Question: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
Answer: Obviously your husband can not get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old college roommates involved too? If you are still aprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If your still not sure then just perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.

Question: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
Answer: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is thank him by performing it twice a day: then cook him a nice meal.

Question: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
Answer: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you don't love your man as much as you should: He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.

Question: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
Answer: Your clitoris is of no concern of your husband. If you must mess with it do it on your own time or ask your best freind to help. You may wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him and cook him a nice meal.

Question: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.
Answer: I am not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you have forgotten to cook him a nice meal.