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KL700
New Member

2 Posts
3/06
Posted - Sep 1 2008 : 10:16PM
Sorry if this has been discussed here before (if so, please give
any links), but for any female readers (or even males ones) if a lady
asks online to write about something erotic you'd like doing with or
to her, what wording works or has worked for you (compared with what
doesn't and never has), whether it's fairly explicit, or is only
semi-explicit in nature, but builds a great picture in a lady's eye.
Edited by - KL700 on Sep 1 2008
gainsbarre
Member

You can be crazy or ugly, but not both.
122 Posts
6/04
Posted - Sep 1 2008 : 10:32PM
HAMLET
Lady, shall I lie in your lap?
Lying down at OPHELIA's feet
OPHELIA
No, my lord.
HAMLET
I mean, my head upon your lap?
OPHELIA
Ay, my lord.
HAMLET
Do you think I meant country matters?
OPHELIA
I think nothing, my lord.
HAMLET
That's a fair thought to lie between maids' legs.
OPHELIA
What is, my lord?
HAMLET
Nothing.
ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Sep 1 2008 : 10:42PM
gainsbarre, you win the fucking forum.
sheer brilliance.
MIkeHarris
New Member

1 Posts
3/06
Posted - Sep 1 2008 : 11:53PM
Cut the guy some slack fellas and help him out.
gainsbarre
Member

You can be crazy or ugly, but not both.
122 Posts
6/04
Posted - Sep 1 2008 : 11:55PM
Thanks, I'd like to think that Ivy League education occasionally comes in handy.
 
ma meeshka
Iconoclastic Member

3939 Posts
4/06
Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 1:25AM
hey, i don't have ivy league education and i GOT the joke.
as for the original question, it's too general. words like female and lady are so broad, they have no meaning. if you're talking about an individual, chances are you know them. if you know someone, you can ASK them what they like. get them to give suggestions.
some girls like romance, some like erotica, some like porn.
what more is there to say if the topic is so general?
for me, personally, i've asked and delivered what has been requested. you don't have to be well-read and good with words, but it helps. for romance and erotica at least.
if 18-year-old crack addicts can spout out fuck-talk on command, then so can you.
not sure if that approaches helpful, but i tried.
gainsbarre
Member

You can be crazy or ugly, but not both.
122 Posts
6/04
Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 2:13AM
Sheesh, I must be losing my touch. When I used that line at the Harvard Club IT KILLED.
cobalt60
Knuckle Dragger

2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 1:04PM
Good advice. You need to understand what is expected of you before you either a) wax too poetic or b) embarrass yourself or, worst of all, c) inspire yawns.
Perhaps you could ask for samples from the person in question of things they found exciting in the past. That would give you something to go on. Otherwise, you get the kind of advice I gave you in the other thread where you asked this question.
LubeNLuv
Senior Member

1854 Posts
3/06
Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 2:26PM
Do yourself a favor....go hit up the Literotica story board. Read any of the stories posted in the top 10 category for inspiration. They even do a great job of categorizing them. Start with soft eroticism and see how she responds....then you can move up from there. After reading a few and writing one or two, you'll get the hang of it.
Edited by - lubenluv on 9/2/2008 2:28:06 PM
Pagoda
Senior Member

Thread Killer
1747 Posts
10/05
Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 3:01PM
^^ +1
Be sure to include all the senses in your description. That's what most people forget to do.
cobalt60
Knuckle Dragger

2046 Posts
2/03
Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 4:48PM
Yes, but words like "bleach" and "tuna" and "unwashed ass" do not necessarily engage the senses in the way she is likely to respond to favorably, neither "abraded" nor "contused" nor "ear-piercing" .. unless, of course, she's into BDSM, in which case abrading, contusing and ear-piercing shrieks may be exactly what gets her motor running.
LubeNLuv
Senior Member

1854 Posts
3/06
Posted - Sep 2 2008 : 6:02PM
If she's into BDSM, the phrase "On your knees slut" is likely all you need learn anyways.
Clay
Member

216 Posts
8/00
Posted - Sep 5 2008 : 12:05AM
Around my house it has to be something pretty sick and perverted like "I'll do the dishes..."



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