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joeblow69
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Posted - Jan 11 2001 : 7:29PM
I'm just curious...

The latest issue of Unzipped Monthly has a short article describing the few most used methods (like anyone needed instructions)

I've gotten into the habit of jacking off with my underwear on. Baggy boxers or boxer briefs are necessary, since when wearing tighty whities, its tough to get a handle on the situation. Not sure how I got started doing this, but it feels nice to have an extra layer of soft cotton to provide some friction.

Of course, this wouldn't really work for those who use lube or spit to jack off, but I've never really been a fan of jackoff lubes.

joeblow69
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Posted - Jan 11 2001 : 8:54PM
Whoa... I just found this place: Jackin World

I especially like this reader's tip:

The Windshield Wiper
Pull down your pants and briefs. Without lube, get an erection. Press your penis against your belly lightly, stimulating the head. Next, make your penis go back and forth like a windshield wiper. It may take a while, but it's great!

-lunacy-
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Posted - Jan 13 2001 : 10:20AM
lol, windshield wiper technique, too funny.

Come on you guys, share your secrets!

dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 13 2001 : 12:54PM
Joe - I came across that site a few months ago, when I was looking for something, I don't remember what - and though
some of the postings were unintentionaly funny, like the guy who liked to jack off in a slice of pizza, after awhile, I started to get a little creeped out - like I had walked into a circle-jerk of 15 year olds, being led by their gym teacher or something. What was your take on it?

Well, since the guys here are probably too busy jackin off to
answer, I'll tell you how I do it (usually). Panties pulled down just a little, no lube, left hand (although I'm right-handed, go figure) bra on.

Leslie
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Posted - Jan 13 2001 : 3:38PM
For years, Ijack off with the help of my right hand(I'm right handed)and I don't know, maybe five years ago,started using just 3 fingers from the same handThe thumb against the two others and sqieeze the thing mainly at the head of my cock trusting up an down.Don't foul around the bush.
 
tarheel
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Posted - Jan 13 2001 : 9:00PM
I usually employ the cotton method as well, but I use an old soft t-shirt. It simply cuts clean-up time down to almost nothing. But some mornings when I have the time, I jack off the old fashioned way, with only my hand. It's an extra turn-on to feel my hot cock in one hand and massage my balls with the other. Plus I love to spray all over my chest as a finish. I know a lot of guys are into lotions and lubes, but it just gets to messy for my tastes. I save those for nights when I'm not alone.
joeblow69
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Posted - Jan 14 2001 : 8:39AM
Boy, dumblonde, now that I go back and look at that site a little more closely, it does seem kinda creepy.

But, I suppose any site where adults teach teenage boys how to masterbate is going to look a little fishy.

JoeBobBriggs
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Posted - Jan 16 2001 : 9:29PM
Hey, rather than me explain how I jackoff, cant we just hear again from Dumb Blonde?
dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 17 2001 : 1:11PM
Sure can JoeBob, although I admit, I haven't been 'jackin off' as much as I used to.
BTW, any chance your TV show will be picked up by another station? Just wondering, no particular reason...

I can write that because I know JoeBob drops in just once in a while, and this thread will be way down in the pile by the time he comes back, heh heh. So, ssshhhhh -
don't anybody tell him, but it's true, and can you blame me, girls? Is this not one gorgeous Texan? He's also very funny, smart, literate, & sexy. Crap, life ain't fair sometimes.


JoeBobBriggs
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Posted - Jan 17 2001 : 9:55PM
Hehehehe, thanks for the kind words darlin', but couldn't you find some better pictures? The one of the left is about 10 years old, the one on the right makes me look 10 years older... sheesh!!

And don't be surprised by my sudden appearence, I'm flying out of town tomorrow, and wanted to catch up on some surfing since I'll be away from my trusty PC and without my laptop....

dumblonde
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Posted - Jan 17 2001 : 10:15PM


Edited by - dumblonde on Jan 25 2001

diver
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Posted - Jan 18 2001 : 4:42AM
How do I jackoff?????

Well, first she strokes my dick with a soft, slow motion.....easing herself down until until the mouth is involved and begins that serious stroking....

Oh sorry, this was supposed to be HOW I JACKOFF...... Well, she DOES prefer to do it for me; does that count????

The angle of the dangle is equal to the heat of the meat!!!

WildlySensual
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Posted - Jan 18 2001 : 12:59PM
One fairly effective way I use sometimes is a couch.

I kneel in front of the couch (facing it) so that "I" am positioned between two couch cushions (the ones you sit on). Underwear on, unless you don't mind dry cleaning bills. Then you thrust between the cushions - and you can use your hands to adjust the level of friction by pressing on the couch seat - "a little more, a little less, ah, just right"!

In some senses, it simulates rubbing between her ass cheeks, or between her breasts. Also serves as a good pelvic workout for a short time!

Edited by - wildlysensual on Jan 18 2001

-lunacy-
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Posted - Jan 18 2001 : 7:23PM
I read a story about you in Penthouse Forum Wildly...! lol

It was written by two teenage girls that watched you every night, then ran back home to mastrabate.

WildlySensual
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Posted - Jan 21 2001 : 2:02AM
Lunacy, I wish! Heck, if it were me, and I read that, I'd be combing the neighborhood looking for them!
 
krusty
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Posted - Feb 10 2001 : 8:21PM
I've tried a few times but I've never been able to "get off" using my hand. It doesn't turn me on at all. I usually wear an old pair of shorts, lie face down on my bed, and then just imagine having a hot woman underneath me. It's the only way I can do it.
2dvd
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Posted - Feb 10 2001 : 9:29PM
I usually use two hands.

Edited by - 2dvd on Feb 11 2001

-lunacy-
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Posted - Feb 11 2001 : 8:21AM
Well now, I dunno if I count or not...
but,
when I'm alone I like to read a little erotica to get aroused, usually on my bed, laying on my back. Or sometimes sitting on the couch, with my butt way forward, so I can lean way back.
Then I start stroking my lips, slowly, I try to interupt the rhythm from time to time so I don't cum too fast.
When I'm nice and wet, I put down the book and start rubbing my clit with that hand, slow and hard.
Then I'm really hot so I slip a finger in my pussy and slide it in and out, slow and keep rubbing my clit with my other hand.
Sometimes I fantasize, but usually I just focus on how incredible it feels and ...

Somehow it seems that although that satisifies me at the time, I can't wait to tell my S.O and that get's me all turned on all over again! LOL

sonic
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Posted - Feb 13 2001 : 3:19PM
I'll do this in private this time..if you'll excuse me please.
Lman
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Posted - Feb 24 2001 : 2:40PM
I like to masturbate with my right hand. I like to get up to speed quickly, when I get really aroused my scrotum gets all scrunched up and tight around my testicles. This is when I start to massage my scrotum very lightly with my fingertips. I can quickly find the most sensitive spots on my scrotum. I begin to work these areas while stroking my dick. When I get close to an orgasm I stop stroking my dick and just lightly rub or pet my scrotum. If I am not close enough to an orgasm I will start to cool off and I can start again stroking my dick. If I am close enough to an orgasm, petting my scrotum rapidly will bring me off. It will bring me an intense orgasm and if I do it well my cum will ooze out of my dick instead of spurt out. My orgasm will be twice as long and I can start a second orgasm back to back with the last. This is even better when your lover is doing it for you while sucking your dick.

Has anyone else tried this? I have read that a woman’s outer lips are made from the same tissue as a man”s scrotum. I wonder if any of you ladies out there have had an experience like this with your pussy lips bringing you off.


Edited by - Lman on Feb 24 2001




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