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joeblow69
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Posted - Jun 23 2003 : 12:31AM
I had a little bit of kickback money burning a hole in my pocket, and found this little doosie at gaydvdempire
BUTT BUDDY

It was supposed to get delivered on Saturday, but I wasn't around, so I have to pick it up at the post office on Monday. (am I the only one that feels weird picking up porn and sex toys at the post office?)

I'll let you guys know what I think sometime Monday night

Tintin
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17 Posts
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Posted - Jun 23 2003 : 1:50AM
That was my first sex toy too. I think I picked it up about two years ago in San Francisco in a store called Rock Hard. It feels great with a little lube. If you are really sensistive after cumming, it can be torture taking it off. You need to yank it off really quick like a Band-Aid it is so intense.

I was embarrassed buying it. I just wanted to pay for it and run, but the cashier kept talking about how great it feels.

Billy Bathgate
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Choooooooch!
507 Posts
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Posted - Jun 23 2003 : 10:35AM
Yeah, sex toys can be great fun. Try wearing a butt plug for a couple of hours under your clothes while shopping at the mall.

But, hey--lose the embarrassment! Life is too short. And if the Post Office has a problem with this stuff, tell them to fuck themselves. This is the 21st century.

Billy

joeblow69
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946 Posts
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Posted - Jun 23 2003 : 2:09PM
Well, I took a 1/2 day vacation to come home early and try out my new toy. I was a little shocked when I got it out of the box, as it's a lot smaller than I had imagined. And it feels/looks like a big blue gummi bear!

It does feel very nice, but it's a different sensation than I'm used to, so I had a little difficulty getting off at first. I'll have to give it a few more trys before writing my first official sex toy review!

GaySatyr
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Half dirty ol' man; half horny ol' goat!
1684 Posts
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Posted - Jun 23 2003 : 3:10PM
I've tried several masturbator-style sex toys (the Fleshlight is probably the best) and have always been somewhat disappointed. Yes, they work; yes, they feel good (more or less); and, yes, I can get off using them. However, none is as enjoyable as using my own hand (or, better yet, one belonging to someone else); and all are much more trouble to clean up afterwards. As I see it, their only advantage is variety.

Now, butt plugs, dildos, and vibrators of various types are a different story altogether. These, IMHO, add more than enough to the orgasmic experience to justify their clean-up afterwards.

~ GaySatyr

 
skronker
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Scopophiliac
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Posted - Jun 23 2003 : 3:15PM
I got this whopper-sized (to my hetero sensibilities, at least) flexi-gummy ass-jammer from Toys in Babeland recently for my first go-round with a sex toy. It was great! And, er, refreshingly *new*. Anyway, I'm gonna shop around for something even bigger, I think.
Strokin Man
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Los Angeles, CA
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4/03
Posted - Jun 24 2003 : 9:34PM
JoeBlow69 wrote:

[Am I the only one that feels weird picking up porn and sex toys at the post office?]

Actually, for me I like it, usually the postman at the counter has a pretty good idea about it and it's nice to see the expression on his face. Cheers!

lindi
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Posted - Jun 25 2003 : 10:15AM
Hmm, I live in a tiny town where the postal clerks know me, and I always figure they don't know what's in the boxes. If they do, they never let on.

So far, none of the boxes has arrived with a big, rubber stamped 'The smut you ordered has arrived.' If it did, it would be amusing.




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