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william h
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27 Posts
12/03
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 6:32PM
I just put a thread up called Flower and Cytherea I was not finished. I hit spell sheck bekuss I do not spel so good and it posted premachurly. This is how it should have read. Apparently Flower and Cytherea have been having a war between words as of late and it's been getting quite nasty. What do you think about a movie, three scenes a piece, guys of thier chioce where they compete against each other letting the fans decide the winner?
I Love both girls. They are both true stars. I think this would be a good thing for everyone. I have spoken with Flower and she is all for it. I am waiting to hear back from Cytherea. Please give me some feed back. -Wilum H.-

mod note: corrected all caps title...

Edited by - hardware on Nov 1 2005

Crucifixio_Jones
Senior Member

Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist
4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 6:37PM
In pro wrestling this is what they call a "work."

If you want to release a Flower vs. Cytherea movie, just do it. There's no need to drum up a ficticious conflict between the two of them. This isn't pro wrestling.

But if you must go this route, I'm sure there are more creative and less vague angles from which to approach it. I mean, what is this supposed sudden and "nasty war of words" even about, Mystery Man?

And if their beef is legitimate what a would a porno movie competition solve, honestly?

Give us more credit, Wilum H.

skronker
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Scopophiliac
9780 Posts
9/02
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 6:38PM
How about one of those Harry Houdini things where they are chained in a water tank, and they each try to "drown" the other one by squirting gallons and gallons of gush into the tank, while the other tries desperately to free themselves before the tank fills and they run out of air to gasp into their pretty lungs? It will be like "Fear Factor," but you can call it "Gush Factor" or "Squirt Factor," or something.
william h
Member

27 Posts
12/03
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 6:40PM
If you want to release a Flower vs. Cytherea movie, just do it. There's no need to drum up a ficticious conflict between the two of them. This isn't pro wrestling.

Please do some research this is not ficticiuos. Ask them yourself.

juha
Senior Member

2752 Posts
3/05
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 6:51PM
You mean its real and they want to settle the score once and for all in front of your camera?

That sounds like an instant classic.

HIGH NOON in pornland.

 
Captain Cock
Member

NL
172 Posts
2/05
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 7:11PM
Sounds like an excellent concept for Endemol or Talpa (both Dutch tv companies) to sink their teeth in 8) .
gia jordan
Member

670 Posts
9/04
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 7:15PM
The clever mind of William H is always working.

How about whoever loses has to drink the winners squirt.

Tiana Lynn
Elegant Angel

422 Posts
4/05
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 7:18PM
I think this goes to the whole make love not war. It's great to see what could be violence, handled sexually. I mean what better way to release your frustrations than to ride a big fat cock and rid all emotions, tensions, and googasms!!!!!!!!!!!

Flower being one of my favorite people in the world, I am just happy to shoot even more of her, because then I get to see her more!

Crucifixio_Jones
Senior Member

Arrogant & Obnoxious Narcissist
4727 Posts
10/03
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 7:41PM
I'm calling them both up on threeway right now. Yes, I have them both on speed dial. Did you think I WOULDN'T, William H? I'll get to the bottom of this yet.

Stay tuned, ADTers.

francios
Senior Member

1802 Posts
2/05
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 8:02PM
Gia can be guest referee!
Tiana Lynn
Elegant Angel

422 Posts
4/05
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 9:00PM
From my understanding William H. is just trying to have some fun with this, and after just talking to Flower a few minutes ago she too is going to have a blast... literally he-he.

Apparently some words were said on set and repeated I think in some threads and on radio shows, which started a whole Flower vs. Cytherea, and some fans called and wrote in curiosity, so Elegant is happy to shoot it, kind of like another Buttwoman vs. Buttwoman.

