Been a (male hetero) porn fan from way back - that is, early eighties. And I HATE anal. The obsession in the eighties was oral (and suntanned tits), which is feasable, practicable, some would say "normal"... Then suddenly all had to be anal. Just don't like to watch it, don't like to do it, either. Tried it, and in reality: it's difficult, no girl really likes it, and no girl has enemas every day just in the event, you know... Your cock will stink, and not of sex. Industry seems to think: they all want anal. Now when I subscribe to a porn site, I have to be careful to avoid the anal. It's not that "I don't mind" and I'll take it with the rest. I DO mind. I just don't understand this obsession with the scheisshole. Am I alone? (please don't reply "aren't we all")
It's like juggling a trio of tiny monkeys. Yes, you CAN fling them through the air if you really need to, but why do you really need to? Those little madagascar monkeys are going to get into midair monkey fights and throw off your juggler's rhythm, plus even getting them as pets in the first place is a lot of trouble.
***The entire thing is unnecessary effort for little payoff.*** But the monkey juggler is obsessed and must live the dream of juggling monkeys, perhaps because some zoologist told him years ago that it was inhumane and he COULDN'T do it and so he's been smarting from that embarrassing moment ever since. Until today, when by god he's going to fling some damn monkeys around. "There, take that! What do you think of that, Miss Zoologist?" Now the classy supplier of tiny monkeys KNOWS this kink is out there and ensures the dark brown flag of the Anal Nation flies high, exploiting them for a stinky profit, though the stench of it forces the rest of us into wearing nasal clamps and walking around in trepidation, constantly in fear of being analed.
Also, just as a side note, I would almost expect someone named CONAN to be in favor of anal! You hear that someone's name is Conan and you kind of assume you're dealing with a big anal fan. Take late night talk show host Conan O'Brian for example. He has to be viewing gigabytes of anal porn daily. I mean, just look at him. Also, you've got Conan the Barbarian, and there's no way that guy was going to be satisfied with just the vagina. Forget about it. So as a non-anal Conan, you're kind of going against the stereotype, but hey that's cool. The problem is I think Tori Lane loses all respect for a guy if he admits he doesn't want to anal her. She just kind of looks at you funny at that point. Edited by - Monkey Power on 6/20/2008 10:32:37 PM
Not everyone has to like everything featured in porn, so it's okay to avoid anal, if that's what you do not want to watch. It is a complete fallacy and generalization to assume no woman would like anal sex. Anatomically it is a great way to stimulate her G-spot from the other side of the vaginal wall. The women are out there. By making your statement, you simply perpetuate a stereotype, confine a woman's sexual pleasure to a box (pun not intended), deciding what she can or can't find stimulating and not allowing a woman to honestly enjoy what some consider extreme (even though it's not). That being said, yes I am biased since I am huge fan... :)
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Posted - Jun 20 2008 : 11:04PM
Oh my. That monkey juggling bit was hilarious. Thank you.
I've noticed that quite a few members are obsessive about using the word 'obsession'. Anal is just another preference, just like you prefer tits before ass or vice versa.
I think you need to be more tolerant of other peoples porn viewing habbits, there's plenty of things out there I don't like, but whats the point in being negative about it, if everyone got what they didn't like not being made then they'd probably be nothing left, btw I think bg anal is awesome, if you don't want a stinky dick wear a condom.
I also avoid anal scenes, and honestly don't see why there are so many of them. If the girl is into it, fine (just thinking of Ava Devine, for a second...sigh), but I agree most aren't, and it can kill the heat in a scene. I've seen scenes which were smoking hot until the anal started, and you could just see the girl counting the minutes until it was over. The most important thing in ANY scene is that the partners are into it-those are always the hottest scenes.
I know lots of girls who like anal sex, and I bet many of those who don't probably tried it with a man who had no clue what he was doing. Honestly, I think receiving anal feels better than giving it (and I am a "hetero" male). Personally, I like the whole cock stinking and specks of fecal material factor, but, unfortunately, in my experience it barely ever happens (and I'm talking no enemas here). In films, what bothers me is that it's often too artificial. You know it's going to be clean because the women have to fast and do enemas, and you don't see all the communication and preparation that's involved to make sure it doesn't hurt: more often than not they're just pounding away as if you could just push into an anus like that. Anal sex can be tender and passionate because it's so intimate and requires so much attention. I'm just not seeing that in many of the anal films out there.
I don't mind the preperations put in the BTS instead of in the scene because I prefer intense scenes. But I think this is part of why many guys do it incorrectly, they watch porn and how easy anal seems and wants to 'try it'. They should take 5 minutes and read how it's done instead. I even think it should be part of sex education in schools.
No! We must eliminate anal from all future shoots. LOL Personally, I too can live without anal. It's hot for about 5 seconds, but then I want the girl to go back to sucking cock. But that's me. There's plenty of great porn for almost everyone's tastes, so it's definitely not worth ranting about.
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These R The Buttocks Of Ryan Star: No Butt Can Compare 248 Posts 6/07
Posted - Jun 21 2008 : 11:46AM
Must Become One With The Butt Watching a stunning lady's butt get sodomized is somewhat like watching her face get decorated with DNA: it looks great on film, but in sexual reality, these things are less practical. Some women Do adore anal sex; requesting their butt to be plunged without any prompting; at least that's what several friends have told me. Never administered a facial, nor have I ever had the anal experience, but I would eventually be very interested in meddling in these matters. -on a related note, I've been meaning to ask: While having their sphincter probed, the ladies in XXX masterbate ferociously.....it appears to be almost reflex-like. Is this done by the request of the director? Many ladies look like they're in pain as they masterbate during butt sex. Do the sex models play with themselves to alleviate discomfort, or is it that anal penetration prompts the desire to masterbate?
