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Bob All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Oct 21 2007 : 2:07PM
. . . I'm gonna scream, go postal, something along those lines.
That bit of porn dialogue is almost as scripted these days as "fuck my tight pussy".
I can just imagine these performers thinking, "What stupid idiots these pathetic guys are for believing this crap!"
Wanting to lick, suck, tongue someone else's (clean) ass? Sure -- been there, done that, will do it again.
But begging to taste your own ass from someone else's dick or fingers? In the passion of the moment, it could happen. But to beg for it? If it's not a heavily dominant-submissive role-playing situation? Give me a fucking break!
Yeah, I know -- it's all fantasy. But even if I found it erotic, there's only so far that I can willingly suspend my sense of disbelief.
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Bob All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Oct 21 2007 : 2:11PM
And any porn that presupposes that I, the viewer, am a complete moron is an instant wood killer.
sam46
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Posted - Oct 21 2007 : 2:18PM
Even more bizarre is the term "taste my ass juices" which I hear all the time. What is ass juice, diarrhea?
Of course they think we are idiots!
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Posted - Oct 21 2007 : 2:18PM
Bob, when a girl is begging to taste her ass she is in pain and wants to take a break.
Bob All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Oct 21 2007 : 2:27PM
^^^^^^
Then the director should tell her beforehand just to pop the guy's cock out of her ass and into her pussy or mouth, with nary a word spoken.
 
Bob All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Oct 21 2007 : 2:28PM
Better yet, she could jam the guy's face into her ass or pussy.
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Posted - Oct 21 2007 : 2:36PM
Agreed.
I'm starting to think that every director should be strapped to a chair with their eyes propped open and be forced to watch their own porn until they cum or go stark raving mad, whichever comes first. Better they should be institutionalized than treat us as if we've been lobotomized.
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Posted - Oct 21 2007 : 3:05PM
This begs the question I have long had. If any of you female performers are here please answer. How do they (you) keep from getting sick when sucking fecal matter off a guys dick and how do you keep from getting a raging pussy infection of some sort when letting a guy go from your ass or someones elses ass straight to your pussy. I know all about your enemas and such but it's still gotta be nasty. I lay awake nights wondering.
Ordell
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Posted - Oct 21 2007 : 3:28PM
Funny part is, this stuff all sounds like dialog in gay porn. :)
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Posted - Oct 21 2007 : 3:43PM
This A2M sickness is another one of those dumb things that directors have somehow concluded we ALL want to see. It's just as contrived as the bird-feed-jerkathon, except it's utterly disgusting. I guess I missed the day smelling shit on a girl's breath was declared sexy.
BumBum
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Posted - Oct 21 2007 : 9:56PM
I agree with Tone: Who wants to see this. It's preposteous! Except I have no idea what "bird feed jerkathon" means.
I also think DPs are gross.
I don't like facials.
I don't like more guys than gals.
What the hell is wrong with just fucking a hot chick orally , vaginally, and anally?
below_me
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Posted - Oct 21 2007 : 11:06PM
Girls don't like the taste of their own ass..Well thats news to me. I've seen it done so much i just assumed they all loved it.
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Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 12:11AM
Yes. I'm also tired of creampies, cumfarts (or is that the same thing?), facials, fake tits, nylons, feet, gobbling like a turkey, yellow skin, tit fucking, ball licking and fake moaning. Hey, I just realized I don't even like porn!
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Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 12:12AM
I don't mind it. It's gotten laughable, but I don't mind it really. When I'm watching porn, I don't have any expectation that there's anything real about it.
But, I do agree that this particular line is getting old. It would be nice if they could come up more creative dialogue.
DELILAH STRONG
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Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 12:24AM
i realize the begging might be a little much and yes when we get sore we do atm's to give our asses a break BUT i honestly dont mind doing atm's at all both from my ass or another girls.... i prefer to go from pussy to ass and then back to pussy THEN taste it the combination is really sweet!!!!
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Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 12:51AM
This is a great thread. Very humorous. Brandon Iron, if you are reading this, I think your next series should be called Bird Feed Jerkathon! One of the beautiful things about porn is that you can see and hear things like, "I want to taste my ass juices!' or "make my ass cum so I can lick it off your cock!" and then the girl does an A2M. Yes, folks you can get all of this for a measley $4 rental fee. It's entertainment like that that makes you want to stand up, salute the American Flag and say, "God Bless America!" And for all you guys that don't like it, more like it than hate it. This is evident by the popularity of the the Dirty Anal/A2M thread.
