When it cums to mailing out via snail mail, personally autographed 8x10 photos to fans who have requested them, do it with a twist. That twist being after you've autographed and kissed the photo to leave a lipstick imprint of your gorgeous lips, SQUIRT on the photo (let the photo dry before you mail it though)! How about THAT eh?
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DenverDon Benevolent
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Posted - Jun 10 2005 : 5:45PM
An extra charge for the service?
... and will the 'ingredients' in the squirt discolor the photo?
I'm having trouble imagining the logistics of your proposal. Uh... maybe that's a good thing?
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DenverDon Benevolent
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Posted - Jun 10 2005 : 5:56PM
How would someone know that it's squirt (from her) and not just something from a squeeze bottle. An easy way to make a little extra with each mailing??
Yes, I'm somewhat cynical.
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pigsticker Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 10 2005 : 6:05PM
I don't suppose her boyfriend would just piss on the photos and get a few yuks?
IAFD, supporters of beastiality. Just say no. 7564 Posts 11/02
Posted - Jun 10 2005 : 6:32PM
Why not bottle it... so myk can run some lab test?
luula said: "Maybe it's because I'm a chick, but none of the words for female genitalia really appeal to me. I find it really hard to use them. Men, on the other hand seem to talk freely about their bits and pieces using all kinds of weird and wonderful names."
Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage 1412 Posts 12/04
Posted - Jun 10 2005 : 8:42PM
This sounds all very tempting but I'd be careful with such things. As much as I'd like to get Tiana squirt I know very well I wouldn't find any further goals in life afterwards.Oh well, it's the same with an autographed photo. We can never know for sure whether a porn star signed it. We just have to thrust them. What was that? I should throw out that poor, homeless "h"? No, I won't. I have to quarter it somewhere until a ome passes by. The last part was nonsense, I hope you don't read it.
Back to the roots: She gave me pleasure no gauge can measure.
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DenverDon Benevolent
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Posted - Jun 10 2005 : 8:52PM
Where is BarryB_rn when you need him?
Do some math. Squirt on something and mail it. Sounds nice. Might even work if they send 2, 3, or 4 per day. But this is a revenue thing for the girls, and I'm sure they would like to be able to mail 30, 40, or even 100 per day. How many squirts does a girl have??
You know I think there would be a charge for that, not to mention the extra weight a bunch of dried up squirt is going to contain
Than I was thinking maybe you guys could do the same and mail me posters of yourselves, or even your girfriends or even an extra poster of me, and make sure it is jizzfull.
you know there could be a market for this at halmark, let's invest in stocks and bonds for this idea, the new thankyou cards.
As for worrying if it was a boyfriend's juice on my poster, there are no worries in that department.
Back in the day, there was this Euro Porn girl Sarah Jane Hamilton and she would squirt in a bottle for members of her fan club and sell it for like 50-100 dollars or something.
Not that I ever bought any, but I was a fan of hers. Wonder what happened to her.
Anyway, there you go Tiana you can increase your income with some cum
On a serious note, it's probably illegal to send something like this in the mail (not that anyone would ever get caught). My guess is that the only body fluid that is technically permitted in the mail is saliva for sealing the envelope (and the stamp if it's not self-adhesive).
Just another bare bum in the shiower 1739 Posts 12/04
Posted - Jun 11 2005 : 11:11AM
Yes, I remember a few years ago the US postal service was trying to clamp down on the used panty trade by arguing that it involved the sending of a dangerous item through the post contrary to the health laws.
Maybe proof of that could be included on the short "piece" of video taped footage in addition to the footage of her squirting on the whatever? Just another thought.
The inclusion of squirt with said 8x10 autographed and kissed photo would only be for truly "special" fans. Fans that Tiana personally felt truly DESERVED to be sent such a thing.
I know I may be sinking my own ship but...In relation to what Bill posted I just thought; "jizz" from us or squirt from Tiana could be judged to be a bio-hazardous substance as the post office might think it possibly/questionably AIDS tainted and therfore too risky to handle?
Tiana Lynn @ AEBN
Posted - Jun 10 2005 : 5:33PM