There was this two story commercial building where each room was rented out for shooting porn. Each door you'd open there was some porn DVD being filmed inside. I went into one room where I was brought in to help on set and they were shooting some POV porn. They had about 7 girls and 2 guys.
I told them if they let me direct it, it would be a best seller or would sell a lot better. They said ok but said it had to be shot in around 2 1/2 hours. I said I need at least 4 hours so can't do it. They started filming and had all these bad shots/angles so I got pissed and walked out the room.
Walking out the room and down the stairs I noticed a statue at the bottom of the stairs, couldn't make out who it was. I looked up and there were about 6 monitors up on the wall with news coverage of porn. One tv reporter said Brandon Iron just signed a new pornstar. It showed a room of about 6 girls and zoomed in on the one he signed, she was happy.
What a weird fucking dream.