I do not think William H. is trying to stir anything up but some hard dicks with pre-cum on the rise

Edited by - tiana lynn on 11/1/2005 9:01:46 PM

Hardware All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Your other left
14594 Posts
3/02
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 9:19PM
That's what "Edit" is for - the little icon at the top of each post that looks like a piece of paper with a pencil laying on it.
picman
Senior Member

Nothing says I love you so much as a tongue in the ass.
2884 Posts
1/03
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 9:24PM
How about the loser has to do something, or with someone, that they wouldn't normally? I don't know what that would be with Flower (maybe a super gangbang), but I'd say that Cytherea's butt would be on the line.
What would the framework of a competition be? Volume and distance?
nickdel
Member

281 Posts
2/04
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 10:49PM
How is that losing?
jamesn
Senior Member

Cambridge, MA
750 Posts
1/04
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 10:51PM

Edited by - jamesn on 11/1/2005 10:51:58 PM

 
gia jordan
Member

670 Posts
9/04
Posted - Nov 1 2005 : 11:53PM
You're right! Sounds everyone would be a winner here. And like Tiana said, it's more of a make-love-not-war situation. Sweet.
jamesn
Senior Member

Cambridge, MA
750 Posts
1/04
Posted - Nov 2 2005 : 12:03AM

Edited by - jamesn on 11/2/2005 12:06:43 AM

waterproof
Member

452 Posts
5/03
Posted - Nov 2 2005 : 2:04PM
damn, i never thought you would be such a little nasty one. i love that idea !

to make things visually more delicious just add the scene to a stylish environment and put booth of them in latex catsuits. a red and a black one together with a lot of suqirting would make a dream cum true

cheers, waterproof

william h
Member

27 Posts
12/03
Posted - Nov 3 2005 : 12:49PM
I have talked to Cytherea and she is thinking about it so this is a good thing. I have got shit about my spelling from the first post. I am bad but not that bad. It was a joke no one seemed to get, I spelled my own name wrong.
bono-ONE All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

SAMCRO
8570 Posts
8/00
Posted - Nov 3 2005 : 12:54PM
But did you have your pants on William, still have that image of you shooting Sammie and Hillary in only your boxers and a t shirt,lol!!!
william h
Member

27 Posts
12/03
Posted - Nov 3 2005 : 2:00PM
I was wearing a filthy jock strap packed with extra crunchy peanut butter. It felt good. I t was like a beautiful lullaby singing to the underbelly of my penis, allowing it to become rock hard.
VincentVanGauge
Former Fucking Virgin

Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage
1412 Posts
12/04
Posted - Nov 3 2005 : 2:35PM
Somehow that's no surprise to me. I never saw Flower and Cytherea in a scene together. Squirtwoman 3 (Cy's movie) is the only Squirtember movie without Flower. Cy is in neither installment of Flower's Squirt Shower. Both of them cross-squirt with Tiana Lynn on a regular basis, so why not with each other? This made me assume they're probably not best friends. Unfortunately. I'm against competition between different squirter because I'm a little afraid the genre could turn into a mere volume/distance record breaking extravaginanza. But how could I ever say no to another William H squirting movie? Just keep it natural and sexy as it is now, and you have my blessing.

What if there was a bonus scene with both girls squirting all over me, and the girl who didn't win the competition has to pay my travel costs?

I'm not fat. I just wrap my cock around my waist.

Walter All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

1445 Posts
3/05
Posted - Nov 6 2005 : 11:01PM
I just tuned in to the Squirter Chat at Selena Silver's website (Flower was there) and I'm somewhat convinced that this feud is for real. I don't know who started it or how it got started, though.

I admit it's a slightly shameful pleasure to use other's disputes for one's own entertainment, but if they want to turn this dispute into some good porn, then what the hell, I say go for it. This could be pretty interesting.

I do think we all need a little more background info to be as juiced up about this as the squirters.

Walter

SaraJayFan
Member

Underneath Sara Jay
200 Posts
4/04
Posted - Nov 6 2005 : 11:11PM
Oh wow what a thread! It's hard to come up with a truly delicious award for the winner and an equally judicious punishment for the loser. How about the winner gets the mother of all Black Pipe Layer treatments while the loser has to watch?
william h
Member

27 Posts
12/03
Posted - Nov 7 2005 : 3:23PM
I want to keep this thread going to stir the coals under Cytherea's feet to call me. This could be a great thing for all. Let her know if you would like to see this idea become a reality. We can turn the negative to a positive. Give me some feedback. CYTHEREA PLEASE CALL ME!!!!!!!!!!!
 
VincentVanGauge
Former Fucking Virgin

Paying trib-ute to SinncentVanSage
1412 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jan 2 2006 : 6:45PM
William, any news from Cytherea?

For a state of bliss with Cursive it's worth to be a bit subversive.

threesomebody
Official BlowBang Judge

Would you like my autograph?
2491 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jan 2 2006 : 6:47PM
doesn't william h post under the username William H. Nutsack?



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