Think about it, a decent percentage of porn watchers are guys like me who are lucky to not die virgins. But the only guys who appear in porn are the guys who would get laid in high school, college. Having actual real dorks, not guys just dressed up as dorks, would give dorks in the audience hope. Probably false hope, but they'd surely pay to see it. even for the fantasy that it could one day happen to them.
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Posted - Sep 10 2011 : 10:04AM
you could get a better paying job and get in shape, that usually works for the worst of men and women. lol jp, i get what you're saying but i don't think i'm ready to watch porn with old fat white guys with dirty beards, flannel shirts, old jeans, and dirty white nikes bang some chick in tha ass that's sexy. i don't even watch some chicks perform because i already feel like that should be me banging her and not the guy, i start going thru my phone instantly or blow money at the club when i start to feel this way. if Grey haired Peter Griffins started becoming mainstream then i might lose a piece of my sanity if my boo boo is at work and "i'm single for the night" Edited by - hollywoodbilderberggroup on 9/10/2011 10:05:56 AM
More like socially "special" guys. im neither fat nor ugly. in fact women tend to think i'm good looking. problems happen when i open my mouth. I have zero game. I'd like to see those kind of guys in porn. Genuine ones
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Posted - Sep 10 2011 : 10:16AM
not always necessarily but u actually watch the monologues lol? i have some screen writing credentials so if you or anybody at ADT wants to bring this to the small screen I can help you with that. authentic is key. #plug
Fine then dorky looking guys. I guess my only salvation will come with some kind of holodeck technology that won't happen until 100 years after I die where I can be the dork getting laid. Edited by - cantgetlaid on 9/10/2011 10:18:37 AM
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Posted - Sep 10 2011 : 10:23AM
i feel u homie. don't hold yourself so low on the totem pole though, there's just as many dorky girls over 28 who look just as good as the pornstars do... they exist my friend. just make sure when u get her buy her a camera for christmas lol
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Posted - Sep 10 2011 : 3:06PM
what i've learned about women over the years is in the end they always win. trying to win is like trying to win the iraq war in 2007... u know why you're fighting, but you don't know what you're fighting for even if you are "winning" in the beginning. everybody's mad, everybody's "blowing shit up", you've spent alot of money even if she's treated you like hell. and in the end your pockets are thinner, you can't tell if really you won or lost, and she can still have you by the balls at anytime if she wants. but you wouldn't have known what real life is without her. that's why you can never trip over here because it's gonna happen regardless
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Posted - Sep 11 2011 : 7:47AM
In JAV they do this from time to time. It's then called "Fan Thanksgiving (Bukkake)" or "Cherry Boy...". I think that's a good idea. Edited by - schmse on 9/11/2011 7:48:15 AM
Well there are now, and have been, many guys in porn who don't look like they are in porn. They get way too much pussy to be called dorks though. The idea has been played with in all genres of film for years. Rarely do I find it believable or especially hot. The guys usually over-act way too much, or simply don't look the part. Now I do like the idea of real regular civilians guys getting laid onscreen. Shane's World made a name for themselves doing like you said, but I think even they'd tell you that kiind of thing isn't nearly as easy as they make it look onscreen.
Tom Byron played a dork quite convincingly several times back in the day...so did Peter North. And Ed Powers in Up & Cummers always made me feel better about myself. Not appealing for me, though. I prefer the emphasis to be on the females. I'm sure there have been plenty of dorks in many of the scenes I've watched...well-endowed and capable enough. Thankfully, the cameras didn't focus on their dorkiness, or faces.
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Posted - Sep 12 2011 : 2:38AM
There's a website called "Midnight Prowl" which does this. They take a pornstar to a Adult DVD shop or so and then ask the customers if they are willing to fuck her. I don't know if there are any updates in recent months though.
Yeah, for porn to be a fantasy, a realistic one, the guy should be more like me. Notn some guy who is all tattooed up, smacking a woman around, and has a 9" penis.. It would be more "believable" and would give more hope, though false hope, and I bet the dorks out there would spend a lot more on porn as a result..
Seriously, to the producers with ideas out there.. At least have some more nerd porn with incredibly stupid/unrealistic things, like women g oing after server room guys... Just something unbelievable, but would so appeal to the server room dork types. Like 5 hot chicks breaking down the server room door to get to the linux nerds
I guess everybody watches porn for different reasons. I am a virgin and have no experience with women on any level really, but I don't care to see dorky looking guys in porn. For me it's never about fantasizing or imagining I am the guy, it's just about watching a hot girl be a slut and get fucked. I'm fine with the guys not being "like me", in fact I think it's better that way.
A few of these movies would stand out as memorable. But a glut of civilian titles start to lower the overall quality of porn. It would be like having Jon Dough monopolizing these movies all over again. If you're paying a premium to see the scenes (Ha! as if!), then part of what makes it worth the cost is knowing the women are going to take a pounding and earn their pay. If they're just going to be gently jostled by a portly fellow who's already sweating in minute 1 and who can't quite string together 20 humps without having to cool down his engine, that's almost like the femme got away with something, you know? Like she got away with doing essentially a lezbian scene for the B/G fee. But still, yeah, I hear what you're saying. It's fun to see the difference when the male performer is a civilian. It's not just a Tuesday to him, you know, it's meaningful and his face is nervous and he's a little more caught up in the experience, which can transfer to the viewer somewhat. It doesn't have to be the most grotesque dude that can be found, either. Just someone without that annoying male talent smirk. Someone who's not on autopilot.
