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Haze Deactivated User 769 Posts 7/04	Posted - Dec 5 2005 : 1:37AM I always wondered this. [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Dec 5 2005 : 2:31AM Not much, even a blowjob or intercourse don't account for much, maybe hours of vigorous sex would help burn calories, but masturbation? [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Dec 5 2005 : 2:33AM And it's masturbating (not that I'm an expert at this ). [Link]
Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04	Posted - Dec 5 2005 : 4:57AM I should be so thin - a wafer, a tumbleweed... [Link]
Joey Starr Senior Member Still wanking after all these years. 8082 Posts 10/00	Posted - Dec 5 2005 : 5:06AM Like your new avatar Loraine... [Link]

oatmeal Meat Popsicle Seeking Beauty 1738 Posts 8/04	Posted - Dec 5 2005 : 7:07AM Masturbation must not burn many calories, if it did you'd be talking to a board full of beautiful people. [Link]
Unicorn Member 156 Posts 4/04	Posted - Dec 5 2005 : 10:00AM I blew away. I was down to mere ounces. Edited by - Unicorn on 12/5/2005 10:01:18 AM [Link]
Isabel_Ice Member I was living in the dark... but now I see the light... 338 Posts 2/04	Posted - Dec 5 2005 : 6:40PM I know for a FACT, (I read it in a well establisbed girlie magazine), that a girl burns 100 calories per 5 orgasms. That is just the orgasm its self, not the build up to it.... why do you think i spend so much time jerking off???? [Link]
de25ge Member yes I'm virilis 954 Posts 11/05	Posted - Dec 5 2005 : 8:02PM Joey Starr wrote: Not much, even a blowjob or intercourse don't account for much, maybe hours of vigorous sex would help burn calories, but masturbation? Click to expand The question is how much calories does a girl gain when she performs a bj and you know.. What I've read is that the female brain for normal thinking is deactivated during an orgasm that saves you some calories as well. And I think the stimulation itself cost most of the energy, but when I look at earth shaking female orgasms, where the whole body starts to shake...that's not for free. [Link]
de25ge Member yes I'm virilis 954 Posts 11/05	Posted - Dec 5 2005 : 8:05PM here a funny link take it not serious [Link]
jayo All-Star Member 2117 Posts 7/04	Posted - Dec 5 2005 : 10:01PM Oh. I thought this was a poll... [Link]
dibbo69 Member 25 Posts 11/04	Posted - Dec 6 2005 : 3:44AM I've had some sessions that I know I've burned some serious calories pulling on it, bouncing around and breaking into a serious sweat. Not every time, but often enough, but then again I like to take my time getting on the verge and letting it subside repeatedly. [Link]
Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04	Posted - Dec 6 2005 : 5:24AM Joey Starr wrote: Like your new avatar Loraine... Click to expand Thank you Joey [Link]
gia jordan Member 670 Posts 9/04	Posted - Dec 6 2005 : 7:53AM My clit looks so much thinner after I cum. [Link]
Bob All-Star Member 5516 Posts 3/03	Posted - Dec 6 2005 : 12:08PM [Link]

de25ge Member yes I'm virilis 954 Posts 11/05	Posted - Dec 6 2005 : 2:17PM Orgasmic Intensity Scale Expression didn't change 1/2 calorie Face turned purple 15 calories Orchestra swelled 6 calories Magical explosions 10 calories Blazing Sheets 25 calories Earth moved 30 calories Vesuvius erupted 47 calories You began moaning in Latin 60 calories [/code] [Link]
myk Member 367 Posts 10/02	Posted - Dec 6 2005 : 6:13PM try masturbating on a treadmill. Really bumps the calories. If course you may lose your gym membership. Caloric output is minimal Myk [Link]
CG_Gurl80 Member Sexy Bitches 486 Posts 1/05	Posted - Dec 6 2005 : 7:02PM How many calories do you burn masturbating? Not enough I guess. I still don't have that perfectly flat stomach that I've been dreaming about. I probably masturbate more than most women but it certainly hasn't improved my fitness. This leads me to wonder though, how many calories would I burn performing in a scene with Manuel Ferrara? [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Dec 6 2005 : 9:43PM Your fingers are probably stronger and have more endurance than most women though. [Link]
CG_Gurl80 Member Sexy Bitches 486 Posts 1/05	Posted - Dec 8 2005 : 10:28PM croy wrote: Your fingers are probably stronger and have more endurance than most women though. Click to expand Ah, croy my friend, how's it hangin? You're right, my fingers are probably stronger and have more endurance than most women. I also have the ability to squirt with gusto but that's a topic for a different day. By the way, how's your diet coming? I hope you took my suggestions to heart, you're due for a physical I believe. [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Dec 9 2005 : 10:14PM I've eaten more celery than a rabbit and pretty soon the only pineapple around will be Sponge Bob's. [Link]
FreddyG New Member 1 Posts 12/05	Posted - Dec 10 2005 : 6:53PM croy wrote: I've eaten more celery than a rabbit and pretty soon the only pineapple around will be Sponge Bob's. Click to expand LMFAO alopez-o@uwaterloo.ca [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Dec 10 2005 : 9:47PM Hey, I'm trying to get CG_Gurl80 on my insurance plans prefered list. Edited by - croy on 12/10/2005 9:48:36 PM [Link]
VincentVanGauge Former Fucking Virgin Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage 1412 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 11 2005 : 6:35PM I'm a little overweight but considering my workout habits I should look like a sumo wrestler. I must burn quite a few calories masturbating. By the way, something written in this thread makes me feel sooo dehydrated... guess I need something to drink. Cursive's bay area's greatest fan [Link]
BSD Senior Member San Diego, CA 2508 Posts 11/03	Posted - Dec 12 2005 : 2:08AM Friends - How many calories do I burn while masturbating? Not enough. If caloric burn was directly proportional to time spent pud pounding, I should have a skinny Olive Oyl body, with a big Popeye forearm. Ask me how many layers of skin I've worn through. On my unit and my palm. I tell people that my hands are all gnarled and leathery from hard, outside, work on the ranch. Hell, I ain't never even been ON a horse. These callouses is all from jackin'. No lotion. BSD [Link]

