Reviewers Recommend My First Sex Teacher 88 - review by Captain Jack Starring: Kayla Paige, Skylar Snow, Rachael Cavalli, Armani Black [I] (2020s), Bunny Madison. Read review
I planned to forget about all this but this is too good to be true...but it is!
I love Gene Ross and the first thing I always do when I come home is to check his latest news and gossip about the adult-film-industry.
Today, I saw an article that immediately drew my attention. It was a short “quote” from the Howard Stern Show of last Friday. Check it out...you’ll love it!!!
Cool! Thanks Howard. Thanks for this very open and honest review. I really believed after the recent attacks, that I was the only critic who disliked this film...…and see what happens? In his radio-show (last Friday!), Howard said a few things that really amazed me.
For the first time, since the release of this “movie”, someone with a really big reputation in the American (non-sex) entertainment industry, openly criticized Jenna’s latest production “Briana loves Jenna”. I feel wonderful today. Victorious!!!
Though glad that I was right it also made me a bit sad! I rather had written a much more positive review but when the movie ******* I see no reason to lie about it. I don’t get paid for writing in Jenna’s or anyone else's favour. I am like Howard a “porn consumer” and only interested in watching porn that excites. Therefore I am glad that finally someone, who isn’t a nobody, like me, gave his very own opinion, with an audience of millions of listeners!
I would love to see/hear/read Jenna’s reply to his review as well! If I’m an idiot with a one-sided view, what makes that Howard? Or his girlfriend? Are they one-sided critics as well? It’s true that he didn’t use as much words as I did, that the tone of his voice was rather soft (very soft for Howard Stern) and he went not into any specific details nor did he mention any of the technical aspects I have criticized but "these" words, could be heard by millions:
(*)
And this is what I wrote to an adult-film reviewing website!Result after watching the film:
Mr Willy is lying peaceful, asleep as nothing happened tonight...as I have not watched sex...which unfortunately is true. (or as Howard calls it...flaccid!)
I don’t see much difference between Howards (re)view and mine! (except the technical stuff)
Sorry...but this article was too good to be true not to respond to!
Thanks Howard! You really made my day! Hope “they” learn from this...but I doubt! As you can tell Jenna or her crew what you want, they know it better and won’t listen.
Spetz is just one of million consumers of sex who watched more movies than Jenna produced or saw herself and therefore he has no idea about what a movie should look like...right Howard?
Spetz
(*) source: “Stern Review on Briana Loves Jenna” http://www.generossextreme.com/
Edited by - spetz on Jan 9 2002
[Link]
Steve K. Deactivated User
840 Posts 11/01
Posted - Jan 10 2002 : 8:17AM
This movie was one of the worst porns I saw!!! Jenna loves Briana is such a waste of space.
Such positive energy,lol. I would hardly call it that. Jenna looked great and I enjoyed the two b/g scenes pretty good, it had been awhile since I had seen her do that so she looked good. I do wish the two g/g scene had been more normal type scenes without all the nuances she tried to add but I recognize she was trying something different so I was alright with it. It is not the type of porn I like to watch but I have seen much worse and am sorry you guys didn't find anything to enjoy in it.
Edited by - bono-ONE on Jan 10 2002
[Link]
spetz Deactivated User
The Netherlands 58 Posts 12/01
Posted - Jan 10 2002 : 3:10PM
It's true! I saw much worse too..but never one with Jenna.
A friend of mine, he's an editor at a major studio, said this after he had seen it himself:
What's on film (raw material)is good enough for a good porno, it's certainly not spectacular but they don't know what to do with it...that’s really sad!
After reading some more reviews on "Briana loves Jenna", mainly written by people who have direct ties to the industry, or as I would style them, "anything but credible", I made up my mind and will continue to write more reviews.
As no one really seems to be interested in reading about my own very personal view, more than once my sincerity and credibility was doubted, I am sure that no one will be interested to read review number two on my wish-list, which is, "Sylvia loves Jenna".
I am not planning to make any exceptions and so this film will receive the same treatment as the one before, meaning:
I will watch it several times (with a minimum of 6!) before I start my very detailed description of all technical aspects (audio/video/lighting), special effects, editing, cast, performance, atmosphere in the movie, not unimportant the quality of the sex-scenes, style, script, aspect of fun, also the director's originality, etc. etc.
Needless to say that I'm really looking forward to see this second film. I really don't expect too much of it... as this movie probably will be nothing more than a continuation of: "Briana loves Jenna", showing me a similar style of filming, the same way of editing, a slightly altered script (which should not be too difficult),...or...this new film can only be better than the first one.
It is time a porn-consumer speaks...the truth! If they like it or not...that'll be me!