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| slotcanyoneer Member 13 Posts 10/05 |  Posted - Oct 23 2005 : 4:35AMI've ben wanting my wife to take a facial from me but she just isn't into it. Anyone have any advice on how to convince her? [Link] |
| kataboom master blaster ad astra per aspera 995 Posts 6/03 | Posted - Oct 23 2005 : 4:55AM [Link] |
| croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Oct 23 2005 : 6:04AM [Link] |
| Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00 | Posted - Oct 23 2005 : 7:05AM [Link] |
| Joel Member 331 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Oct 23 2005 : 12:44PM When she turns round let leash the fury! Edited by - joel on 10/23/2005 12:44:20 PM [Link] |
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| Isabel_Ice Member I was living in the dark... but now I see the light... 338 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Oct 23 2005 : 6:01PM [Link] |
| Joel Member 331 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Oct 23 2005 : 8:00PM [Link] |
| Isabel_Ice Member I was living in the dark... but now I see the light... 338 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Oct 23 2005 : 8:15PM p.s It wouldn't be fair that boys get all the cool words and girls had to stick with masturbation, now would it? [Link] |
| Big Pimp Member 30 Posts 9/03 | Posted - Oct 23 2005 : 10:18PM I heard someone call a girl masturbating, "Jill Off". You know Jack=boy and Jill=girl. Its stupid, I know. [Link] |
| Joel Member 331 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 12:41AM If it was reading, this is something to be proud of and tell the grandkids about ! I made a fellow brit (and a damn sexy 1 at that) cum! If it's the second part it's a serious anti-climax! Edited by - joel on 10/24/2005 12:47:28 AM [Link] |
| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 12:46AM BSD P.S. - Q: Why did the bride smile so much on her wedding day? A: Because she knows she's already given the last blowjob she's ever gonna give. [Link] |
| Mr-Christy Canyon Member Worshipper of the Canyon 135 Posts 5/05 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 1:25AM [Link] |
| Isabel_Ice Member I was living in the dark... but now I see the light... 338 Posts 2/04 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 5:15AM I mean I regularly 'Jill off' to really messy facials. Recieving them or imagining them, Espesially the 'suprise' facial. There's nothing more horny than one second you don't have spunk on ya face, and the next minute ya do! Edited by - isabel_ice on 10/24/2005 5:17:26 AM [Link] |
| Kane Member PA 40 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 9:44AM With my girlfriend, I always praised her full lips. I love them. As she was blowing me one night I told her how sexy her lips looked around me, and I started saying how sexy they'd look with cum all over them. It didn't happen that night, but she must have remembered it. The next time she gave me a blowjob she pulled it out of her mouth as I was cumming and jerked me off all over her mouth. Kane [Link] |
| malkira Member 323 Posts 6/02 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 11:59AM [Link] |
| lindi Senior Member 12345 3205 Posts 9/02 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 12:10PM If she's resistant to the idea, go with something like Kane posted, wait until she's okay with the idea. Find a way to make it sexy for her, make sure she knows you're not going to get it into her eyes, let her know that she'll look attractive to you that way, make sure she doesn't think it's demeaning (going from her personality here whether that's necessary). Do this with like, ONE sentence here and there, not monologues and coaxing. Eg., in a low key way, comment on how sexy it looks on some porn girl, if you watch porn together, then drop it for a while. Don't get heavy or pushy about it. Be patient. If she has any wacky thing she thinks would be fun, which you have been resisting, like a dildo up your butt, or you wearing her panties, time to light-heartedly suggest a trade. [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 12:57PM [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 2:12PM I've never taken a facial, although I have gotten some backsplash when my husband was apparently going for a long-distance record. Personally, I don't know if I would like it or not. However if he expressed a strong desire to do it, I'd probably say yes. The thing is, I don't want to feel or look gross in front of my man. You have to convince your woman that you can think of nothing more beautiful than your very essence on her pretty face. Just remember to stress the beauty of it, and she might come around. She might not be a girl that likes being nasty. I'm not, so going the "nasty" route with me would guarantee a big fat NO. But if you tell her that a facial is a way for you to celebrate her beauty, she might be flattered enough to submit. It would help if you truly meant that as well. If she comes around and lets you do this, DO NOT leave her to clean herself up alone. Be ready with tissues or baby wipes, and YOU clean her face for her. You have to show her some TLC afterwards for crying out loud. I also recommend that you kiss her immediately and show her that you're not repulsed by your own fluids. Why should she want the stuff on her face if you can't even bring yourself to get close enough to it to kiss her? I wish you luck! [Link] |
| BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 2:24PM Although Lindi and Pagoda's suggestions are a lot more sensible and probably more beneficial in the long run, I'd still have the $1000 dollar bill, peeking out of the corner of the wallet, on the edge of the nightstand where she can see it. BSD [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 3:19PM [Link] |
Redish  Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 3:54PM [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 4:21PM [Link] |
| Redish Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 5:02PM [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Oct 24 2005 : 6:15PM [Link] |
| Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Oct 25 2005 : 1:56AM [Link] |
| Robbie Member 884 Posts 1/05 | Posted - Oct 25 2005 : 8:14AM We live in an age of surgery and deception, heed my advice people, ensure she has a real vagina by the end of the first date!