CG_Gurl80 Member Sexy Bitches 486 Posts 1/05	Posted - Dec 12 2005 : 8:18PM croy wrote: Hey, I'm trying to get CG_Gurl80 on my insurance plans prefered list. Click to expand That's a popular request this holiday season. I wonder if it has anything to do with the "balls draining" procedure that comes with each inspection? [Link]
croy Platinum Member Discovry 4574 Posts 3/04	Posted - Dec 12 2005 : 9:39PM It is always better (and costs less to the system) to have preventative health care. [Link]
GaySatyr Senior Member Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat! 1684 Posts 10/00	Posted - Dec 12 2005 : 11:36PM +1 What BSD said.... ~ GaySatyr (ABB) [Link]
VincentVanGauge Former Fucking Virgin Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage 1412 Posts 12/04	Posted - Dec 19 2005 : 11:26AM Last night I burnt lots and lots of calories, I think. First I teased my cock to the edge of orgasm with a few pics on the web. Then, after watching a mainstream movie, I started watching some girl only scenes bringing myself to the edge several times again. Then I jerked off to Kaylynn in Feeding Frenzy . What a tongue! I can only guess how awesome a Kaylynn blowjob must feel. Yeah, and after that I had the not so clever idea to imitate Joey and jerk off again. I started with Aurora Snow swallowing five loads in Feeding Frenzy , then the whole Gauge scene, but I just didn't get there. Sweating like crazy I jerked my cock through the whole Jenna Haze scene - still nothing. My arm felt like jelly when finally Sabrine Maui relieved me. (Somehow she reminded me of someone - at least a little bit.) Well, I've learned my lesson. Next time I try to imitate Joey I'll ask my baby girl to drink more water. The greatest of the fans of the area of the bay of Cursive [Link]
malkira Member 323 Posts 6/02	Posted - Dec 20 2005 : 4:20PM If masturbating burned many calories, I wouldn't have to spend so much time working out. [Link]
Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04	Posted - Dec 21 2005 : 5:49AM I've lost three kilos in three weeks. [Link]
Redish Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03	Posted - Dec 23 2005 : 12:26AM So how is that Damon and Hunter movie Loraine? [Link]
Loraine Senior Member 1559 Posts 3/04	Posted - Dec 23 2005 : 6:51PM Redish wrote: So how is that Damon and Hunter movie Loraine? Click to expand They've helped me shed winter weight. [Link]
Redish Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03	Posted - Dec 27 2005 : 12:09AM This may be cheeky, but I enjoyed the winter's bum. [Link]
anthonycarron334 Deactivated User 1 Posts 9/22	Posted - Sep 6 2022 : 6:22AM Edited by - Flash on 9/10/2022 10:55:53 PM [Link]

Simple Simon Senior Member 12302 Posts 2/15	Posted - Sep 6 2022 : 6:27AM As someone who once lost thirty kilos in three months, my biggest takeaway by a mile was this: exercise to lose weight is a scam of the fitness industry. [Link]
Alizee Member Natural beauty + NFT collector 906 Posts 11/21	Posted - Sep 22 2022 : 10:45PM ^ that's odd. My experience is that I can eat whatever I want as long as I exercise. [Link]

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