Oh Pornboy, you are BAD!! As we now know, God lurks here at ADT, and so far he's been pretty cool - in fact, He probably would be amused with the DEVIL DILDO, but I'm afraid the "BABY JESUS BUTTPLUG" just might bring down the wrath of well, GOD!! If I was a religious person, I'd pray for you - but at least it's comforting not to be the only one on His Shitlist. Expect an email.
That's great! Now I will have something to give back when my next copy of The Watchtower is delivered. "Thank you, well-groomed lady/man in the fancy dress/nice suit. Here's a Jackhammer Jesus for you." Or maybe I would just hang it on the door when I see them walking up the driveway in hopes it would work like a Crucifix against vampires.