Sheky actually took the first title I could think of. On a side note, I love these contests and wish you guys would do this more often. Then again, Jewel De Nyle picked my title, "Fashionably Laid" and she STILL has yet to send me my copy:(
3 sucks and a fuck
There can be only one
3 for the grill, 1 for the drill
4 fucks sake
Hit me with your best shot
Goo'd and screw'd
The lucky one
3 in the lips, 1 between the hips
I scream you scream we all scream for guy cream
glazed and confused
Butter'd face
3 dumps then a hump
Kimi Lixx,Julie Night,Tina Tyler and then everyone else.
Hehehe. I spit up some coffee on a few of those. Nice work. I like the Fifth Element myself. But how about something classy like... Natural Selection. I could only find one porn title of that name, that exists already. And it was spelled Natural selections. Lots of funny, and clever title names though. This should be like a weekly gameshow thing. With PRIZES!!!
+1 for 3 + 1=A Facefull Of Cum (craven45) +1 for Cum Roulette (Lost Horizon)
There have been ever so many suggestions, but these are the two I like the best myself. Craven's gets the point across succinctly while utilizing a bit more creativity than something like RLD's 1 Dick, 2 Chicks , while Horizon's word use conjures up some interesting boxcover ideas and designs as well as possible scene scenarios.
well I dont know if Jake is ever gonna get a title out of this/these submissions, but I sure have!! Oly, good stylings my boy, I like your train of thought. now on a serious note; the only thing that comes to mind 'title' wise for ol' Jakey is,.. "4 Stroke, 1 Poke, and the Whore Chokes". or, "1 Chick, 4 Dicks, and Enough Cum to Make her Sick". or,"Neo Cum Strumpets". or, last but not least, "Cumfart Cocktail Eating Fuckdolls Getting Throat-Gagged on the Cumstained Casting Couch that are Still Hungry For Cumloads" this thread rocks! lates, Von S.
Wow, I am f..ing overwhelmed! I have been so busy this week I haven't had time to get with Vince and pick one of these but the creative minds that are at work here are very impressive. If you guys directed your mental energy towards something other than porn, you could probably cure cancer, bring world peace, and get George Bush out of the White House! But hey, we'll settle for porn titles. Hopefully we can announce a winner soon. Thanks for your help!
We Have A Winna!! Uncle Vinnie has chosen, " One Lucky Fuck", by CG_GURL80. We're leaving off the ,"Four Creamy Facials" part. I hope you won't mind CG. All of you guys deserve to get sucked off by the porn star of your choice, however, I can't make that happen. What I can do is send CG ten Red Light or Platinum titles of his choice. CG please e-mail me at jakemalone@rldv.com with your mailing address and your 10 choices and I will get them sent to you. Thanks so much for your incredible reponse! You guys, and girls, ROCK!
Thank you all so much for your kind words, I've been offline for several days.(A much needed break if ever there was one.) But what a welcome surprise it was to come back and find out that I had the winning title in this contest!
There were a lot of good entries, I'm flattered and humbled by the fact that one of my own was chosen as the winner. Platinum X and Red Light District put out so many quality titles, it's astonishing to think that I have been given the opportunity to select ten movies from among their smorgasbord of smut.
I knew this was an unfair fight pretty much from the get-go. Heck, I'm not even sure your best entry won! I shudder to think of my chances in the next competition if you decide to trot out "The Usual Nutsacs" or "She Got Served" again.
Morning Line on next running of The Smutness Stakes:
Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage 1412 Posts 12/04
Posted - Aug 23 2005 : 9:43PM
And now I could have sworn I saw CG_Gurl going into that room on the second floor where that Teasing 101 course took place, in her hands a book reading "Teacher's Edition".
Awww, Vince... now you know I'm not a tease! I'm so innocent it hurts.
Although I did have fantasies about some of the teachers, something about the older man makes me hot and bothered. The thought of them exploring and eventually taking advantage of my naïveté. Keeping me after class and propositioning me, showing me in graphic detail how I could maintain my "A" average. Sitting there with my legs crossed, in a hot little skirt, soft cotton panties barely visible. My cleavage jutting out from my unbuttoned shirt. Their eyes probing my supple body, their hands swarming my precious innocence, their tongues delving deep into my plush...