He cums into her ear canal while she lies on her side and texts her friends.
He pulls it out of her ass, she picks up her Welsh Corgi and he cums on the dog's fur.
She puts on a rubber mask resembling Rick Perry and he cums into the eye hole.
He lies on his back and cums straight into the air while she grabs her Taylor Made golf driver and attempts to hit the cum without making contact with his balls. (note: A 3 wood or 5 wood will be acceptable alternatives. Irons and putters are unacceptable)
He cums on a corn on the cob that she's holding. She takes the cum covered corn on the cob, goes outside and feeds it to another woman who's just woken up in a dumpster.
The woman lies flat on her stomach and the man tries to fill up the 2 little dimples above her ass with cum. The tricky part: if he shoots any outside the dimple, another woman holding a frying pan smacks him in the back of the head.
He cums on a picture of Michelle Bachmann, and she does a pretend cumswap with the picture.
He cums into a bottle of hand lotion, then she seals up the bottle and goes to Walmart to return it.
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