All in the name of good fun, if pornstars were ingredients.. what would be your recipe for the perfect woman? Also.. explain WHY for each ingredient. BONUS if you use photos in your recipe.


Here's mine:

1) Deepthroating ability of Annette Schwarz. Does this really need an explanation? I saw her once take Mandingo (I believe it was him, if not it might as well have been) like it was nothing. Also would throw in a dash of Sasha Grey for this because she's also pretty spectacular for this and is the only woman I've ever seen take a guys cock AND balls entirely entire her mouth. Granted, the guy was no Mandingo, but still was impressive feat and hot to see

2) Love of big toys of Layla from laylaextreme.com. Yea yea... hot dog in a hallway problem.. but it's still hot. Whenever I need a rest.. I would totally get off on fucking her with all those big toys. I don't always have to be fucking a woman to derive pleasure from her.. anything I do to her that drives her wild with lust.. will do the same to me. Would throw in any girl from brutaldildos.com who is a regular at that site because she LOVES big toys.

3) Love of latex of Lucy from rubber-passion.com. Gotta love a woman who wants to be covered/bound in latex 24/7!

4) Love of strict bondage of Charlotte Brooke from charlottefetish.com. What's hotter than a woman who wants to be bound on a display stand for her man's viewing pleasure all day awaiting his use? That's her definition of a "perfect wife". Can't say I disagree. :) I would throw in a dash of just about any girl who's ever been a regular on Houseofgord.com (Charlotte has been one of them).

5) Love of being covered in cum of Haily Young. Could be other women used as ingredients here, but there is huge difference between being "willing" to be covered in cum and "wanting" to be covered in cum. In most bukkake gang-bangs type scenes.. the woman usually falls into the later. So I haven't seen that many of these type of scenes.. but I have seen Haily Young practically beg for it. And all I know is that any woman of mine better like to be covered in my cum.. because that's the way she is going to be most of the time. ;)

6) The general try anything nastiness of Bilara. Ok.. I get that everyone has a few "moral circuit breakers" of things they simply know they don't ever want to try. I have a small handful myself.. however, if a woman's list of things she will never ever do is a mile long.. that is a HUGE turn off for me. Even if most of those things I may never want to try.. if the woman is controlling that they are off the table and will never be on the table.. I don't respond to that. I would do almost anything to give her pleasure... I expect no less than the same in return.

7) Submissiveness of Sarah Jayne Ceylon. There could be others out there. Problem is, I've seen a lot of porn stars "dabble" in doing a bdsm shoot as being the submissive. But it's not their main thing, and are as equally likely to be a femdom in another scene. Sarah Jayne is the only one that comes to mind that I have never seen her do ANYTHING but submissive scenes. Female submissiveness (not to be confused with being a doormat) seems to be becoming so rare.. it's becoming the thing of myth and legend. This is probably the most important ingredient of all.

8) Exuding sexuality from her facial expressions and the eagerness of Stoya. I've never a scene with Stoya where every single expression on her face for the entire scene doesn't look like she absolutly positivily LOVES what she is doing/being done to her. Just the look in her eyes is about enough to make one cum. Not saying that what she does with the rest of her body is noteworthy. It must be that everything she is feeling is manifesting itself in her facial expressions, so much so that I can watch an entire scene of her's and notice nothing but her face.

9) Ability to cum/squirt of Cytheria. There is a saying that goes "For men, anything that happens 30 seconds before sex is foreplay. For women, everything that happens 24 hours before sex is foreplay". I'm sorry, if you can't masturbate yourself from 0 to orgasm within 5-6 minutes (about 3 minutes for a guy), assuming it's at least been a few hours since your last orgasm, then IMHO, you need to get better in touch with your sexuality. Because if you can't make yourself cum within just a few minutes.. then how in the world is anyone else going to? Not every sexual encounter needs to be this 1 to 2 hour long "event" where 3/4 of it is just trying to get her "in the mood". Some of the best sex is bending a woman over, ripping her clothes off, fucking her brains out for 5 minutes.. covering her pussy with cum, rubbing her panties in it, putting her now soaked panties back on her to remind her of your need of her and that you will continue again later and then going right back to what you were doing. That's how you have sex 10+ times a day. Honestly that's why I think a lot of guys start to loose interest in sex as they get older. It's really not that they don't want to have sex.. they just grow tired of the 9 to 1 ratio of foreplay to actual fucking that it takes to get their wife in the mood. But anyway, I've seen Cytheria cum at least 5 times in one scene. If she fakes.. I don't want to know about it. And of course her squirting ability is legendary. Need I say more? I would drink a woman's liquid like that as my sole sorce of hydration. So needing my woman to cum for me like I need to breath.. would be the literal truth! >:)

10) Down to earthness/girl next dorishness/intelligence of Bobbi Star. I don't know Bobbi of course.. but I have heard her interviewed, and if she is anything like she comes across on her interviews, then this ingredient is a no-brainer. For what's the purpose of having a submissive sex slave nympho if she is also bat-sh!t crazy? :) lol Not saying that porn stars are bat-sh!t crazy.. there's just a rule of thumb that for women there is a relationship between being extremely sexual/hot and being crazy. Of course there's no actual data behind that, it just "seems" to be an observation that guys make.. Bobbi appears to be a perfect example of a big exception to this rule. :) Although there are plenty of others that also seem to have their act together and have their head on straight.

11) Ability to take a hard face fucking of Cody from tryteens.com. A girl who can give an amazing BJ is one thing.. but sometimes you just want to take matters into your own hands, and sometimes I like it rough. ;) And Cody can take a face pounding like no one I've ever seen. Well.. actually I seen a couple rougher, but don't know their names. And if there is anythin ruffer than that.. I wouldn't want to do. I don't want to actually cause physical harm on purpose. Well.. that is unless it was strictly controlled and is what really turned HER on. I should never say never.. I don't have very many limits when it comes to pleasure.. ;) lol

12) Ability to take a hard pounding of Jesse Jane. Ok.. there is a time and place for "slow and tender" but often I just want to say "fuck that" and actually.. well.. FUCK! Haven't seen this in most of her scenes.. but there's a handful of them, especially one with Evan Stone where he fucks her insanely hard and she only seems to be saying "more". HOT!



Ok.. there's my ingredients off the top of my head. If I think of any more to add.. I will. You will notice that I didn't have any ingredient for "looks". I could easly say "this girls ass/ that girls tits/ this girls face/ that girls legs and so on". Feel free to add those ingredients also if you wish. I COULD do that.. but I didn't.. simply because if a woman had even a FRACTION of all my ingredients, it wouldn't matter what she looked like.. I could love her forever. Ok.. that might be a slight exaggeration.. so let me rephrase.. as long as she didn't look like Godzilla or anything.. I could love her forever. :) lol

So what's would your recipe be? Of course this is just all meant to be in good fun.. :)

Edited by - soragesum on Mar 18 2010