Has anyone spoofed Hooters in porn? I mean, order some outfits, with different colors. And call it Hotters. Or something. I may enjoy watching a girl in those tight shorts and an open top with cute shoes, bent over in wild positions. And if you could shoot it in a restaurant, that'd rule!
In this interview the very sexy Rachel Roxxx says that she was a Hooters Girl before porn. And I'd definitely watch a Hooters-spoof porn flick. That'd be way hot.
I'm not an expert in trademark law. But... if a producer changed the uniforms a bit. Instead of orange and white, use red and white for example. And instead of an owl on the front, use something else. As long as the director can get "the look" down. Pretty girls in tight shorts and low cut white tops. And... what kind of shoes do they wear? Sneakers? Funny... I've never looked down at the feet of a Hooters girl. Who here fantasizes about Hooter girls? Who'd pay money to see a porn like that???
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Taylor Von Bailey Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 1 2008 : 11:27PM
Thanks for the link and I totally agree with you there about a Hooters parody. It sure sounds like a great concept and I think Melons is a good name. I'm actually really surprised that it hasn't come up before. Make sure Cassandra Calogera is in it and we've got a hit! Obviously, lots of other girls can be in it too but why not get the best with the most appropriate breasts?
i worked for Hotters in Amsterdam for about a year until they closed it down because our shorts were to short, and the tops to low.. and we danced to sexy! Crazy!! so they changed the name to Teasers!and i will try and find a picture... it was actually pre breasts time!!!
A Hooters porn parody! Somebody do it, please. :) "A good idea is practically worthless." Meaning, if one sits around thinking of a great idea, but doesn't do anything about it... well it's worthless. Come on, directors, make it happen! Design the outfits. You'll have to have them specially made. Have your legal department look over the design. Cast good-looking girls! And if you could shoot it in a restaurant, that would be a plus! Has anyone wanted to get it on with a Hooters girl? This would make a good porn movie, I think.
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Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 12:46PM
short shorts and a skimpy t shirts, girls who take it up the ass, call it "Pooters" Make it a restaurant where guys come in and order girls and ass and DPs off the menu, starring Hillary Scott, Aurora Snow, Roxy Deville, Teagan, Sandra Russo and Jane Darling. The girls fuck at the restaurant and switch to bikinis for bikini gang bang day in the parking lot. Any girl who didnt get DP'd in their own scene gets DP'd and/or DPP'd in the gangbang scene,
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Ronald Deactivated User
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Posted - Aug 2 2008 : 12:46PM
oh yeah, directed by me
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tori, candace, cori love, debbie leigh, raven, taylor, destiny, hailey, heather sweet, nevaeh, raven day, kitty, miranda, Tami and Paige to name a few
Well, if I were to have my own Hooters-style restaurant--or a porn movie about a Hooters-style restaurant--while I like tight tank tops and tight hot pants on really hot women, I would rather my really hot waitresses in my Hooters-style restaurant would wear something like this. They would also undergo conditioning sessions under Hypnosis to ensure they will be especially attentive and especially adoring of the customers. Because like I always say--
"There can never be too many beautiful women Hypnotized for our pleasure."
Florida, by FAR, has provided the US with the best Hooters girls, strippers and naturally pornstars. By the time most girls finally hit LA they've done one, the other or all three.
I just got through watching the HOOTERS Pageant on the FOXSports channel...wishing all the HOOTERS girls on there without implants would do porn.
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Posted - Aug 4 2008 : 4:04AM
I gotta say hello and thank you Rachel for showing your hot Hooters outfit. You would be a perfect candidate for a movie with a breastaraunt theme. Imagine anybody who actually was served by Rachel and then sees her in a porno spinoff and remembers her from Hooters. She definitely would be making many men's dreams come true...dreams that start ny her serving you at Hooters.
Now doesn't this photo inspire?! Who wouldn't wanna get crazy with a Hooters woman?! A great porn spoof, I think. A feature length DVD with maybe 6 sex scenes. And if it's written and directed well, it may also have "couples appeal." Hell, I can imagine a wicked scene where a couple goes into "Hotters." The woman shakes her head in disbelief, pretending that she's not impressed. She doesn't like the food and she has a small argument with the waitress. She visits the restroom to wash her hands. The waitress enters the restroom, corners her, talks tough, "It's not the food that tastes good around here!" as she hikes up the woman's skirt. Waitress dives and woman shudders, "Are you fuckin' whacked?!" But waitress is good at what she does and woman moans and grabs the back of waitresses' head. A "Hotters" girl in full uniform eating out another woman. Then BF enters to find out where his GF is and he's turned on! And then... and then... Somebody make this. Please.
Its actually strange noone has done a porn parody on the hooters concept. I remember a scene with Tabitha Stevens fucking Dick Nasty in what was to resemble a job interview for Hooters. I didint see th rest of the scenes tough but they might have been inspired by this great resturant.
Once knew a certain club in Memphis about a mile from Hooters. You could go eat at Hooters, go to the Gentleman's club, and see girls dance later that night that worked at Hooters. I remember one coming in with her orange shorts still on.
I'm pretty sure Sammie Rhodes did a lesbian scene with another girl where they were trying on different outfits and one of the outfits was the Hooters outfit. It was exactly the same as the one the Hooters girls wear, tight orange shorts, Hooters trademark, and all. I don't remember the title of the movie, though.
RFrog wrote:That's a great title for the porn version! Its genius lies within its simplicity. Just make the shorts red instead of orange, and change the Owl to an Otter, and there you have it. Edited by - algaliarept on 8/7/2008 2:19:09 AM
I was a Hooters Girl in Costa Mesa (ORANGE COUNTY) CA. Unfortunately I don't have any pictures because that wasn't allowed (it wasn't a very hot outfit with those hideous socks from the 80's, the shirts are beyond tight, and the shorts always gave us camel toe but that is why girls wear the packs in front to hide it.) We couldn't take pictures and put them any where online. It was a hard job because every table that you serve had 16 steps. You also have to learn all the stupid dance moves to all these lame songs. I had fun, but it wasn't easy. The managers call Hooters "A RETIRERMENT HOME FOR CHEERLEADERS". XOXO AJ..."THE WORLD FAMOUS ANAL RING TOSS GIRL" Edited by - OC_AJ on 8/7/2008 8:51:48 AM
whoa! Anal Ring Toss!? Where can I see that! I remember seeing on a compilation vid once a girl who blew fire while doing anal!! But sadly I can't remember the girls name or which movie it was now.
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Its genius lies within its simplicity. Just make the shorts red instead of orange, and change the Owl to an Otter, and there you have it.
whoa! Anal Ring Toss!? 
Where can I see that!