Hey Kelly, Funny story for you. You are effing hot as my wife says, and agree whole heartedly. Back to the story...Two days ago I got home and my wife was making dinner. Imagine a five foot 100 pound brunette with perfect c-cups and nothing but boy shorts that hug her amazing ass (but yours is better and she told me to tell you that) cooking spaghetti. I had the biggest bulge in my pants ever. She told me there was no clothes allowed so get "comfy". I went and undressed and returned to the table. I sat down and started to fix my plate when she said ladies first. She said I had to sit there and watch her suck every noodle on her plate down her throat. Before she started, she surprised me by turning on her clit vibe while eating. That was the longest 10 minutes ever. When she was done, she asked me."purple or red" and I said huh? She said answer the question, and I said red and she got a red popsicle and gave the popsicle a blowjob. Her mouth was so red and cold. She then gave me the best bj ever for about 30 minutes and I came twice, both times on her tits. She ran to the bedroom and grabbed her pleasureskin 8 inch dildo and told me to fuck her silly with it. It was so hard not to stick my dick in her incredible pussy for the 30 minutes I banged her with that dildo. She had like three orgasms that I counted. And she still had the cum from the bj she gave me on her chest. I am hard just thinking about it. Then she said it was time for dessert. She pulled out a porno with you and Manuel in it, but don't remember the name. She has never brought porn home until two nights ago and went to a store and asked for a hot interracial with a "hot-assed chick" in it and the guy told her about your movies and said that you are talented. My wife said that she thought she was good at BJ's until she watched that movie. While watching the movie, I fingered her, made her squirt, and licked her beautiful pussy senseless to thank her for the wonderful night. She finally let me fuck her and boy did I. I have never had an orgasm like that. We both wanted to say hi. and if you are ever in Texas, my wife is ready and willing to show you a fun time.
You should check out Sun Goddess Malibu... There is a 4some with Teagan, Sasha, Bree, and Gianna Lynn. Sasha fucks Teagan in the ass like I have never seen before. One of the dirtiest g/g scenes I have ever seen. No jacuzzi in the 4some but I think Gianna does a solo in a jacuzzi. Gonna be a hot release. I will see if I can get you a preview of the movie if you like. Let me know if you're interested. JoePro WAZUPSTL twitter.com/wazupstl myspace.com/joeproakawazupstl
Is it weird to just want to play with ur boobs while I lick ur lips? LMAO You are on e very sexy, very fine woman. Pure sexuality at it's finest. I get lost in ur eyes.
kellydivine wrote: the 3rd try was the charm, LOL... My truTV Interview xoxo Kelly Divine [/quote] Cool interview, I would be scared too if a shhotout was that close. I couldn't stop laughing when you mentioned the cop story w/catching you peeing in public esp since he would bring that up w/you later, I bet it made him smile when he saw you. Since you mentioned stuff you've done in public, where was the craziest place you fucked someone and msturbated at. Any place you fantasized about fucking someone. BTW, hope you liked the sequel on the jacuzzi fantasy I sent you here; hopeflly all the fantasies we posted on here gave you some future scene ideas or at least something you can masturbate to. I'm sure you'll devise a devious way to thank us all for our fantasy ideas we submitted to you.
Your wife is awesome!! Thats my kind of girl! More women should do that kind of sexy shit for their men!! ... and vice versa. People need that once in a while. That made me so wet too! Especially that she left the cum on her tits the whole time, thats so hot! xoxo Kelly Divine
Cool interview, I would be scared too if a shhotout was that close. I couldn't stop laughing when you mentioned the cop story w/catching you peeing in public esp since he would bring that up w/you later, I bet it made him smile when he saw you. Since you mentioned stuff you've done in public, where was the craziest place you fucked someone and msturbated at. Any place you fantasized about fucking someone. BTW, hope you liked the sequel on the jacuzzi fantasy I sent you here; hopeflly all the fantasies we posted on here gave you some future scene ideas or at least something you can masturbate to. I'm sure you'll devise a devious way to thank us all for our fantasy ideas we submitted to you.
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The craziest place IMO was when me and a gf of mine picked up a guy at a gas station who was super hot. We lured him back to the club we were at and took turns fucking him in between our cars in the parking lot. The club was letting out and everyone was watching and cheering, LOL. I got in trouble as a youngin for masturbating in class, LOL. xoxo Kelly Divine
The craziest place IMO was when me and a gf of mine picked up a guy at a gas station who was super hot. We lured him back to the club we were at and took turns fucking him in between our cars in the parking lot. The club was letting out and everyone was watching and cheering, LOL. I got in trouble as a youngin for masturbating in class, LOL. xoxo Kelly Divine
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Well you did say you love having sex in public places. Did you ever see that guy again at the club or elsewhere. I don't know why you got in trouble for masturbating in class, couldn't they see you were doing a hands-on study on sex education. How did you get caught anyways, did someone hear you orgasm, are you pretty vocal. I think I would've had you go into the girls bathroom to continue masturbating until you were done.
