"You have sacrificed nothing and no one." 3689 Posts 8/10
Posted - Jan 5 2014 : 6:49PM
I'm really getting so sick-and-tired of facial cumshots where the majority of the cumshot misses the girl's face -- often from literally inches away. Case in point... Watching the Samantha Bentley scene Slut Wars - The Vagina Squirts Back, with Danny D., on Brazzers. Pretty good scene, and Danny really unloads. Head-on, from less than three inches from Samantha's mouth, he blows five spurts that even Peter North would be proud of... right past the side of her face. Sure, a little cum on the tail-end of the five big spurts hits the face, along with the final smaller finishing spurts, but this is getting ridiculous. And, IMHO, this is being done deliberately. What could -- should! -- have been an epic facial is just neutered. Don't the performers, studios and directors realize how fucking annoying this is? Knock it off already
I think a lot of is that the girl doesn't want as much cum on her face so the guy often tries to angle it weird to try to get only some of his spunk landing on her face. Unfortunately, it often just becomes a total miss. Not to say that sometimes the dude just messes up. I feel like we just need girls more willing to take loads to the face.
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Joe Mayo Deactivated User
Sure Thing, Joe Mayo. 533 Posts 10/13
Posted - Jan 5 2014 : 9:24PM
Just another reason why facials are overrated, at least when the guy is doing the jerking.
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LeeKingsboro Deactivated User
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Posted - Jan 7 2014 : 7:07AM
Overrated: Facials. Underrated: A cumshot straight to the back of the throat where you can hear it go down the gullet and they gag on it
^^^^ Agreed . I am always surprised by mouth shots that miss the mark , you have a girl waiting patiently on her knees for you , mouth agape . You know how you shoot , and yet so many just totally miss getting any cum in the mouth you'd think it was J.R. Smith shooting .
You guys do know that when a mouth cum shot or facial misses then it's probably because it was always meant to do that. I know a bunch of fans enjoy facial and cum shots to the mouth but I suspect that (regardless that they pretend to like it) most women really don't want to do it so they probably say that to the director and the scene is done in such a way that there will be some but not so much that the girl will be pissed after the scene.
Was watching American Bukkake 21 the other day (the scene with Misty & Mya Mason) and there's dudes jerking off, like, a foot or more away from the girls. The cum's going anywhere but on them. Even Misty says something like "You guys need to get closer". Jesus H...[o\|] Well done, Goldstein, you've said something that really needed saying. In fact, now I come to think about it this is my number one pornographic bugbear.
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Joe Mayo Deactivated User
Sure Thing, Joe Mayo. 533 Posts 10/13
Posted - Jan 7 2014 : 4:21PM
Maybe there's some compromise on occasion - the girl says "OK, I'll take the facial but only partially?"
If you're a girl who isn't at least prepared to tolerate cum on your face, what the fuck are you doing in porn? If you were teetotal you wouldn't go for a job as a wine taster. Thankfully, there are plenty of obliging chicks out there, happy (seemingly) to wear a mask of cum. I'm probably preaching to the converted already but just in case any of you are unfamiliar with GGG (where have you been?) or Brandon Iron's superb 'Baker's Dozen'/covermyface.com...check 'em out.
I love a good facial to end a scene, preferably where the girl is on her knees with her mouth open as wide as possible with her tongue out. If it's a male performer who I already know has no volume or force (Tommy Gunn, Erik Everhard) it's pretty much a no watch for me. If it's a male performer who I know delivers routinely (Peter North, Preston Parker, Jules Jordan, Lexington Steele, Danny D) I'll pretty much always check it out. On the Danny D topic, yes he's very inconsistent. He has a scene on Brazzers with Jasmine Jae from a couple weeks ago where he totally paints her face, but then his scene with Romi Rain a couple days ago, he shoots 90% of it right over her head. Just lower your aiming point a couple inches dude. As for ladies that don't like facials, it's porn and you're getting paid pretty well for a few hours of work, so pretend for 45 seconds that you love cum on your face (I'm looking at you Nicole Aniston).
So basically any woman who's unwilling to get her face plastered in cum or swallow a gallon of it shouldn't be doing porn. You are entitled to that opinion but luckily for them there are people like me who don't want or need a facial to be happy with the girls performance. I'd also like to point out that for the most part every other poster is not complaining that there is a lack of facials but that it's not to the level they would like it to be
"You have sacrificed nothing and no one." 3689 Posts 8/10
Posted - Jan 8 2014 : 12:37PM
^ What we're "complaining" about is having ALL the right ingredients present and evident for a great facial, and the performers/directors/camera deliberately fucking it up. You don't have to have a facial cumshot, but, if you do, do it right. Half-assing it satisfies no one. Why do you feel the need to defend mediocrity?
I don't mind the actors miss the actresses' mouths as long as they land on their hair, eyes,face and at least some in their mouths. It's good to see more territories covered. Perhaps the directors and actresses should remind the actors about viewers like us, "We aim to please. So,you aim too please." I also like actresses to perform a slow, sensual, long, thorough oral clean up and play with the cum.
What I'm saying is it goes with the territory - doesn't it? No girl doing straight porn should be surprised at being asked to take a facial cumshot. What's more, I've never understood what's so objectionable about it. It's cum, not battery acid.
I like girls to lick their lips & talk (dirty) to the guy while waiting for the spooge, too.
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Posted - Jan 8 2014 : 2:06PM
It's cum, not battery acid. [/quote] LOL! Seriously just laughed out loud at this. I see it both ways... No it shouldn't be mandatory for every girl to do it but I mean, it's porn. And it's 2014. Takin sperm to the face certainly can't hurt your career
A scene that doesnt end with a facial is a big no-no for me to watch.I really miss girls swallowing the whole cum these days.Too many just take in a drop and spit that out as well and some companies market this as "swallowing" .
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Posted - Jan 5 2014 : 6:49PM
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