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David-J
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155 Posts
8/02
Posted - Dec 15 2002 : 1:51PM
For those of us who like to watch anal - which is probably most of us - it would be helpful if reviews gave a quick, simple indication how much anal there is in a movie.

For this purpose I suggest the ANAL QUOTIENT, or AQ for short. The AQ would be the proportion of scenes containing anal, so, e.g., a movie with 3 anal scenes out of 5 will have an AQ of 3/5, one with 2 anal scenes out of 6 will have an AQ of 2/6, and so on.

Obviously this only gives a rough guide to the amount of anal, as the length of anal in a scene can vary enormously, but at least it would give anal fans a quick idea which movies to focus their attention on. E.g., the Little White Chicks series usually has an AQ of 2/5, but there are some exceptions, such as #7 with AQ 4/5, or #12 with AQ 3/5.

OK, it's only a suggestion! Does anyone elese like the idea?

SEARGANT SHARP
Member

216 Posts
8/02
Posted - Dec 15 2002 : 1:59PM
Here Here a novel idea which most of the time Anobolic
and Red light tries to do on the back of their tapes
and dvd's which other companys should emulate.
Hardware All-Star Supporter
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14595 Posts
3/02
Posted - Dec 16 2002 : 10:38AM
An interesting idea, but I'm not sure that we're all simply interested in the quantity of anals. If I pick up a DVD because I'm a fan of Lacey, then I'll be disappointed if she doesn't do an anal, even if everybody else does.
SQUIDMONKEY
Ass Lord

446 Posts
8/02
Posted - Dec 16 2002 : 12:32PM
David J,

As an ASS LORD, you can 90% gaurantee that the films that I review will contain anal, otherwise the chances are that I won't watch it, and to review something that doesn't contain anal, will probably never happen. I find it easier to review gonzo flicks anyway, and chances are that they will always contain anal.

I think I will adopt this idea. Nice one David!

AQ's are coming!!

SQUID

RonK All-Star Supporter
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3713 Posts
9/01
Posted - Dec 16 2002 : 8:27PM
So an all double anal release with 6 scenes should get a score of 12/6? That will be a good way to keep score .

Ron




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