turned me on to Fit for Life . Amazing book about the subject. Hey, don't drink coffee or dairy before receiving anal sex.
I tried the method Pagoda recommended. I'm taking the Benefiber which is fine to drink though it does tend to stick to the bottom of the glass so I'm not sure if I'm getting all of it. Got to keep stirring I guess. Anyhow, I tried the glycerin suppository and then I used the Fleet enema with only warm water. I was completely clean after only 2 times. Yippee! Thanks.
Fleets contains phosphate salts that pull water out of your body into your colon and potentially (although unlikely in an adult-sized otherwise healthy individual) throw off your electrolytes. Can cause cramping because of the fluid shifts. Plain water or saline will clean things up fine.
I am not going to give you advice, because i don't know. But I have had two quest in life; the female g-spot I have found, and the male spot that is anal, though I think this is a big joke. But in the process of reeming me in my tight virgin ass with my finger, when I am in the shower, before hand, I just soap up my finger. (no infections yet, sure the hell no g-spot orgasims. I have found out that the anus is fairly clean.
I don't clean at all before anal except the outside.
I've never had any shitplosions in the bedroom, but if I feel like I'm full of shit beforehand I just don't do it. And if I feel shit moving during I just stop. I never allow (anymore) ass-to-anything (save it for the professionals with money for frequent gyno visits). I do fart during anal play, but nothing's ever come out.
