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Posted - Apr 11 2003 : 10:58AM
After much deliberation Hustler has decided on a title for their new anal series...

Anal Seduction

Congrats to X-RAY!

Thanks to everyone for playing! And thanks to Hustler for giving us this opportunity. It was a fantastic contest!


Edited by - steph on Apr 12 2003

DenverDon
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Posted - Apr 11 2003 : 3:00PM
Well, that wasn't my submission.

However, congratulations to whoever won.

DenverDon

marmac
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Posted - Apr 11 2003 : 10:13PM
Anal Seduction??

That's the best you could do?? In a contest like this, I would have thought someone could come up with a catchier title than that.

Anabolic has some pretty good titles as does Red Light District.

Hopefully, the videos will be better than the titles! Hustler puts out some primo porno.

MarMac

futureofporn
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Posted - Apr 11 2003 : 11:05PM
yeah, Anal Seduction isnt the most creative title Ive ever heard. but congrats to whoever.
BIGmike
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Posted - Apr 11 2003 : 11:12PM
I have a question for Steph or Hustler...

Will the winner, or where the contest occured, "AdultDVDtalk.com" be announced in Hustler Magazine ?

...or on the boxcover of the DVD? <Maybe I missed this if it was already asked>

Anal Seduction is a catchy title, way better when I think of my submission "the Analization of Europe", geez, what was I smoking when I thought of that? <Oh, nothing. >


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Asmodeus
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Posted - Apr 11 2003 : 11:24PM
"Anal Seduction" is a great name for a series but I would have prefered "Sodomy of Seduction" much better.
thunder-rock
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Posted - Apr 11 2003 : 11:27PM
I think Anal Seduction is one of the titles I entered, if I remember correctly ... but since I didn't get an e-mail from Steph, I guess I was too damned late.

Oh well...

facialicious
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Posted - Apr 12 2003 : 1:42AM
Thats the lamest title I have ever heard!!! Thats pathetic! Are you sure it isnt already taken by Mojo or something? LOL If Hustler is excited by that dull name, imagine how uninspired the series will be. They just shot thmeselves in the foot, IMHO. BORING
XXXXXXXX
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Posted - Apr 12 2003 : 6:26AM
Hey dudes ;)

just read my email and found out i won...
thanks for the congrats !!

I never ever thought i would win anything anywhere.
But its way cool to win such a fancy contest.
Tonight my friends will not stop bitching @me =)

I have to admit that i really feel sorry for all the more regular posters @ADT that did not win.
U guys really came up with some kick ass titles.

I came up with this titel while listening to a classic techno track called "The Ultimate Seduction".


Greetinx fly out to all Angelmaniacs worldwide ;)

*the lucky* X-RAY

Edited by - x-ray on 8/9/2004 4:07:19 PM

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Posted - Apr 12 2003 : 9:58AM
Steph, when are you going to post the list of your favorites that did not win? My problem with Hustler is the fact that they don't put the girls names on the barely legal boxcovers. Why wouldn't you do that?

Proud member of the church of Tina.

MLyons
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Posted - Apr 12 2003 : 10:04AM
X-RAY--

Don't feel bad in the slightest!! Congratulations on winning the contest--and don't let the title nay-sayers take away your good feelings of victory!!

Congratulations again! Good for you!

Mike L.

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Posted - Apr 12 2003 : 10:26AM
Congrats X-Ray! I'll go against the grain here and say that I actually really like the name!

Voyeur32 - Hustler has discussed putting performer names on the boxcovers. I can't find the thread right now, but it is something I think they were talking about changing.

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Posted - Apr 12 2003 : 11:00AM
Congratulation X-Ray!
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Posted - Apr 12 2003 : 12:07PM
X-RAY was the only one who entered that title - there were some similar ones though.

X-RAY - nice video from the venus show!

To those of you who seem to thrive in negativity - take it elsewhere. Constructive comments are welcome - rudeness and bitching are not.

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Posted - Apr 12 2003 : 1:38PM
Congrats X-Ray! I have to agree with Astro, I like the name. Don't feel sorry for the regular posters, you deserve to win.
 
thunder-rock
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Posted - Apr 12 2003 : 4:02PM
Congratulations X-RAY! Tip one of those tasty German beers in celebration for me (I don't care which - so many of them are delicious) while you try to decide which Hustler DVDs to choose as your prize.

Hustler puts out some pretty good stuff, and I thought I'd give my recommendation for Hustler XXX Video Number 8. It's directed by Pierre Woodman and casts many beautiful girls.

Way to go, man - great title!

