I only ask since this has become a niche/fetish/genre unto itself. I should really know this but I'm kinda ole school when the creampies were more a failure of coitus interruptus instead of being intentional. Coitus Interruptus being the guy not pulling out in time for the visual money shot.
God hates us all, you know it's true, God hates this place. - Slayer 1726 Posts 10/03
Posted - Nov 14 2005 : 12:10PM
Cuts, or Coitus Interruptus (LOL), are the biggest suspect in today's porn and cream pies. The other is when it looks way too white or it's way too runny - see Internal Explosions #04 from Anarchy and you will see what 'm talking about too white and too runny. Oh, and not to mention the amount of cum, I think the dumped a gallon in Gia Paloma....
I always wonder too why if you are going to fake it going so over the top that it is clearly fake. Like those fake shampoo-looking pouring over Japanese chicks.
One of my favorites was watching Tyce Bune doing it back several years ago. He was one of the first that I saw began doing creampies regularly. I saw a number of scenes that he would CAP OFF with the girl riding cowgirl - She'd slow down as he came and you could see it coursing up his shaft. No faking that...
Some folks use Pinada Colada mix or a mixture of egg whites and milk?
However, whenever I do a creampie, I insure that the camera remains totally and constantly on the action when I cum, then I slowly pull out and give my cock a slight squeeze so that the camera captures another drop or two oozing out of my dick, thus providing proof that I really indeed just did an actual creampie; then, the camera shows the girl's mouth or vagina and the exiting of the cum out of her. Sometimes, I re-enter the mouth or pussy and further enjoy the feeling of ejaculating inside her:-).I insist on NO editing cuts----the only way for the viewer to see "proof" is for the camera to stay uninterrupted on what I described above.
Lately, I've done a lot of oral creampies for my early-Spring release of "Knee Pad Nymphos, Vol 9"
Yes, that's exactly what I've been paying attention to lately. When guy just quickly retreates, especially covering his dick with his hand, that always raises suspicion.
Secondly, if shot from the back (ie: doggie or cowgirl), you can actually see when a guy is cumming. The dick (for lack of better word) slowly pulsates during ejaculation.
Lastly, there is of course "cum" itself, as PL indicated. Although for me personally, this is less realiable factor as of late. I believe it's possible to create quite realistic fake spunk.
Dave , I too appreciate the attention and effort you've paid in this regard. A benchmark against which others can be measured, and quantified. Your standard of integrity has remained both evident and clear in your work, indeed of a rather "murky consistency", but entirely legitimately "clear".
Looking forward to Nympho's #9, and to a concept very few others if any, have as of yet grasped upon.
When you watch enough porn you get to know how certain male performers cum. Some guys are weak shooters so if they cum inside a girl and a pint of thick white fluid spills out of the girls pussy, you kind of know it's been faked.
Also when five cream pies from five different guys look all the same, that's another clue that they're probably fake.
Cutting away to show the guy or girl's face during the pop is almost always a giveaway to a fake creampie. The color, consistency, and volume are also pretty good giveaways. If a girl pushes out a quart of Elmer's Glue from her pussy, odds are it's a faked cream pie.
"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling
i dont even understand why you would even fake it...seems like too much effort to replace a natural occurence
a fake creampie killed Planting Seeds #1 for me in the Simony scene where it was clearly fake or "enhanced", esp as she has done so many authentic creampies for allinternal
The reason is presumably health issues. And the fact that some hot performers won't be happy about working with you unless you fake it. Personally I don't really care, but then I'm not a creampie fan. I wanna see porn where the girl bakes a soufflé with it afterwards. That takes true talent.
My way of telling a bullshit creampie is similar to Astroknight. Except I don't need to see a large facial afterwords. It's just a matter of seeing Stoney Curtis' name in the director slot. If you're after genuine creampies, just skip his flicks.
HAHAHA... personally i have way to much pride to "fake" a money shot or internal ejaculation ... I have been performing and shooting for over 8 years ..and I would rather see a weak thin small REAL load ... than some mixed up mess of fake cum ... but thats just my humble opinion ...
1. Safety issue. In case of anal creampies which present more risk. Although personally, I don't think this is the main reason.
2. Real cream pie failure. Can be many factors here.
Failure to film/time it properly.
If it's anal, it comes out extemely dirty, to the point where it can't be used safely because of obscenity concerns.
Like dave says, a guy can't cum, cums prematurely or blows very puny load that disappears into mysterious female anatomy without a trace.
Basically, if it's a creampie flick, a scene w/o a creampie can be flushed down the toilet. So from that perspective, I understand -- mind understand , not approve -- that some directors would consider fakery in order to salvage the scene.
Yeah I was watching "please cum inside me" and was surprised at the number of suspicious abrupt zooms to her face as the guy was supposed to be cumming in her.
The guy should pull out, give ONE squirt on her pussy (to show he is cumming) and then stick it in and pump DEEP to put the rest into her.
To me, that is WAY hotter than watching some tool just stick the head in to let the cum sit right on the rim of the girls pussy. Lame. That does not feel good, and everyone knows it. When you cum in a girl, you push deep inside them.
I do not care to watch it drip out, because so many of them are fake these days. Do the one squirt, show me it's real, then pump her like a real man does.
I'd have to agree with BlackOps here. I mean, I'd be happy with a small amount of cum but going back deep in the girl afterwords would be extremely hot. But hey, I wonder if they do market research on the things guys like... the little things such as these do matter. I guess tastes vary and reaching a broad market can be tough but make it at least look real.
Dirty Wives Club 43 - review by Captain Jack
Posted - Nov 14 2005 : 10:42AM
