One of my biggest pet peeves about porn is that nobody talks enough! While fucking, the girls mostly make noises, generallyly fake. Some are just silent. Some of my very favorite porn ladies are pretty much silent like Belladonna, Avy Scott, and Taylor Rain, to name a few.

Now a TV show I like a lot is on the History Channel called Mail Call, hosted by retired marine Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey. He was a drill instructor, and he yells, yes YELLS, right into the camera wearing his DI hat. It's a panic!

Alicia Rhodes, the blond Brit bombshell, is the most foul mouthed porn star around nowadays. Why not have a line where she TRAINS porn girls in the art of dirty talk WHILE they're fucking? She could participate in a scene to demonstrate her skills, and watch some to supervise.

Between Scenes she could do what Ermey does, yell at the viewer stuff "Shut the fuck up asshole! I'm going to educate your butt on the art of dirty talk!" or something similar. Of course, since she's english, she could wear a British Royal Marine DI hat!

This would be both funny and very horny at once.

What do you all think?

lordish