Voyeur32
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Posted - Apr 12 2003 : 5:19PM
I hope my post isn't one of the ones being looked at as being one of the bitchy and rude regulars. I give full props to X-Ray. I just think that putting the girls names on the boxcovers is indeed constructive criticism. Apologies if I'm thinking that Steph's swipe at some included me. C'mon Steph, where is your best of the rest list?:)

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futureofporn
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Posted - Apr 12 2003 : 7:38PM
good job x-ray.
Sir Noel Plum
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Congratulations X-Ray - enjoy your dics!!
-lunacy-
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Posted - Apr 12 2003 : 9:34PM
Doe! I was counting on winning! *Luna pouts

lol

Congrats X-Ray! What a score!

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Posted - Apr 13 2003 : 10:31AM
Voyeur - your comments were constructive - but you know that. i'm waiting for the ok from hustler on posting other titles - since they were the ones who made all this outpouring of creativity possible.
lfp2003
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Posted - Apr 13 2003 : 6:29PM
We're fine with posting the other entries. It would be quite interesting to see which title is considered to be the 'best name that didn't get picked'.

As for the title itself, we knew that some wouldn't like it. There were some funny entries-for example 'Advance to the Rear' and 'Crack Addicts'. We also knew that it would be tough to find a more clever (and topical) name than 'Weapons of Ass Destruction', so we felt that, in this case, simplicity was the key. Besides, the performers are seductive European models, and every scene is anal. In the end, we found the name 'Anal Seduction' quite fitting (so to speak).

Thanks again to all the entrants in this contest. We wouldn't be surprised if another company snatches up some of the titles for other Anal series.

We might try another contest soon, with Steph and Drew's approval. Thanks also to Steph for making such an effort to promote this contest.

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Edited by - outkastfan on 3/4/2004 11:52:43 PM

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Posted - Apr 13 2003 : 6:57PM
Thanks, LFP!

Here were my picks for ones I thought Hustler might use:

Viva la Cheeks
Euro Cheeks
Heinie Ho
Anal Amour
Booty Tour
Ream On
Sweet Reams
No Boundaries
Hustler's Heinies
Darling Derrieres (though there's a title Darlin's Derrieres)
Hustler's Derrieres
Behind European Lines
My Booty Lies Over the Ocean :)
Cheeky Girls
Anal on the Audobon
Anal Epic
All About the Bum
Bumming 'round Europe
Buns of Fun
Anal Escapades
Hustler's European Vacation - Anal Style
Sodomizing Europe
Tour de Anal
Anal Atlas: Europe
Royal Rumps
Backdoor to Europe

Some that I thought were funny:

Bl-Ass-phemy (a Rectal Religion)!!
Tournament Ass Fishing
Assport to Europe
Backpackin' in Europe
Anal on the Audobon
Is that a Cock in my Ass (or are you just happy to see me)?
lick it, stick it, love it.
anal does a body good
Chunnel Love

I'll look thru the entries for more of the funny ones - I pulled out the above ones a few days into the contest.

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Posted - Apr 13 2003 : 7:05PM
In another thread, Skeeter Kerkove happened to mention the phrase "operation anal freedom" (though not as an idea for a title of a movie or movie series). I commented to him that that would make a great title of a movie series: Operation Anal Freedom.

Then, in a subsequent post I added:

Skeeter later added:
Life's a box of chocolate... Lol.

PM

 
futureofporn
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Posted - Apr 13 2003 : 7:29PM
I dont see how Anal Escapades is different from Anal Seduction...it seems like Hustler picked one out of a hat.
Sir Noel Plum
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Posted - Apr 13 2003 : 7:44PM
that's a right funny one is that who thought of that one?

SNP.

ObiBong
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Posted - Apr 13 2003 : 11:42PM
There's an awful lot of good ones there. Makes me wish I had overcome my overdeveloped male aversion to reading instructions and could have noticed that it was going to be a Euro line. I had no idea.
XXXXXXXX
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Posted - Aug 9 2004 : 4:15PM
you know what , i never got my price

i think Hustler thought that's pure irony that i won

but of what use would it have been to get some DVDs i would never watch and cant sell at ebay?

in retrospect i should have given the price to one of my favorite talkers here at ADT.

too bad i just decided too leave ya all behind.

lfp2003
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Posted - Aug 9 2004 : 4:41PM
Hi X-Ray,

The prize is still valid! I believe we sent a request for info, and didn't get a reply back. I guarantee we can find Hustler product you would want (unless you're on a porn sabbatical).

Of course, you can still send the movies on to someone else once we've got them over to you!

Thanks!

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Since lfp2003's email address is available for X-RAY to reply to, assuming any real interest, and this thread is esssentially done, I'm locking it.



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