How about a Lost Parody.

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Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Feb 24 2010 : 7:36PM I love this show. And there are so many romantic possibilities. What kind of pairings would we get? Kate and Jack? Kate and Sawyer? Jack and Juliette? Julliete and Sawyer? Kate and Jack and Sawyer??!! Claire and Charley? Charlotte and Daniel? Can you guys come up with suggestions for the actresses who would play Kate, Sun, Claire, Juliet, Ana Lucia, Charlotte, Danielle, and Alex. I can't wait to see what you guys come up with. Topic Moved by - flash on Nov 22 2012 [Link]
jackthetreacleeater Senior Member Shame on you! 2003 Posts 10/06	Posted - Feb 24 2010 : 9:41PM You can't do a lost parody, it'll just go on far to long and become really boring and no one will care anymore. Nothing says romance like anal sex. [Link]
Royal Tee Member 665 Posts 6/07	Posted - Feb 24 2010 : 11:28PM Way more dudes on that show than Dudettes. Kate, Sun, Claire, Shannon, Juliet. I guess you could add in Penelope, Ana Lucia, Libby. I wanna see who they cast as Rose. Are there any French MILF type porn starlets to play Rosseau? Edit- As I was typing that, I guess there are enough females. I mean, they made a scrubs parody. I hate all parodies. But i'll make a cast list for lost when i'm not exhausted. I'll will say, A blond Sophie Dee would play either Penny or Claire. Edited by - royal tee on 2/24/2010 11:32:00 PM [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Feb 25 2010 : 1:40AM I think she's retired or something but Rebeca Linares would be perfect for Kate. Looks wise anyway. I don't know if she speaks English? [Link]
Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 1:31AM I liked what some other people did suggesting porn stars to play characters in parodies of TV shows. So I'm going to give it a shot here. And I'm sure I can use some help. I'm going to start alphabetically. Alex wasn't a main character but she had an pivotal role. Here is a picture of her. As of right now, I think Alexis Love would make a good Alex. What do you think? [Link]

Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 1:42AM Next up alphabetically is Ana Lucia. If I remember right she had sex with Sawyer so she could steal his gun. Here is a picture of Ana. But I can't decide who should play her. Adrianna Sage Daisy Jenavive Jolie [Link]
charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09	Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 1:54AM Royal Tee wrote: Way more dudes on that show than Dudettes. Kate, Sun, Claire, Shannon, Juliet. I guess you could add in Penelope, Ana Lucia, Libby. Click to expand also Gilligan, the skipper, the professor, and Mr. Howell. [Link]
Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 2:14AM Next up is Charlotte. Charlotte is from England ( I think). Since Charlotte is a red head with an accent I'm thinking either Sophie Dee or Kiki Vidis or Monica Mayhem. Or maybe Faye Reagan or Penny Flame or Nikki Rhoades can do an English accent. Last week Charlotte slept with Sawyer. Damn you, Sawyer! Charlotte Sophie Dee Kiki Vidis Monica Mayhem [Link]
Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 2:53AM Claire is from Australia and is blonde. And I'm stumped. I can't think of any blondes with an Australian (or British) accent. I guess we could use one of the actresses I suggested for Charlotte, just dye their hair blonde. Or maybe one of the following blondes can fake an accent. Anyway, I think all of these girls have the right look. Claire Lexi Belle Liv Wylder Shawn Lenee [Link]
Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 3:07AM Next up is Danielle, the crazy french MILF. We did get to see a young Danielle when Sun went back in time. But right now I'm thinking Lanny Barbie would be a good Danielle. Danielle Lanny Barbie [Link]
Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 3:17AM I'm going to skip Ilana for now and go straight to Juliet. I thought for sure Jack was going to hook up with Juliet, instead Sawyer shacked up with her for 3 years. Man, Sawyer gets all the hot chicks. At first I was thinking Aurora Snow would be a good Juliet but I've changed my mind and I think it's got to be Monique Alexander. Juliet Monique Alexander [Link]
Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 4:00AM For six years I've been wondering if Kate will end up with Jack or Sawyer. We still don't know. But she has already slept with both of them I think she is the most important female character on the show so we need to get a really good starlet to play her. She is also pretty hot. She is a buff brunette with freckles. I'm not sure who I should suggest. I considered Stoya, Jenna Haze, Faith Leon, Christie Lee, Heather Carolin, Marlie Moore, and Selina Draagen. Kate Faith Selina [Link]
Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 4:17AM Shannon was one of the hottest chicks on the show. She ended up loving Sayid. Then she got killed. I think Jana Jordan looks like her. But she doesn't do guys. So maybe Cassie Courtland would be a better choice. Shannon Jana Cassie [Link]
Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 4:30AM Sun is Korean. I think all these girls are Chinese. Sun Kaiya Lynn kaylani Lei Evelyn Lin [Link]
Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 4:34AM That's all for now. I didn't get to Libby or Penelope. Or any of the guys. [Link]

charn fubar 2880 Posts 12/09	Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 4:52AM i think a more productive route is dump all the details, the title, and the parody format. start with the premise of a group of people on an island. get some hotties and write the pairings (and threesomes) to fit the specific people in the cast. include at least one person with real improv comic talent. [Link]
Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 5:45PM charn wrote: Royal Tee wrote: Way more dudes on that show than Dudettes. Kate, Sun, Claire, Shannon, Juliet. I guess you could add in Penelope, Ana Lucia, Libby. Click to expand also Gilligan, the skipper, the professor, and Mr. Howell. Click to expand I saw "This Ain't Gilligan's Island". I would have casted Lexi Belle as Mary Ann and Ginger Lee as Ginger. I'm not a fan of Regan Resse, they could have casted any porn star as "the porn star". Overall, the casting was still pretty good. Also I have mixed feelings about the script. Dropping a porn crew onto the island was too obvious and too easy. But then again maybe that's exactly right. [Link]
Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 5:53PM charn wrote: i think a more productive route is dump all the details, the title, and the parody format. start with the premise of a group of people on an island. get some hotties and write the pairings (and threesomes) to fit the specific people in the cast. include at least one person with real improv comic talent. Click to expand That's been done before and to great effect. But parodies have a built in fan base. I like the parody format and even have seen some parodies of TV shows that I hadn't even watched. I really get a kick out of shows that I used to watch. When you "start with the premise of a group of people on an island." I start hearing "Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic port Aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailing man, The skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day For a three hour tour, a three hour tour." [Link]
latex Member http://latexandporn.blogspot.com 30 Posts 1/10	Posted - Mar 24 2010 : 7:58PM How would Smoke Monster sex work? Just a theory: The island = Atlantis... [Link]
HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03	Posted - Mar 26 2010 : 2:52AM Captain Tight Pants wrote: Shannon was one of the hottest chicks on the show. She ended up loving Sayid. Then she got killed. Shannon Click to expand Agreed on the hot chick part! Just as a reminder everyone, this is exactly the type of girlie I go for. Exactly. I never quite forgave them for dumping her from the show so quickly. And abruptly too. [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Mar 26 2010 : 3:34AM I think they killed her off because she was almost as hot as Kate and it was a distraction. Plus there was that weird bit about her and her brother. She was an interesting character. They shouldn't have killed her off. [Link]
Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Apr 18 2010 : 12:18PM Just saw Ryder Skye in Thrilla in Manilla and I think she would make a good Kate Kate Ryder [Link]
Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Apr 18 2010 : 12:19PM One more time Kate [Link]
Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Apr 18 2010 : 12:20PM Ryder [Link]
RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06	Posted - Apr 18 2010 : 12:27PM Captain Tight Pants wrote: Ryder Click to expand I'm still thinking Rebeca would be way better as Kate. [Link]

soopa Member 10 Posts 6/10	Posted - Jun 2 2010 : 2:13AM I have to say that Tanner Mayes would be the perfect Kate! Come on! Just look at them, it's unbelievable! I actually got into Tanner b/c of how much she looks, moves, and smiles like Kate! Edited by - soopa on 6/2/2010 2:15:16 AM [Link]
Young Herschel Deactivated User 404 Posts 10/09	Posted - Jun 2 2010 : 12:40PM Captain Tight Pants wrote: I'm going to skip Ilana for now and go straight to Juliet. I thought for sure Jack was going to hook up with Juliet, instead Sawyer shacked up with her for 3 years. Man, Sawyer gets all the hot chicks. At first I was thinking Aurora Snow would be a good Juliet but I've changed my mind and I think it's got to be Monique Alexander. Juliet Monique Alexander Click to expand Co-Sign!! I have Kirsten Price as Kate so thats two excellent actresses for the major female parts. Sun could be played by . . . Asa Akira who isn't Korean but who is really? Sawyer could be Evan Stone and Anthony Rosano could be Jack Sheppard. Ethan Hunt is as close as I could come to Sayid so he'll have a chance to show that he can act. [Link]
Captain Tight Pants Member 337 Posts 9/09	Posted - Jun 2 2010 : 7:49PM I'm a fan of Tanner's too but personally I think Tanner looks too young to be Kate. I'm also a big fan of Kirsten, and I think she has some acting ability so she might make a good Kate. Bt I still like my suggestions best: Ryder Skye, Faith Leon or Selina Draagen, (although I think Selina has left the biz - I think her body is most "Kate-like) Kate - Evangeline Lily Tanner Mayes Kirsten Price Ryder Skye [Image not found DB] Selina Draagen Faith Leon [Link]
MrMarcus Member Walk down and fuck them all. 181 Posts 7/08	Posted - Jun 3 2010 : 12:23AM Nice topic...I'm a big fan...call me a LOSTIE. I got a thing for Kate Austen...a sexy bitch. And the porn version would have to be well written to really make a difference. [Link]
Young Herschel Deactivated User 404 Posts 10/09	Posted - Jun 3 2010 : 11:20AM New Sensations is doing the first LOST parody and they have proven themselves with serious scriptwriting in that AVN winner "Sex-Files XXX: A Dark Parody" Hopefully, Lee Roy Myers will hire the same talented staff writers from that parody for the LOST parody. It's success will definitely depend on how good the plot is; great sex (IR and non-IR) should simply amplify the entertainment value of a great tribute/parody ala Sex Files XXX [Link]
MrMarcus Member Walk down and fuck them all. 181 Posts 7/08	Posted - Jun 3 2010 : 2:06PM Gotta have the flash forwards (missionary style), flashbacks (doggystyle) and flash sideways (spoon style) to make it complete. [Link]
MrMarcus Member Walk down and fuck them all. 181 Posts 7/08	Posted - Jun 3 2010 : 2:06PM ...and I got to play Mr. Ecko [Link]
Young Herschel Deactivated User 404 Posts 10/09	Posted - Jun 3 2010 : 8:36PM ^^^ Hey why not? You've got a working relationship with New Sensations already and the resume you have should put you at the top of Lee Roy Myers list of potential Mr. Echos. They have to cover the original cast from Season 1 I would think. So Lee Roy Myers should cast a 'Micheal' before a 'Mr. Echo'; hell cast them both along with 'Desmond' and 'Ben' of course. Tyler Knight or Mr. Marcus as Micheal Nat Turner or Mr. Marcus as Mr. Echo Nick Manning as Desmond Devon Lee as Penny (MILF role) Who would be Hurley and Ben? This could be really good if New Sensations does it right now that I really think about it. [Link]
Sith in SC Member Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate. 371 Posts 8/03	Posted - Jul 4 2010 : 4:55PM I'd love to see a LOST parody. I always thought Evangeline Lilly looked a little like Randi Wright. [Link]
Digital Lust Self-removed All truth is parallel; All truth is untrue 768 Posts 10/11	Posted - Nov 21 2012 : 9:32PM ^I agree. Randi Wright would make a great Kate. [Link]