Okay, so if you dig through posts here on ADT you'll see that I tend to agree with you, but here's the thing: Not all nerds look alike. Last week Kink.com posted a scene called "Revenge of the Nerdz" featuring nine guys fucking me and Kaylee Hilton. Awesome scene, and while the "nerd" stuff in it is generally a play on long-held ideas on what we nerds act like, the guys, in fact, were HUGE nerds! Between shots we all talked about games, comics, Magic, and especially Doctor Who! One of the guys was freaking out because he got to fuck a blond and a redhead in the same shoot and all he could think was it was like his own crack at Amy Pond and Rose Tyler! I've had good nerd conversations with other porn actors and actresses on both coasts, and the last conversation I had with Tom Dong (Herbert Wong) before he was murdered was about Smallville. I've even gone as far as convincing hesitant photographers to snap pics like these of me: [Image not found DB] [Image not found DB] Nerds freaking rule! But what might look like a genuine nerd to you might just be a lucky schmuck who has the right look. I think we need to move past what the people look like and just play up the scenarios. The acting will make or break it. If you get a bunch of good looking people fucking in order to win a complete set of the new DC 52 #1s, or maybe a girl who dominates a Magic tourney by fucking her opponents and the judges, and actually show the people being interested in these things for a minute before the fucking, why won't that work? Hell, think of all the damn pizza people in porn are assumed to have eaten over the years :) I'm just saying we need better, more interesting nerd setups. The people can look like whatever because nerds look like whatever.
The trouble with those porn girls who claim to be dorks, well they never really look like the dorky girls we all know from our school days who were in the chess club and all the after school classes. You just know the so called dorky pornstars were in the cliques and it crowds when they were at school really, with all the other beautiful people hanging out with the jocks. Watching Star Wars and a few episodes of Star trek don't qualify you as a dork. I have excessive dork credentials, which I won't go into now, but I never thought of myself as a dork nor was I in any dork or nerd crowd at school. As for male perfomers, lets be honest the normal looking one's who aren't steroid filled freaks are populating the ranks of gay and bi porn. Nothing says romance like anal sex.
Yes I am by defacto not familiar with gay porn at all. I only make this obersvation based on once seeing one of Louis Theroux' documentaries about porn and he interviewed some people making gay porn and they wanted him to be in one of their shoots. Therefore I assumed skinny glass wearing dorks were the types that did gay porn. Nothing says romance like anal sex.
Was there actually a "Dork and Nerd Crowd" in school? Were we supposed to sign some kind of charter or something? Look, I get it. You bought into the myth that all porn stars are just pretty bimbos and therefore couldn't possibly be into anything intelligent or nerdy because they were too busy boning jocks. Unfortunately, you need to crawl out of the basement and look around, because most of us don't look like we do in porn. I can only speak for my own "Nerd Cred" I suppose, but I assure you that plenty of "pretty people in porn" eclipse even me. Beyond Star Wars/Star Trek, I actually prefer Firefly/Serenity and even have framed posters of Kaylee in my home. I play a White deck and my current favorite combo is a Serra Angel with a Soul's Attendant on it. I've read every issue of Y the Last Man and currently collect The Boys, Locke and Key, House of Mystery and Fables (and others). I prefer graphic novels and collected editions over individual issues. My local comic shop owner knows me by name and I pick up my holds every other month because graphic novels don't carry as much value. I'm currently reading Legends of the Dark Knight and the Song of Ice and Fire. I'm a sucker for adventure games and I'm eagerly awaiting Arkham City. I wish they hadn't canceled the Guitar Hero line and I cried at the Dead Island trailer. David Tennant is my favorite Doctor. I've seen mc chris in concert twice so far, and "Generic Crunk Rap" is my favorite MC Lars song. When Watchmen came out I got into shouting matches with people over what worked and what didn't. I own a Master Replicas Mace Windu Lightsaber and yes, I've shoved it in my pussy. I draw and paint both with traditional materials and on a Wacom Bamboo tablet on my 17 inch Macbook Pro in Adobe Illustrator and Sketchbook Pro. I've been to more nerd conventions than porn conventions. The problem isn't that nerds and dorks aren't hot, it's that jerk-nerds think that anyone who is remotely attractive MUST somehow be a poser. Yes, the introverted hipster girl fatchicks are nerds too, and sometimes they're into freakier sex than the pretty girls, but just because a girl isn't big and wearing a Inu Yasha T-shirt, doesn't mean she isn't just as nerdy as thou. Just sayin. P.S. [Image not found DB]
^ HELL YES! NERDS RULE!!! :) I still get wet just thinking about that scene. That's the gang bang fantasy absolutely fulfilled for me, and it was a bunch of guys who joked about how it was like getting to fuck Amy Pond and Rose Tyler at the same time :)
bump! IMHO - it already does. Especially with the ladies as the nerds. Courtesy of Dillion Harper (and, indirectly, Selena Gomez), nerd girls are sexy as hell. http://kinkwilliams.blogspot.com/
In my mind it's a question of believability. You put a "girl next door" type who hasn't gone crazy on the tats or gotten a bad boob job in a school girl costume and it works or at least stands a good chance of working. You put most of today's buff porn studs in a costume with birth control glasses and a pocket protector and it doesn't work nearly so well in my opinion.