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Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 12:55AM
Yeah these porn directors seem to make porn for themselves and other directors to see who can be the most extreme. Just because it's deemed the hot thing by the porn world doesnt mean its a hot thing in the regular world.
maniac killa
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Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 12:56AM
and can a girl really cum from her ass? wouldnt that be shitting?
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Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 1:46AM
hmmm...damn delilah...lol...but is that to say you actually enjoy it and savor it or just accept it as a part of the job?
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Edited by - hardware on 10/22/2007 1:50:58 AM
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You and I shall be wed.
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Gabriela Rossi
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Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 2:16AM
Backdoorman said
"This begs the question I have long had. If any of you female performers are here please answer. How do they (you) keep from getting sick when sucking fecal matter off a guys dick and how do you keep from getting a raging pussy infection of some sort when letting a guy go from your ass or someones elses ass straight to your pussy. I know all about your enemas and such but it's still gotta be nasty. I lay awake nights wondering."
Trust me, ATMs and anal-to-pussy DO cause horrendous infections on female performers. The worst is going from a female co-star's ass into your mouth. The rather frequent practice of doing enemas and douching doesn't help matters much either. I have come under harsh criticism from certain directors for refusing to do ATM and anal-to-pussy. But it's my number one priority to be healthy for future jobs.
ma meeshka
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Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 2:50AM
what porn doesn't presuppose that the view is a moron?
it redefines the term 'lowest common denominator'.
Edited by - ma meeshka on 10/22/2007 2:50:51 AM
Bob All-Star Supporter
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C'mon meesh! You're just being a bitter Russian again!
ma meeshka
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nyet!
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Just watch some Europorn, dude...
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Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 10:36AM
I know you can't say, but I'd love to know which directors push you to endanger your health for this stupid reason.
backdoorman
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Posted - Oct 22 2007 : 12:10PM
@Gabriela Rossi
I love a good anal scene and have always enjoyed doing my girlfriends anally but the ATM and ATP is something we have always avoided.I think you are being very smart to not do this. It doesn't bother me to see girls doing it but I just think its crazy and shows no concern for their personal health. I don't find it a particular turn on to watch either
sort of like all the spitting and slobbering. Thank you for the reply. You confirm what I thought. I was wondering if they take any more precautions like antibiotics or something.
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Edited by - hardware on 10/22/2007 3:21:29 PM
Bobbi Starr
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Posted - Oct 23 2007 : 1:56AM
As a performer, I actually do enjoy doing ATM from my ass and other performers' asses. Its filthy, taboo, there is some (small) risk involved, and as a result its pretty hot. What I will not do, is ass to pussy. The likelihood of a bacterial infection for me is easily 100%, no matter whose ass or how clean. That being said, there are some performers who do ass to pussy with some regularity without getting infections who, by the way, I am envious of. Every girl has her own physical threshold.
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Posted - Oct 23 2007 : 2:27AM
Bob, it could be worse. At least TASTIN' FUCKIN' ASS! has not become a porn catch phrase yet, not even in Nick Manning scenes.
Bob All-Star Supporter
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It could always be worse and frequently is.
But could it be better?
backdoorman
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Posted - Oct 23 2007 : 10:18AM
Bobbi you could probably talk me into anything ! :)
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Posted - Oct 23 2007 : 10:51AM
I don't like it when porn girls start screaming fuck my tight wet pink pussy or pull my blonde hair or fuck me in my white ass and stuff like that. It's very artificial.
Now when it comes a porn girl tasting her own ass, it simply doesn't turn me on.
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Posted - Oct 23 2007 : 11:34AM
and we love you doing atms Bobbi . I don't know why it's so hard for you guys to realize that some girls might actually be into doing them, themselves. I've been with two girls in my PERSONAL life who were really turned on by atms, and would ask for them themselves.
Not all girls are pink loving barbie dolls who go Eww to everything and anything, and would only do these sort of things for money. Some girls are just that damn nasty and kinky...believe it or not.
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Posted - Oct 23 2007 : 12:22PM
Bobbi...You're hired baby! :-)
 
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Posted - Oct 23 2007 : 3:34PM
If you're referring to my original post, I don't think you read it very carefully. I didn't claim that no woman likes to suck a cock that's just been pulled from her ass.
Instead, I said that hackneyed lines like "Please let me taste my ass!" and "I want to taste my ass juices!" -- which now accompany almost every ATM scene -- have proliferated to the point where their utterance sounds ridiculously contrived.