[/quote] Well you did say you love having sex in public places. Did you ever see that guy again at the club or elsewhere. I don't know why you got in trouble for masturbating in class, couldn't they see you were doing a hands-on study on sex education. How did you get caught anyways, did someone hear you orgasm, are you pretty vocal. I think I would've had you go into the girls bathroom to continue masturbating until you were done. [/quote] No, I never saw him again. If I did, I wouldn't know it anyway! LOL I don't even remember what he looks like. All I do remember is that his name was Sam and he was mixed race (black and white I believe). I was kinda reckless with the masturbating LOL. My teacher could just see right under my desk but I didn't care, its that thrill thing I guess! xoxo Kelly Divine
Oh BTW, I didn't know you were on True Life last year. Granted someone probably mentioned it earlier on in this thread, but hey, that is a lot of pages. Anyways, you looked hot. I have to finish it today. *****The Dr. of Nasty*****
been a while since i posted, how are u Kelly loved ur video on worldstar u move ur ass so good you are bascially the perfect woman >beautiful inside and outside >has a great body >freaky in bed YOU ARE IT
Yep, they recorded that when I was still pretty brand spanking new ;) Im only on there for like a minute but everyone sees me! Even my family, LOL ;) Pretty funny to get those phone calls! xoxo Kelly Divine
hmmmm, hard for me to argue with you there! LOL just kidding, Im not that full of myself.... or am I? Thank you xoxo You're just lucky you only really see the good side of me--> every good has a bad ;)
Well hopefully you and your gf had fun and hope he sees that he repeatedly fucked a future (depending on when you met him) horny PS, lucky guy. Regarding you masturbating in class, I bet it turned you on even more so knowing you would get caught/were caught. Just wondering how bad you messed up the chairs/your undies each time. Have you ever masturbated for any of your BF's when they asked. Now that you've grown up, do you still masturbate in public.
LOL Yeah I wonder if he has ever seen me in a video and has an OMG moment LOL I have masturbated for people before. They never asked me too though. I either did it after pleasuring them or in public where only they knew what I was doing so it would turn them on ;) xoxo Kelly Divine
^^ Jesus, Kelly, there's a couple seconds in that clip where you're holding a glass and shakin' your thang and your dress doesn't quite cover your beautiful ass cheeks... I got instantly hard! haha I wasn't even in a horny mood or whatever, just minding my business, checking in at ADT, and then WHAM! Mr. Happy gets some ideas...
Oh I bet he did multiple double takes if he ever saw you in any scenes of yours like, "wow I fucked a PS in a parking lot" and "I should've gotten her number". I have had 1 girl do what you did regarding masturbating. It's cool how she does it but I tend to move away when she orgasms since she shakes pretty hard and moves a lot including her hands. Once I got too close and got whacked accidentally in the head, LOL. I bet you don't stay still when you cum from masturbating.Just a thought, maybe you could shoot a scene w/you tied down while a fellow PS uses a magic wand vibrator on you. You'd probably want sweet revenge afterwards. At any of the conventions you've signed for, what was the craziest thing a fan did for you. When you meet your fans at the conventions, are you hands on w/them. I'm not saying you fuck them since I know you don't but how much flirting/funny things do you do w/them. BTW, keep up the great work Kelly.
great Friday night, plenty of sexy ladies to choose from. must have sucked knowing they couldn't get between ur legs, but some good consolation prizes downloaded a good number of ur vids the last few days. love that shit. when u gonna let me do to you what i say in my stories, we need to make that shit happen.
Yeah and security is always bitching about that but the club owner requests, or rather demands, that I dance and keep the party going. Im sure they want me to look sexy in my little dresses but they can't compete with my ass bouncing while I dance!! Its just one of those cause and effect things you can't stop, LOL xoxo Kelly Divine
I don't ask for much from the fans but to have fun. :) I make them wear my T-Shirts though! Sometimes when Im bored I'll get guys to take funny photos with me or get a lap dance from me, but its more of a funny dance then sexy! A lot of ass in your face shit. I just hate when guys decide to do dumb shit like lick me, eww I don't know you!! xoxo Kelly Divine
Yeah me and the ladies have a great time :) Me and the guys do to though, LOL. Thank God I don't drink or we'd probably have too much fun and I'd lose my hosting gig, LOL. xoxo Kelly Divine
I don't ask for much from the fans but to have fun. :) I make them wear my T-Shirts though! Sometimes when Im bored I'll get guys to take funny photos with me or get a lap dance from me, but its more of a funny dance then sexy! A lot of ass in your face shit. I just hate when guys decide to do dumb shit like lick me, eww I don't know you!! xoxo Kelly Divine
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Damn, some fans actually have the guts to lick you, you definitele aren't an envelope; that's so wrong, yuck. Not only are you hot, but you're a total goofball. Hey funny lapdances are memorable than sexy ones sometimes. If you go to Erotica LA in June or AVNs next year, I'd love to take goofy photos of you anytime. I'd probably be laughing my ass off if you gave me a funny lap dance as well but I'd be intersted. Can you save me a chair for it right now, LOL.