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| bigmoon Member North West UK 71 Posts 10/04 | Posted - Oct 26 2005 : 6:28PM I m8 of mine was chucked once for coming his birds face. He'd been watching a lot of porn and "did the deed" without thinking! She went completely ape shit and finished with him!! :) Hehehe @Isabel_Ice YOU have to toss yourself off!! Now I find that hard to believe!! :) [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Oct 28 2005 : 12:42AM [Link] |
| kicker_f1 Member USA 436 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Oct 28 2005 : 2:18AM [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Oct 29 2005 : 3:57AM I think every man should deliberately taste his own cum every now and then, simply out of courtesy for his female sexual partner. Ever wonder why your wife/gf won't let you cum in her mouth? Taste your cum, fellas. Maybe you taste foul. If you taste bitter and nasty, cut out the coffee and amp up the fruit juices. Hell, that's what women do. Any woman that's sexually liberated knows exactly how her own secretions taste. Making sure you taste good for your partner is just polite. But of course, it's sexy when we taste ourselves, isn't it? Even if it has lesbian connotations. Especially because it has lesbian connotations. Gimme a break. Just because I'll suck my husband's cock after fucking him doesn't make me a lesbian. And just because you kiss your wife after you cum on her face or in her mouth doesn't make you gay. Hell, if you want to label yourself for having sexual contact with yourself, call yourself a narcissist. Lighten up, guys! Chicks dig men that aren't afraid of their own cum. We think it's sexy and masculine. So kiss those beautiful cum-dripping ladies, gentlemen! [Link] |
| croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Oct 29 2005 : 4:41AM [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Oct 29 2005 : 2:20PM [Link] |
| Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Oct 30 2005 : 3:24AM [Link] |
| croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Oct 30 2005 : 4:18AM I guess the only ones that work out are the ones where each party appreciates what they have or one where each party is too lazy/fearful to break up. Or at least we finally become successful in relationships when we learn to see the other through fresh eyes regularly. [Link] |
| francios Senior Member 1802 Posts 2/05 | Posted - Oct 30 2005 : 8:57AM [Link] |
| Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Oct 30 2005 : 4:55PM [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Oct 30 2005 : 5:01PM [Link] |
| TonyC Comstock Films 2523 Posts 8/03 | Posted - Oct 30 2005 : 5:19PM [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Oct 30 2005 : 7:02PM Okay jokers. If you really want your wife to take a facial, here's a few simple steps to make her agreeable. 1. Lose the beer gut. Maybe, if you've made yourself physically attractive, and made yourself useful to her sexually, she'll accept your cum on her face. Sound fair? [Link] |
| croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04 | Posted - Oct 30 2005 : 9:56PM [Link] |
| Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Oct 31 2005 : 12:15AM [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Oct 31 2005 : 1:18AM Are you gentlemen frightened, or just lazy? Oops! I forgot to add "tie her up" to the list. That comes just after you take a shower. Oh, and the spanking, choking and hair-pulling? That's all part of the "extensive pleasuring." [Link] |
| Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Oct 31 2005 : 1:38AM Edited by - Twizted6 on 10/31/2005 1:39:26 AM [Link] |
| gia jordan Member 670 Posts 9/04 | Posted - Nov 2 2005 : 2:33AM [Link] |
| Twizted6 Senior Member Good & Evil is merely a matter of perspective, I perfer to call myself... Determined 1229 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Nov 2 2005 : 2:41AM [Link] |
| Cock Choke Me Member 378 Posts 9/04 | Posted - Nov 6 2005 : 7:53AM [Link] |
| Ivory Sex Object by Proxy "We all want our time in Hell." 647 Posts 8/04 | Posted - Nov 6 2005 : 12:59PM Interests, fantasies, preferences, tastes and desires can't be prearranged! You either try to grow and change together, or you eventually call it a day. Edited by - Ivory on 11/6/2005 1:03:51 PM [Link] |
| Pagoda Senior Member Thread Killer 1747 Posts 10/05 | Posted - Nov 6 2005 : 1:24PM [Link] |
| Gman Member 144 Posts 7/05 | Posted - Nov 6 2005 : 5:01PM There are many relationship therapists and psychologists who use the classic blowjob / no blowjob example. If one partner clearly communicates their expectation for oral sex, and then another partner sometime downstream in the relationship loses interests then refuses, first the couple seeks to understand the underlying reasons and barriers to intimacy and sexual experimentation. If everything is A OK, then those relationship experts consider terminating the relationship because one partner has a strong desire ("need") for oral sex and the other cannot or is unwilling to provide. In short, the pre-arranged expectation of oral sex holds when push comes to shove. Gman [Link] |
| VincentVanGauge Former Fucking Virgin Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage 1412 Posts 12/04 | Posted - Nov 8 2005 : 4:22PM To tie her to the bed post, silly. Torrents of a Labia [Link] |
| NakedAssassin New Member 2 Posts 11/05 | Posted - Nov 9 2005 : 7:33PM At 640mb and 50 mins long it will do the trick ;-) [Link] |
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