Hi, I'm Bob and im 25 this past weekend i jacked off the first time watching the home shopping network. I then hit the porn store and rented 5 movies I love porn now it consumes me like the holy spirit. Is there Christian porn? So I can feel less guilty about watching it?
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Posted - Jun 30 2006 : 12:42AM
You don't have to feel guilty about watching any porn. After all, do you think that priests feel guilty about all the young boys they molested? Yeah, I didn't think so either.
Of course there's "Christian" porn. It doesn't have attractive, consenting adults having sex the way normal porn does, though.
"Christian" porn can be seen on every cable television outlet in this country (gasp)! It usually features demogogues, masquerading as "Christian" preachers, preaching a "Gospel" of hate, prejudice and carefully twisted Bible verses to support their agendas.
Matthew 24:4-5 "And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many."
Mark 7: 5-7 "Then the Pharisees and scribes asked him, Why walk not thy disciples according to the tradition of the elders, but eat bread with unwashen hands? He answered and said unto them, Well hath Esaias prophesied of you hypocrites, as it is written, This people honoureth me with their lips, but their heart is far from me. Howbeit in vain do they worship me, teaching for doctines the commandments of men."
Hello Bob, welcome to ADT. Good to see you hit the ground running there bud. You'll be pleased to discover that what you just posted is only the third weirdest thing I've read since I logged onto ADT about fifteen minutes ago. Enjoy your stay. Too bad the feeling isn't mutual.
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pinc_noiz Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 30 2006 : 3:06AM
I doubt that: we never meet&greet, so he doesn't even know me.
So, trying not to see yells like this: welcum on this board. I see you've a post locked already (couldn't see why though ....): let's hope you're going to like it here.
If there's Christian porn? I know some talent is religious, but don't we all fuck now&than, and think/dream about it. So sex is partly in our heads. Isn't that the place were you find all kinds of love, like that towards God?
I'm not religious myself at all, but love in general is everywhere.
p_n
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the unknown pervert Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 30 2006 : 3:28AM
Cut the guy some slack being religous is not the same as being a religous asshole. So far IMO he has only shown characteristics of the former, now if he evolves into the latter then the light will change to green for piling on him. With all due respect Tricia I thought the priest stuff was out of line, he introduced himself as Bob not Father Bob.
This does probably belong in the general porn pool rather than star crossed however.
Edited by - the unknown pervert on 6/30/2006 3:31:56 AM
Welcome to the forum, Bob and Happy Belated Birthday! I was thinking of saying that I hoped you're birthday went well, but after reading you're post, it seems that you did enjoy yourself.
I guess that in Christian porn, it would give new meaning to a pornstar yelling out, "Oh, God".
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john thomas Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 30 2006 : 3:48AM
The wikipedia entry for Tiana Lynn asserts that she is a born-again Christian and links to a Luke Form interview where she affirms the fact. So perhaps you should seek out her work. You can't go wrong with Tiana anyway. And she provides her own holy water.
Well Jesus seems to have avoided sex and advised his followers to abandon their families to follow his cause or to not form families. So love seems to have been lacking.
Anyways, recoincile your beliefs (without rationalization) with your actions or accept what you are.
I wish I could remember the Extreme title where Brian Surewood hangs from the cross. I think they also hung Jasmin St.Claire on a cross. I think they were directed by Zupko and Lizzy Borden.
Anal Ball has the Pope and a nun in it, I'm not sure if that counts.
Actually all porn is Christian porn, just count how many times you hear Oh God! during a scene.
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Posted - Jun 30 2006 : 11:58AM
I guess it depends on how you define Christian. For those who believe in a literal interpretation of the bible, any sex is bad. Other Christian theologians take the view that sexual practices are private and not proscribed by religious moral codes. If I were in your shoes, I'd go with the latter.
Do you feel less guilty now?
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Ejac Deactivated User
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Posted - Jun 30 2006 : 12:33PM
Oh god! Oh jeezus, I'm blowin' a load! I'm in heaven!
Keep watching Bob, you'll see the light. Like good sex, a lot of good porn is Christian. Praise be!
Thank you! ever since i start jacking off i feel better about myself i have confidence in myself. I am going to bring it up at my next confession and sugest to my fellow christian that they jack off allot. I love porn! i just rented 3 more movies! Now i know how a coke addict feels naked women are awesome!
As far as priests? nah you cant sterotype a group of people bases on a few bad apples. I didn't come out and say all porn women smoke crack? No ive acted in a respectful manner and i only ask to be treated with the same. Also thank you for the warm welcome even those with negativity i still love you and i hope you all have an amazing weekend!
Troll i dont live under a brige and i am fairly attracitve i must say and no im not here trolling people are welcome to ignore me all they wish. I am merely here to vocalize that not all christians are uptight i am becoming sexually open and i just ordered the porn channel thank you.
Posted - Jun 29 2006 : 11:44PM
Too bad the feeling isn't mutual. 
I was thinking of saying that I hoped you're birthday went well, but after reading you're post, it seems that you did enjoy yourself. 