LMAO! Some guys......wow! No manners, courtesy or respect at all. Although I would lick a girls boobs if I was taking a shot or something along those lines and she let me. *****The Dr. of Nasty*****
Damn, some fans actually have the guts to lick you, you definitele aren't an envelope; that's so wrong, yuck. Not only are you hot, but you're a total goofball. Hey funny lapdances are memorable than sexy ones sometimes. If you go to Erotica LA in June or AVNs next year, I'd love to take goofy photos of you anytime. I'd probably be laughing my ass off if you gave me a funny lap dance as well but I'd be intersted. Can you save me a chair for it right now, LOL.
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Yeah I guess boys will be boys ;) Im gonna be at Erotica LA in June, see you there? xoxo Kelly Divine
Check me out this month in the new issue of SHOW Magazine!! Its out now on news stand, Borders, and Barnes & Nobles!! My spread starts at page 60, HOLLA!! LOL... xoxo Kelly Divine
Really! SHOW Magazine is the shit. Sean Cummings does a good job with it. I got hooked on it while I was Overseas. I never even heard of it until like a year and a half ago. It has a lot of great spreads. Their website is pretty bad however. Are you in the regular one or the Black Lingerie etc. *****The Dr. of Nasty*****
That is so true, regretfully their stupid hijinks sometimes ruin it for other good guys who wouldn't do crap like that. I'm going to try and go to Erotica LA, would you please save a few hugs, silly faces, and goofy lapdances for me not to mention any other crazy things you have in mind.
I was iformed I am shooting with J Darrko on the 8th but was given n details....TORTURE!!! Im gonna be trying to guess what Im gonna be doing now until they decide to tell me!! LOL.... xoxo Kelly Divine
kellydivine wrote: You got it, whether you like it or not!! LOL xoxo Kelly Divine [/quote] Oh really, why wouldn't I like anything you do once we meet, you're a total sweetheart. So if I don't sit on a chair as soon as we meet, are you going to pin me by straddling me to the chair and say, "dammit you will accept your silly lapdance from me right now" and then do such lapdance, LOL, unless you got something else in store. Edited by - Geoff777 on 5/6/2009 5:55:52 AM
you really know your way around the pipe kelly. love the bjs you give on camera. the rest of the sex isn't bad either. you're a true champion. my very favorite star. on the SHOW Magazine
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Oh my! This girl is my fav! I met Kelly and we had a GREAT time! Who needs a camera! I can't wait to get back to LA and party with my new GF!! Smooches, Alexis
OMG how did you know!!?? I keep fantasizing about some perverted scenario that's gonna surprise the shit outta me. All I keep imagining is a very apprehensive yet happy look on my face as I walk onto set.... what could it be?
Oh really, why wouldn't I like anything you do once we meet, you're a total sweetheart. So if I don't sit on a chair as soon as we meet, are you going to pin me by straddling me to the chair and say, "dammit you will accept your silly lapdance from me right now" and then do such lapdance, LOL, unless you got something else in store. Edited by - Geoff777 on 5/6/2009 5:55:52 AM
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I won't ask you I will force you to accept my silly lapdance there will be no choices this is a dictatorship not a democracy LOL xoxo Kelly Divine
Thank you so much!! I strive for greatness ;) Don't ask me how I know how to suck cock, I think Im good at it cause I love it so much... xoxo Kelly Divine
I started a Kyte account so sometimes you can spy on me LIVE or just watch some videos of past sessions Iv done... or of my "Amazin'" video ;) My KYTE Account xoxo Kelly Divine
I don't know whether I should be excited or scared shitless to meet you LOL. Although the thought of you being a horny sexual dictator sounds very hot. Is this an order my leader to accept your silly lapdance once we meet or are you throwing me in a dungeon for further naughty interrogation by you, whch what would that include from you. Can I plead mercy??
The pic never ever arrived Completely agreed with Kelly being a great BJ "artist" as I always concur I just love it when she unleashes that messy spit everyware, its visually pleasing and so is the dirrrrrrrrrty smile that KD always gives after a pop shot Can they not sell the spit in jars?
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Can they not sell the spit in jars?