Do like most of us do.

Hand her a $50 dollar bill, then hope she doesn't start blowing on a police whistle, or tell you that "you are under arrest".

Or,

You could give her an engagement ring and ask her to marry you. That generally leads to female happiness, which usually allows for sex. (For that night at least.) Of course, that also creates a new set of problems.

BSD

P.S. -

Just bein' facetious, I don't have any real advice.

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Edited by - cross on 1/16/2006 4:00:43 AM

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"Vegetarianism for me is about saying ‘yes’ to things - even meat." - Coupling

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You might even send her emails during the day, nothing too overt, just to get her thinking about you and the evening to come. It helps to ease the transition from one mindset to another.

On the flipside, she might want you to jump her the second you walk back into the house after a dinner date. She might want you to smash her up against a wall and steamroll right over her. Spontaneous passion from a sexually determined man is fucking hot. Push her onto the floor. Tear her clothes off. Tell her you've been waiting all day to fuck her. Tell her that it just about killed you to sit so far away from her across the table at dinner. All you could think about was burying your face between her legs. And then do it.

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Taking out the trash IS foreplay!

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Insert tab "A" into slot "B" . . .

~ GaySatyr (ABB)

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Or strip both of you naked, and explore each others body, using warming massage oil.

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1) Kiss
2) Kiss With Tongue
3) Kiss Neck
4) Massage Boob
5) Free Boobs
6) Massage Free Boobs
7) Kiss Boobs
8) Rub Crotch
9) Carefully Sneak Open Zipper while causing distraction (See above)
10) Sneak in Hand
11) Rub carefully ( I mean very carefully, see the simple 128 step protocol)
12) Perform Most of these concurrently
13) Ask "So do you want to shag or what?" (While praying to whatever god you worship)

Then either shag or go home disappointed... Some women will tell you that there are steps for backrubs, talking, foot rubs, etc. but that's all crap.

My personal favorite is to skip all of these steps and ask "So, can I have a blowjob?" which is by the way, technically initiating sex. If she fails to recognize this fact, you may need to remind her. She's younger, so try to sound confident, like you believe it will actually work. Keep in mind, even if it only works one out of three times, thats' still 2.3 blowjobs a week which doesn't suck, so to speak.

Edited by - Clay on 1/23/2006 6:30:40 PM

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1) Leave current girlfriend (sorry)
2) Move to the U.S. for college
3) Talk to girls using your stupid pseudo English accent
4) Let American girls initiate sex

It is amazing how well this pathetic recipe works. Never have I seen guys with so little, get so much.

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