I like his writing, but he comes off as a real conceited ass. Was he really bragging about his shirt? Seriously??? Plus, he must not be doing all that great if he's in the same line as others. I didn't hear him mention any other top shelf male stars in the line with him. Oh well... - Swirlie CEO Jimmy Hooligan - My Porn Alter Ego
Without doing porn, I am terrified by this. However:He should have included this in the article instead of mentioning it in a comment imho. Edited by - posthum on 6/21/2010 1:21:39 PM
And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me... 1423 Posts 3/09
Posted - Jun 21 2010 : 2:23PM
Artistic license or not, the scenario is emotionally real enough. Real experiences of an long established event are pretty interchangeable anyway; it becomes a general truth for the whole experience. Pretty much bottom of the barrel, porn Hell.
Yeah, I've read other writings about bukkakes. They all mentioned the stench of sperm and the depressing atmosphere of such shoots. I've yet to come across a report from the perspective of a girl being the center of attention in something like this. Not that surprising, I think those events make for a story I wouldn't want to share either.
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Posted - Jun 21 2010 : 3:48PM
Point of note, in his first few lines at the very top of the page he used to word "creative." I almost missed that, but I was recently listening to an audio book and they more or less said that, "While we try to be a accurate as possible when recreating the accounts from the diaries and journals, we took some creative liberties to make it flow better" Translation, "we made some stuff up" LOL.
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Posted - Jun 21 2010 : 3:51PM
Funny thing is, if a guy feels this way after only spanking it off, imagine what the girl must feel like? Leah Luv left the biz almost immediately after her Gokkun scene. And some people wonder why all girls don't want to stick around in porn.
I lived in Van Nuys for ten months last year. I got to do a few of those "innocent bystander" gets grabbed up by pornstars shoots for different websites, and did some mope work, somewhere in the neighborhood of 20 shoots. And I took part in a bukkake shoot. And this is a very fictional account of what it is like. Certainly it isn't glamorous, but it's nowhere near as gnarly as this guy makes it sound. I did it knowing it would be "hostile territory" as far as getting and maintaining wood, and being able to "pop" in a room full of naked nasty dudes. And it was. But I did it, and figured if I could get through that, I could get through anything "the industry" could throw at me. I wouldn't argue that it was in fact the nastiest, gnarliest thing I did in porn. And once was enough for me. But while there are some parts of this that ring true, I gotta say the majority of it is horseshit. And much like the way Mr. Knight says the mopes will never be pornstars, he will never be a writer. And a $1500 shirt just marks the wearer as a fashion victim. Edited by - raybbaby on 6/21/2010 5:12:05 PM
If ever i get invited to a bukkake shoot as a mope i must remember to get a rad shirt,forget about the sperm count just turn the collar up on the shirt and blast that seed high in the air while the other mopes look on and marvel at my stylish clothes.
Wielding a sword without fear of it is to be unworthy of the blade. 1441 Posts 5/10
Posted - Jun 21 2010 : 10:30PM
Sucks for him...uh am i supposed to feel bad cuz oddly i dont if that is all thats left of your porn career maybe you should uuuhm....find another trade! Crimson Rain...What A Sight
Seems like some people just don't appreciate bukkake. Admittedly, the reality of shooting a bukkake scene is probably the farthest thing from sexy you could possibly imagine (Especially if you're a straight male but even more especially if you're a straight male who doesn't even like bukkake) but these people really aren't doing this for their own pleasure. The important thing is the product. Paint stinks and artistic ability isn't something that comes easily or naturally to most people but most of us appreciate a nice painting when it's done and hanging on a wall (Or in a gallery). I know a lot of people don't think porn is art (I do but that's beside the point) but that was just for the sake of making an easy comparison. I've gone through things in my sex life where I came face to face with the difference between a nice fantasy and a harsh reality. Things I'd always fantasized about (And still do) were actually pretty unpleasant or just mundane when taken out of the fantasy land where everything goes just right and brought into the real world where a fart at the worst possible moment can ruin the whole thing. It can be especially uncomfortable to try and do this stuff with people who just aren't into it at all and that is undoubtedly something that screws up no small amount of porn. It doesn't matter how badly these people want to perform well. If they can't get themselves into what they're doing, it'll be a miracle if it comes out looking like they enjoyed it.
By the way, I think it's awesome that he found a way to work a subplot about the shirt into an article about a bukkake scene. I think Tyler is a decent performer, seemed like a nice guy when he posted here. The way he wrote that was pretty entertaining and engaging if you ask me. Edited by - randomprecision on 6/22/2010 6:32:53 AM
I love the way piss smells. But then, I like everything about piss games except for the fact that they haven't really found a way to make it all that fun to watch. But then, when you have to pretend it's ejaculation so the feds don't arrest you for offending people, you're pretty much stuck with pretending it's girl cum. I'm aware the Europeans make a variety of piss porn. Unfortunately, they don't do much more than turn the girls into piss fountains. My kink is a little more along the lines of drinking it and playing toilet games. If I want to see a fountain, there are plenty of them in cities around the world. Edited by - randomprecision on 6/22/2010 7:50:47 PM
Posted - Jun 21 2010 : 12:25PM
