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spetz
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The Netherlands
58 Posts
12/01
Posted - Jan 9 2002 : 3:27PM
I planned to forget about all this but this is too good
to be true...but it is!

I love Gene Ross and the first thing I always do when I
come home is to check his latest news and gossip about
the adult-film-industry.

Today, I saw an article that immediately drew my attention.
It was a short “quote” from the Howard Stern Show of last
Friday. Check it out...you’ll love it!!!

Cool! Thanks Howard. Thanks for this very open and honest
review. I really believed after the recent attacks, that I
was the only critic who disliked this film...…and see what
happens? In his radio-show (last Friday!), Howard said a
few things that really amazed me.

For the first time, since the release of this “movie”,
someone with a really big reputation in the American
(non-sex) entertainment industry, openly criticized Jenna’s
latest production “Briana loves Jenna”. I feel wonderful
today. Victorious!!!

Though glad that I was right it also made me a bit sad!
I rather had written a much more positive review but when
the movie ******* I see no reason to lie about it. I don’t
get paid for writing in Jenna’s or anyone else's favour.
I am like Howard a “porn consumer” and only interested in
watching porn that excites. Therefore I am glad that
finally someone, who isn’t a nobody, like me, gave his very
own opinion, with an audience of millions of listeners!

I would love to see/hear/read Jenna’s reply to his review
as well! If I’m an idiot with a one-sided view, what makes
that Howard? Or his girlfriend? Are they one-sided critics
as well? It’s true that he didn’t use as much words as I
did, that the tone of his voice was rather soft (very soft
for Howard Stern) and he went not into any specific details
nor did he mention any of the technical aspects I have
criticized but "these" words, could be heard by millions:

(*)

And this is what I wrote to an adult-film reviewing website!
Result after watching the film:

Mr Willy is lying peaceful, asleep as nothing happened
tonight...as I have not watched sex...which unfortunately
is true. (or as Howard calls it...flaccid!)

I don’t see much difference between Howards (re)view and
mine! (except the technical stuff)

Sorry...but this article was too good to be true not to respond to!

Thanks Howard! You really made my day!
Hope “they” learn from this...but I doubt!
As you can tell Jenna or her crew what you want,
they know it better and won’t listen.

Spetz is just one of million consumers of sex who
watched more movies than Jenna produced or saw herself
and therefore he has no idea about what a movie should
look like...right Howard?

Spetz

(*) source: “Stern Review on Briana Loves Jenna”
http://www.generossextreme.com/

Edited by - spetz on Jan 9 2002

Steve K.
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840 Posts
11/01
Posted - Jan 10 2002 : 8:17AM
This movie was one of the worst porns I saw!!! Jenna loves Briana is such a waste of space.
bono-ONE All-Star Supporter
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SAMCRO
8571 Posts
8/00
Posted - Jan 10 2002 : 12:22PM
Such positive energy,lol. I would hardly call it that. Jenna looked great and I enjoyed the two b/g scenes pretty good, it had been awhile since I had seen her do that so she looked good. I do wish the two g/g scene had been more normal type scenes without all the nuances she tried to add but I recognize she was trying something different so I was alright with it. It is not the type of porn I like to watch but I have seen much worse and am sorry you guys didn't find anything to enjoy in it.

Edited by - bono-ONE on Jan 10 2002

spetz
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The Netherlands
58 Posts
12/01
Posted - Jan 10 2002 : 3:10PM
It's true! I saw much worse too..but never one with Jenna.

A friend of mine, he's an editor at a major studio,
said this after he had seen it himself:

What's on film (raw material)is good enough for a good
porno, it's certainly not spectacular but they don't know
what to do with it...that’s really sad!

After reading some more reviews on "Briana loves Jenna",
mainly written by people who have direct ties to the
industry, or as I would style them, "anything but credible",
I made up my mind and will continue to write more reviews.

As no one really seems to be interested in reading about
my own very personal view, more than once my sincerity
and credibility was doubted, I am sure that no one
will be interested to read review number two on my
wish-list, which is, "Sylvia loves Jenna".

I am not planning to make any exceptions and so this film
will receive the same treatment as the one before, meaning:

I will watch it several times (with a minimum of 6!)
before I start my very detailed description of all
technical aspects (audio/video/lighting), special effects,
editing, cast, performance, atmosphere in the movie,
not unimportant the quality of the sex-scenes, style,
script, aspect of fun, also the director's originality,
etc. etc.

Needless to say that I'm really looking forward to see
this second film. I really don't expect too much of it...
as this movie probably will be nothing more than a
continuation of: "Briana loves Jenna", showing me
a similar style of filming, the same way of editing,
a slightly altered script (which should not be
too difficult),...or...this new film can only be
better than the first one.

It is time a porn-consumer speaks...the truth!
If they like it or not...that'll be me!

Spetz is coming!

Edited by - spetz on Jan 10 2002

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