When she turns round let leash the fury!

Edited by - joel on 10/23/2005 12:44:20 PM

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If it was reading, this is something to be proud of and tell the grandkids about ! I made a fellow brit (and a damn sexy 1 at that) cum!

If it's the second part it's a serious anti-climax!

Edited by - joel on 10/24/2005 12:47:28 AM

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BSD

P.S. -

Q: Why did the bride smile so much on her wedding day?

A: Because she knows she's already given the last blowjob she's ever gonna give.

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Edited by - isabel_ice on 10/24/2005 5:17:26 AM

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With my girlfriend, I always praised her full lips. I love them. As she was blowing me one night I told her how sexy her lips looked around me, and I started saying how sexy they'd look with cum all over them. It didn't happen that night, but she must have remembered it. The next time she gave me a blowjob she pulled it out of her mouth as I was cumming and jerked me off all over her mouth.

Kane

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If she's resistant to the idea, go with something like Kane posted, wait until she's okay with the idea. Find a way to make it sexy for her, make sure she knows you're not going to get it into her eyes, let her know that she'll look attractive to you that way, make sure she doesn't think it's demeaning (going from her personality here whether that's necessary). Do this with like, ONE sentence here and there, not monologues and coaxing. Eg., in a low key way, comment on how sexy it looks on some porn girl, if you watch porn together, then drop it for a while. Don't get heavy or pushy about it. Be patient.

If she has any wacky thing she thinks would be fun, which you have been resisting, like a dildo up your butt, or you wearing her panties, time to light-heartedly suggest a trade.

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I've never taken a facial, although I have gotten some backsplash when my husband was apparently going for a long-distance record. Personally, I don't know if I would like it or not. However if he expressed a strong desire to do it, I'd probably say yes. The thing is, I don't want to feel or look gross in front of my man. You have to convince your woman that you can think of nothing more beautiful than your very essence on her pretty face.

Just remember to stress the beauty of it, and she might come around. She might not be a girl that likes being nasty. I'm not, so going the "nasty" route with me would guarantee a big fat NO. But if you tell her that a facial is a way for you to celebrate her beauty, she might be flattered enough to submit. It would help if you truly meant that as well.

If she comes around and lets you do this, DO NOT leave her to clean herself up alone. Be ready with tissues or baby wipes, and YOU clean her face for her. You have to show her some TLC afterwards for crying out loud. I also recommend that you kiss her immediately and show her that you're not repulsed by your own fluids. Why should she want the stuff on her face if you can't even bring yourself to get close enough to it to kiss her?

I wish you luck!

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Although Lindi and Pagoda's suggestions are a lot more sensible and probably more beneficial in the long run, I'd still have the $1000 dollar bill, peeking out of the corner of the wallet, on the edge of the nightstand where she can see it.

BSD

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We live in an age of surgery and deception, heed my advice people, ensure she has a real vagina by the end of the first date!

Edited by - robbie on 10/25/2005 8:15:04 AM

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I m8 of mine was chucked once for coming his birds face. He'd been watching a lot of porn and "did the deed" without thinking! She went completely ape shit and finished with him!! :) Hehehe

@Isabel_Ice

YOU have to toss yourself off!! Now I find that hard to believe!! :)

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I think every man should deliberately taste his own cum every now and then, simply out of courtesy for his female sexual partner. Ever wonder why your wife/gf won't let you cum in her mouth? Taste your cum, fellas. Maybe you taste foul. If you taste bitter and nasty, cut out the coffee and amp up the fruit juices. Hell, that's what women do. Any woman that's sexually liberated knows exactly how her own secretions taste. Making sure you taste good for your partner is just polite. But of course, it's sexy when we taste ourselves, isn't it? Even if it has lesbian connotations. Especially because it has lesbian connotations. Gimme a break.

Just because I'll suck my husband's cock after fucking him doesn't make me a lesbian. And just because you kiss your wife after you cum on her face or in her mouth doesn't make you gay. Hell, if you want to label yourself for having sexual contact with yourself, call yourself a narcissist.

Lighten up, guys! Chicks dig men that aren't afraid of their own cum. We think it's sexy and masculine. So kiss those beautiful cum-dripping ladies, gentlemen!

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Okay jokers. If you really want your wife to take a facial, here's a few simple steps to make her agreeable.

1. Lose the beer gut.
2. Groom yourself.
3. Take a shower.
4. Pleasure her extensively.
5. Continue pleasuring her extensively.
6. Call in more people to pleasure her extensively if necessary.
7. When her orgasms reach a point they can no longer be counted, offer to give her a facial.

Maybe, if you've made yourself physically attractive, and made yourself useful to her sexually, she'll accept your cum on her face. Sound fair?

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Are you gentlemen frightened, or just lazy?

Oops! I forgot to add "tie her up" to the list. That comes just after you take a shower. Oh, and the spanking, choking and hair-pulling? That's all part of the "extensive pleasuring."

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Edited by - Twizted6 on 10/31/2005 1:39:26 AM

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Interests, fantasies, preferences, tastes and desires can't be prearranged! You either try to grow and change together, or you eventually call it a day.

Edited by - Ivory on 11/6/2005 1:03:51 PM

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There are many relationship therapists and psychologists who use the classic blowjob / no blowjob example. If one partner clearly communicates their expectation for oral sex, and then another partner sometime downstream in the relationship loses interests then refuses, first the couple seeks to understand the underlying reasons and barriers to intimacy and sexual experimentation. If everything is A OK, then those relationship experts consider terminating the relationship because one partner has a strong desire ("need") for oral sex and the other cannot or is unwilling to provide.

In short, the pre-arranged expectation of oral sex holds when push comes to shove.

Gman

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To tie her to the bed post, silly.

Torrents of a Labia

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At 640mb and 50 mins long it will do the trick ;-)

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