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| cross Senior Member  I Love Beef Curtains! 1072 Posts 6/05 |  Posted - Jul 9 2011 : 6:51AMCan you guys let me know how good a Fleshlight is? How close to the real thing etc? I'm not in the USA so will be costing me a fair whack and would like some feedback prior to forking out well over $100 local currency for one. I just really like the idea of sticking my dick in Lisa Anne, Tori Black or Teagan Presley...  [Link] |
| trout bum Deactivated User "I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!" 2145 Posts 5/10 | Posted - Jul 9 2011 : 9:44AM All I can say is WOW!! The first time it felt like I was loosing my virginity all over again. Follow the directions by warming it up with hot water and use plenty of a water bases lube. You can vary the tightest by tightening the cap on the end. I do prefer the intimacy of the real thing but a great alternative if fucking the real thing is not available. I still dig it out on occasion when wifey travels. With over 4 million sold, there are a lot of satisfied dicks out there.  [Link] |
| cross Senior Member I Love Beef Curtains! 1072 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Jul 9 2011 : 8:57PM Thanks [Link] |
| phatbasey Senior Member 1390 Posts 1/05 | Posted - Jul 9 2011 : 9:31PM [Link] |
| cross Senior Member I Love Beef Curtains! 1072 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Jul 9 2011 : 10:33PM [Link] |
| trout bum Deactivated User "I'm Not Here To Suck My Own Cock!" 2145 Posts 5/10 | Posted - Jul 9 2011 : 11:16PM I will certainly agree that there is some prep work and extra cleanup involved but the feeling of the fleshlight is amassing. It is way better then using your own hand. Just learn to chill and enjoy the journey. [Link] |
| SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11 | Posted - Jul 9 2011 : 11:36PM [Link] |
| Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10 | Posted - Jul 10 2011 : 12:42AM [Link] |
| SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11 | Posted - Jul 10 2011 : 1:46AM The ones that seem to fly off the shelves are the cloned Pocket Pussies and I forget what the other one is called but it's a Doc Johnson made from that UR3 stuff and one of them is Jenna's. [Link] |
jayo  All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jul 10 2011 : 10:52AM As a substitution for a porn star "I really want to stick it into [whomever]" it depends mostly on how good your imagination is and how well you can suspend disbelief. As far as toys go, Fleshlights have a lot going for them. They're large, stretchy, fairly heavy (and durable) and easy to clean. You can leave them in the can if you want the rigid structure or take them out of the can if you don't. You can jam them between sofa cushions, tape them onto things, stick them in shoes (I saw a video of that. Guy looked like he was fucking a tennis shoe), and so on. If you take the end cap off you get air flow, if you screw it down tight you get suction, and you can vary them in-between. The weight makes it not so good if you want to hand-hold it in the traditional way because you'll get fatigued (unless you have Popeye forearms). And as someone ^^^ above said, you have to soak them in warm water when the ambient temp is cold. As a fairly-close competitor, take a look at the Tenga Flip-Hole and see what you think. Compared to a P&A toy they're more versatile. P&A toys have better visuals, IMO. I don't care much for the closed-end pocket pussies, but they vary a lot. A lot of it depends on the material and what the inner-lining is like. The only one of those I liked was the "Head Honcho", and the appeal there is largely that it's cheap. I like it the best of the pocket-pussy variety. For inexpensive, I'd go with Tenga Eggs. [Link] |
| cross Senior Member I Love Beef Curtains! 1072 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Jul 16 2011 : 5:25AM [Link] |
| jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jul 16 2011 : 10:51AM [Link] |
| cross Senior Member I Love Beef Curtains! 1072 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Jul 17 2011 : 1:20AM thanks [Link] |
| cross Senior Member I Love Beef Curtains! 1072 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Jul 19 2011 : 11:03PM Can't fucking wait [Link] |
| jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jul 19 2011 : 11:12PM Let me know what you think when you get it. I had an early model with a smooth interior and I was never completely happy with it. I hear the later models are much better. [Link] |
| cross Senior Member I Love Beef Curtains! 1072 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Jul 19 2011 : 11:15PM I intend to let you all know how it goes... [Link] |
| cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 6:42AM If you wan´t to tell me where you live (via email) maybe i can help you. Regarding the fleshlight, i was reluctand too but i can say now there can´t be anything better except the real deal. The only thing that bugs me is ... when you have your hands full of lube and thus ... the outside of the fleshlight too ... it´s almost impossible to regulate the airflow at the end. If the bottom would have some kind of help attached to it (when you have lube on your hands) it would be much better. As far as ...I too think it´s more a marketing thing. Nobody knows if the fleshlight model he chooses is "really" based upon his star. It´s a "brain-fuck-feature" if you wanna call it that way Cube Edited by - cubesnake on 7/20/2011 6:44:05 AM [Link] |
| Goldstein All-Star Member "You have sacrificed nothing and no one." 3689 Posts 8/10 | Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 6:52AM [Link] |
| cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 8:46AM Cube Edited by - cubesnake on 7/20/2011 8:55:09 AM [Link] |
| cross Senior Member I Love Beef Curtains! 1072 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 8:46PM Fucking Amazing!! 9/10 It looks stunning, feels fantastic. Yeah it's not the real thing, and nothing ever will be, but for someone who's 2 months out of a very sexual relationship it's perfect for filling the void. After shooting my load I was back in it after 5 minutes hard as a fucking rock. I only warmed it up a little bit, and won't bother in the future as it's not necessary. There's barely anything wrong with it, every sex toy I've ever owned I've thrown out straight after using (embarrassment of using it...) but this one is a fucking keeper. It was easy to clean, I just took it in the shower with me. I understand why people say it's a mind-fuck saying it's a replica of a pornstar's pussy, but it works for me. Go onto the fleshlight site and take a look at the replicas then look at pics of the corresponding girls... They're pretty fucking close. Highly recommended!! PS Cube, I'm in the Land Down Under and looking forward to a visit from Alexis Texas in a couple of weeks ;) Edited by - cross on 7/20/2011 8:48:00 PM [Link] |
| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 9:42PM And good idea on the shower. [Link] |
| Cody McLarge Senior Member 2668 Posts 8/10 | Posted - Jul 20 2011 : 9:49PM EDIT: That will make jacking off in the shower to Phil Collins music a much more fruitful endeavor I can feel it CUMMING in the air tonight, oh Lord... Edited by - Cody McLarge on 7/20/2011 9:53:11 PM [Link] |
| cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Jul 21 2011 : 10:26AM "Bathmate Penis Water Pump" ... another nice toy Cube [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 23 2011 : 10:13PM What's really funny to me is the torso looks like it has implants. The pussy actually looks fairly realistic so it has me wondering why they made the boobs look fake? Sometimes I wonder if anyone knows what real tits are supposed to look like anymore.I've also seen anime women who look like they have implants. WTF? Edited by - randomprecision on 7/23/2011 10:17:37 PM [Link] |
| SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11 | Posted - Jul 23 2011 : 10:18PM I'm just wondering how you clean and store it? Douche it with a garden hose? Hang it in the closet to drip-dry? All that is missing is the "head" in a hatbox accessory. It's part of the serial killer series of sex toys I guess.. [Link] |
| cross Senior Member I Love Beef Curtains! 1072 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 1:49AM [Link] |
| Harri Patel Senior Member #SDNY he's all yours. -- Michael Steele 5110 Posts 3/03 | Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 2:07AM [Link] |
| cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 2:30AM Cube [Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 2:35AM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 2:54AM Edit - Not sure why it's a torso though. It would be a lot less creepy if it had arms, legs and a head, I guess. Or would it? Edited by - randomprecision on 7/24/2011 2:56:34 AM [Link] |
| cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 5:28AM Cube Edited by - cubesnake on 7/24/2011 5:29:50 AM [Link] |
| jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 12:47PM My guess with the breasts is that they molded the woman lying on her stomach, which elongated her boobs. If they'd molded her when she was on her back, they would have flattened out and moved to the side, which would look more natural but not as attractive. Personally, I prefer them to look as they do when standing upright, but there may have problems making the mold that way. Most of these companies aren't major manufacturers and they don't have millions of dollars in machines to make this stuff. A lot of these people are a step away from guys working out of their garages or garden sheds (as they say in England). They get the work done with what they've got available and what they can afford. [Link] |
| jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 12:49PM [Link] |
| SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11 | Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 2:04PM [Link] |
| jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 2:39PM I find it uninteresting rather than creepy. Same with the disembodied boob toys. I'm a big-boob guy, but those things just don't do it for me. They don't repulse me, they just don't look interesting. The creepy one I saw is (I don't know who makes it) just a foot. That's it. Just a foot. Like something you might use in a store to model a shoe. We're all sick puds to someone else in one way or another, I suppose. [Link] |
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| SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11 | Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 4:55PM Me and my girlfriends used to call it "some strange." As in, "I need to get me some strange dick." [Link] |
| cross Senior Member I Love Beef Curtains! 1072 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 10:52PM You can't win. Off topic but just an observation. [Link] |
| jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 10:59PM * Guy sleeps with lots of women: Casanova Woman sleeps with lots of guys: slut Woman sleeps with lots of girls: Hot * Adult guy with teen (but under-age) girl: sex offender Adult woman with teen (but under-age) boy: good going, son Adult woman with teen (but under-age) girl: fap fap fap Adult guy with teen (but under-age) boy: kill him now * Guy with rubber pussy: pathetic loser Woman with rubber dildo: hot Edited by - jayo on 7/24/2011 11:03:58 PM [Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 11:02PM [Link] |
| cross Senior Member I Love Beef Curtains! 1072 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Jul 24 2011 : 11:14PM I took a look at the Real doll site last night as I've heard of them just never seen one, did you know they have a site realdollporn.com where some creepy fucker has set up BG, GG, BBG, BGG scenes and taken photos!?!? Now that's creepy. Jayo, your double standards, sadly 100% correct. [Link] |
| cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Jul 25 2011 : 4:51AM Cube [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 25 2011 : 8:38PM [Link] |
| SexShopGrl Member F is for Forty and Fabulous! 940 Posts 5/11 | Posted - Jul 25 2011 : 11:27PM [Link] |
| jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04 | Posted - Jul 25 2011 : 11:48PM [Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Jul 26 2011 : 12:00AM [Link] |
| cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Jul 26 2011 : 4:08AM Cube Edited by - cubesnake on 7/26/2011 4:20:52 AM [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 26 2011 : 5:22AM [Link] |
| cross Senior Member I Love Beef Curtains! 1072 Posts 6/05 | Posted - Jul 26 2011 : 5:24AM [Link] |
| cubesnake Senior Member 3858 Posts 10/02 | Posted - Jul 26 2011 : 12:42PM Cube [Link] |
| BlackSix All-Star Member pornography wasn't sex but fantasies of an impossibly hospitable world 12377 Posts 9/07 | Posted - Jul 26 2011 : 4:49PM @ RP, come on, just being ugly doesn't mean you can't be laid. Ugly men of modest means are laid everyday in every country in the world. I've got friends from high school who were not exactly Don Juans and they've all got girlfriends or wives. [Link] |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | Posted - Jul 26 2011 : 5:38PM I'm not bashing women or anything. Pretty much everyone takes advantage of whatever gifts they have. A hot female would be foolish to waste her time with ugly guys unless she was looking for a relationship and really doesn't care that much about looks. Almost no one settles for less if they can have more. There are statistically many more desperate and lonely men than there are women. That puts attractive women in a very comfortable position.Again, not completely untrue. Most of the things I say are generalities. I just figured you knew that by now. Edited by - randomprecision on 7/26/2011 5:40:53 PM [Link] |
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