Almost as ridiculously contrived as dialogue like, "Fuck my nasty, tight, wet, white, teenage whore-pussy with your big, hard, black man-meat, Pimp Daddy!"
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Edited by - bob on 10/23/2007 3:37:12 PM

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The thing that makes a rump steak juicy.
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Posted - Oct 23 2007 : 4:44PM
Well, Ass Juice is 2 things. One, it's what the girl licks off the guy's cock after her ass cums! (I know that sounds silly, but I've seen several discs where the girl cries out, "my ass is cumming" or something along those lines." And yes I know that an ass really doesn't cum. Secondly, Ass Juice is one of the house specials at the Double Down Saloon in Las Vegas, along with the Bacon Martini.
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Posted - Oct 24 2007 : 9:51PM
For those of you that use the term moron in all the discussion of atm I think you need to learn more about the human body. Ass juice is nothing more than mucous which you have in your sinuses as well. It s just from your colon instead. Now, that being said if it IS ass juice then there is little chance that there is fecal matter and in fact its better if they take a shit before the scene to AVOID the nastiness, as you call it. Enemas leave more stuff behind and actually INCREASE the chance of contamination. Just wanted to set some things straight I love it when a girl takes it right out of her ass and into her mouth the problem is that they try to wipe it off. thats when I delete the file thanks I'll have more later
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Posted - Oct 24 2007 : 10:15PM
Ass juice, ass jelly, whatever you want to call it tastes very sweet, for me it's similar to when I ovulate-it tastes great! It's not shit. Now-as far as the dialogue, in many A2M movies, directors actually ask you to say these things because it's the "theme" of the movie...
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Posted - Oct 24 2007 : 10:48PM
Believe me Sasha -- I never thought they were improvised lines. Hence my annoyance with directors for feeding those lines to talent.
ma meeshka
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Posted - Oct 24 2007 : 11:37PM
bob: you should be a porn valley script writer.
i'm only being slightly facetious. it would be awesome if someone of your calibre were to take on the task, even though it seems like a highly dubious job.
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Write scripts? Are you kidding?
Like everyone else in Hollywood, I want to direct!
Mister Satan
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Posted - Oct 25 2007 : 1:36AM
^ the one trick pony stays in the stable
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I still get off watching a chick say she wants to taste her own ass. It at least lets me know she's participating and is into the scene. Lets me know she wants to become one with the(and by association, my) penis, mind, heart, body and soul.
Edited by - Mister Satan on 10/25/2007 1:38:05 AM
Bob All-Star Supporter
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You talking to me?
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This is why they are called porn stars, because they do things that your wife and girlfriend don't and won't do.
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Posted - Oct 25 2007 : 2:51AM
Let's just say it's for those who don't ;)
It's like the Daddy's Worst Nightmare series...if you want me to scream "I love this big black nigger cock" I'm going to make it as ridiculous and loud as possible! Although, at home whilst being plunged in the butt I do ask to taste my ass, because I really crave it :)
Oh and...+1 on what Bobbi said infection like a mofo! Although ass to pussy turns me on, unless I have a month to take off, and I'm doing it off camera no maam!
the fuck junkie ♠
Edited by - sashagrey on 10/25/2007 2:54:16 AM
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By the way Sasha Grey , I loved your wet performance in Squirt Gangbang ( EA ) but ...I was wondering if you would ever consider doing a nasty hardcore lesbian squirt video that involved you strapping on a dildo and fucking another girl hard in her pussy and ass until she squirts all over a bucket and then you drink all those juices down...not like in Squirt Gangbang where you were only drinking the squirt juices from them wet pussys?? :)

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Posted - Oct 25 2007 : 3:22AM
Well said. And when it's hot it usually means it's here to stay.. until we think up something more taboo and hence hotter of course..
Edited by - Vooodoo on 10/25/2007 3:39:16 AM
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Posted - Oct 25 2007 : 3:23AM
there's absofuckinglutely nothing wrong with a female babe saying "taste my ass" referring to her ass ofcourse.
in fact. that's a sure guarantee that your eyes will be glued to the set, a sure way that the video will rent, and a sure way that the video will sell.
if she's hot and I mean burning steaming, skyscraper boner hot, and she says that..fuck! Im renting it, buying it, referring it, fuck..I'll probably bumper sticker it till my car becomes a fucking classic!
bottom line is, if a hot babe says, "taste my ass", I'll stick my tongue so far up her ass, and come back for my tongue on the next Halley's Comet return
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