Yes but if porn stars were only to perform the things they were into, then a lot of them would take no facials, be swallowing sperm or even giving a blow job. And many girls would only be doing condom scenes. I think most men prefer watching girls do things in porn, that they can't get in their personal life. I like watching vaginal sex also but there is nothing better than seeing a beautiful woman getting her nice ass fucked hard. I don't think porn is about the performers getting off. It's about giving the viewer what he or she wants. Off course I don't like seeing a woman in pain but I still enjoy watching her do anal even though I know she probably prefers vaginal sex. I think there is a big difference between someone doing something she hates and doing something she doesn't exactly love. If you do porn you would have to expect doing things you might not like 100%. That's a part of the job IMHO.
It's a good thing that there is not one single fan who dictates what gets included in all porn produced. All I know is that 20-25 years ago, when I started masturbating and discovered porn, I was always more interested in a woman's ass and watching the sexual pleasure center on that region. Whether it was girls alone, with other girls or boy/girl, I loved to see ass play involving tongues, and toys, fingers and cocks and that hasn't changed in a quarter century. It so just happens I don't have to hunt as hard as I used for anal-centric porn. Vag-only ruled porn for most of its history, whereas anal being the headline is still fairly recent and just happens to coincide with the interests of someone like me.
Indeed. If studios and directors listened to everyone, porn would be impossible. There is nothing everyone loves. For the OP, try it. Ask a thousand random people what shouldn't be in porn. Now pretend you're a director and try to make a flick that pleases all of them.
I can't speak for everyone, but I know women who masturbate during anal sex simply because it feels good. It's the same for men: the two pleasures combined are just incredible, and it feels great for both sexes to cum while receiving anal. As far as the pain is concerned, lots of women have an almost painful expression on their face when they masturbate. I think it's just intense concentration and build-up. And, for the record, I've heard a lot of female performers talk about how much they like anal. And I'm inclined to believe them. [:P)]
I really don't understand the insistence of some people that no woman enjoys anal sex. How deep in the sand does someone have to have their head in order to say something like that? while I'm sure many women don't get into it, the idea that no woman ever could or would is so ridiculous I can't even begin to debate it except to say what the fuck?
RP is the voice of reason, listen to what he says! I'd also add that anal play works for everyone, girl or boy, straight or gay. If you don't understand it maybe you should look it up on the internet, there are some excellent articles written by qualified medical types that explain the anatomy of the body and how things work, this is fact!
I think Conan is actually Blink, first ever post and already off on anti-anal propaganda. I mean really, anyone who dives into a rant like that in their first post clearly has some kind of agenda. For me, the best porn is anal, although I'm not going to get drawn into a debate about that. This episode has inspired me somewhat, I'm off to join a gaming forum to imediateley post about which computer games I disslike. lol.
To me, I love anal. Maybe that's because I am most definitely a butt-man. But only when the gal appears to enjoy it. What's the point of having sex if you don't enjoy it? And, for the life of me, I don't get the eroticism of DPs, ATMs, choking, quagging, gang bangs, face spitting, face slapping. Does anyone really do those things? Does anyone really WANT to do those things?
DPs feel incredible! If you don't believe it, just put a finger or dildo in the unoccupied hole of your partner while you're filling the other, and watch her reaction. Gang bangs are pretty popular in European swinger clubs because the women want them. It feels good, physically and mentally, to be receiving all that attention. Most men would want to be with a few girls at once, right? So why not the other way around? (Check out Kastuni's wedding night gang bang in Pornochic #12.) Choking is really erotic (remember Basic Instinct?), but, I agree, I don't like the way it's usually done in porn, either. I just think that, as is the case with anal, porn could do a better job portraying a lot of these "unconventional" practices. One of the reasons they may not seem erotic to you and others is because, in many films, it's done so poorly that they're not erotic at all.
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Posted - Jun 22 2008 : 8:08PM
I'm think its Blink too. Coming at it from a different angle this time, but reaching the same conclusion. Maybe he'll revert back to the medical studies, though.
If the industry would simply adopt my own genius idea of the Anti-Fetish Menu, then your problem would be solved. As would everyone else's (he said modestly).
Must admit I'm not a big fan of anal to be honest. It used to be a big deal to see it in a porn film but this last decade its the norm. I doubt very much there's any films they don't have it as standard these days. I always get the feeling theres something just not right about it for some reason. Mind you, its a matter of personal taste so I'd never critize anyone for it. Just wish there wasn't so much of it. Anyway theres very little modern porn i'd bother with to be honest. It all looks too staged and precise and clinical to me.
Damn, I'd love to add to this discussion, but everything that should be said has been said - wait, how about this? "It's like juggling a trio of tiny monkeys" What? Really? Damnit!
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These R The Buttocks Of Ryan Star: No Butt Can Compare 248 Posts 6/07
Posted - Jun 23 2008 : 9:54AM
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^ Wow. What happened there (member status)?? Pussy Hating is a little strong, but the question for me is who has the moral highground here. Is there anything wrong with watching beautiful women get their dirty weasels popped? I think the facial expressions involved are probably half of the fun for me.
I'm going to say it finally - I ALSO HATE ANAL! Seeing those fine young ones taking it in the ass is NOT for me. Makes me puke! Hate hate hate the ass fucking. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . It's opposite day!!!
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131 Posts 8/07
Posted - Jun 25 2008 : 1:12AM
Sucks to be you. Anal is here to stay and it's everywhere. Thank God for that!
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