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Evil_Rip
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Power overwhelming
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Posted - Apr 2 2000 : 12:29AM
If they made an Adult Feature Film of your Life..
Who would you have play you and who would be your co-stars?And Why

Edited by - evil_rip on Jan 24 2001

Darkmage
Member

State of Denial
328 Posts
11/99
Posted - Apr 4 2000 : 7:57PM
I hate to say this, but it would probably be Ron Jeremy if you starved him for a month. Nobody else is hairy enough, I'm afraid.
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dr_hypothesis
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47 Posts
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Posted - Apr 5 2000 : 5:34PM
No idea who would play me. Haven't really seen any male porn stars that resemble me. Since i'm a virgin, there would be no co-stars. Talk about a boring porn that noone would watch. It'd just be a guy jerking off. Hehehe
sonic
Deactivated User

1178 Posts
12/99
Posted - Apr 5 2000 : 5:43PM
I'll hire James Bonn to play me...or that handsome guy in Pin Ups 2 (the one in the very beginning).
-lunacy-
Senior Member

1081 Posts
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Posted - Apr 5 2000 : 7:09PM
I'd hire Gweneth Paltrow to play me, and Saki and Dug would be my co-stars. ROFL
 
Saki
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2087 Posts
11/99
Posted - Apr 5 2000 : 7:10PM
sonic: Do you mean the only guy in Pin-Ups 2?
Just giving you a hard time... The guy's name is Dale Bonet.
Saki
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sonic
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1178 Posts
12/99
Posted - Apr 5 2000 : 9:43PM
Saki
Yes, him.
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6409 Posts
11/99
Posted - Apr 7 2000 : 11:02AM
Rickie Lee Jones
she's just so damn cool
Evil_Rip
Senior Member

Power overwhelming
1117 Posts
12/99
Posted - Apr 9 2000 : 1:56AM
Steph:
who is she? what has she done?
Janitor
Retired

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Posted - Apr 9 2000 : 11:47AM
[url=465984]http://www.rickieleejones.com</A
She's a musician. So many musicians try to look cool by being tormented - well, she looks cool while also appearing jolly. She has one hell of a voice too.
Morrigan
Member

Dark side of the moon
73 Posts
4/00
Posted - Apr 29 2000 : 9:39AM
Why can't I be in my own porn movie? If people are going to be having sex, I want to be involved, dammit.
LOL
Oh, and Darkmage: Ron Jeremy isn't hairy ENOUGH! (KIDDING-I'm only kidding)
astroknight All-Star Supporter
Questionable Moderator

Tastes so good...
4187 Posts
11/99
Posted - Jan 24 2001 : 7:50PM
The tough part will be getting Harrison Ford to come back so that Darkmage can play his sidekick again.
2dvd
Senior Member

Trading DVDs
1447 Posts
12/00
Posted - Jan 25 2001 : 3:42PM
Congrats DR. on being a virgin. I guess being here in this forum you will learn alot about sex before the big night.

For me, probably Vince V.

Endorphin
Luminary

1185 Posts
3/00
Posted - Jan 26 2001 : 7:49AM
I would play myself and my costars would be Alexandra Silk, Racquel Darian, Melanie Stone, Misty Rain, Dee, Julie Ashton and many more.

Hey! I'm allowed to use creative license just like Hollywod

Still campaigning for Alexandra Silk

Endorphin's Lair

FREE THE WEED

Edited by - Endorphin on Jan 26 2001

2dvd
Senior Member

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Posted - Jan 26 2001 : 1:45PM
Oh I forgot my co-stars. They would have to be Tia Bella, Lexus, Jenna Jameson and Devon. Oh Wendi Knight and Kitty Monroe too.
 
dumblonde
Senior Member

2352 Posts
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Posted - Jan 26 2001 : 4:44PM
Hmm..I always thought it would be fun to do kind of a 'Thelma & Louise' meets Dumb & Dumber Blonde, with me and my best friend. Many of our escapades would be perfect for a porno. No, we can't act, so naturally we should star in it as well, and most of it would just be a re-enactment anyway.

This, of course, would be the prequel to 'Return To Dildo Mountin'

Edited by - dumblonde on Feb 14 2001

Magnet12
Member

488 Posts
1/01
Posted - Jan 26 2001 : 5:07PM
Oh! It is really an amazing and good question. I will never hire anyone but I would play myself. I will play as a main character and my co-stars must be purely comsumate and gorgeous chicks like Jenna Janine Chasey Tera Patrick Lexus. So my movie is deservedly dubbed " The Kingdom of Sex " If many professional actors such as stephDunn Saki Lunacy are included in this epic movie It will be very very good for me!!!

Magnet12

Edited by - Magnet12 on Jan 26 2001

Edited by - Magnet12 on Jan 26 2001

The informant
Member

9 Posts
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Posted - Jan 27 2001 : 12:57AM
I would deffinately have to say that Zoe would have to play myself - I relate mostly to her and feel we have some of the same physical attributes (specially with the new look she has on her site www.xxxzoe.com). And of course the leading man would have to be Evan Stone and my lover would have to be Tyler Wood!! Of course my nympho friends in the flick would be played by Kendra Jade, Chrissy Sparks, Michael Ryan, Keri Windsor, Ron Jeremy and Anna Malle - I love that woman!!
dumblonde
Senior Member

2352 Posts
7/00
Posted - Jan 27 2001 : 1:45AM
Quote: "If many professional actors such as stephDunn Saki Lunacy are included in this epic movie It will be very very good for me!!!"

LOL! Really, you guys, you've been too modest. I had no idea
you were 'pros', heh heh. Learn somethin new everyday!

torris
Senior Member

Deep within Mila's anus
1827 Posts
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Posted - Feb 15 2001 : 9:54AM
HeyNow All-Star Supporter
Oblivious

Gold Star Hey!
5965 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jan 1 2011 : 2:05AM
For me it would be a fat guy. Sitting around. And Kara Novak.
Why is this in star tossed?
deeluve22
Member

202 Posts
5/09
Posted - Jan 1 2011 : 1:31PM
Let see:
- I would be Sledgehammer (sans huge penis...more like with a medium size penis)
- My homie would be L.T.
- His GF would be Kristina Rose.
- Her Best friends would be Tatiana Kush & Melody Nakai.
- KR's mother would be Vannah Sterling.
- My current crush would be Leah Jaye.
- Her BF would that light-skin dude with the Ponytail from Pink Visual (don't know his name).
The plot would revolve around trying to pry my crush away from her BF. Of course, I'm getting (sexual) tips from my homie, his girl and her best friends. Even my homie's girls' mother wants to help.
In the end, my crush's bf and I decide to share her, ending in a threesome...
(Geez, I can write this script right now!)
Desitatta
Member

477 Posts
12/10
Posted - Jan 1 2011 : 7:56PM
Good topic and very interesting. Would love to make a porn movie.
First of all I would play (Hot latino boy...hehe)
Brea Bennett as Maria (My highschool crush and my first, they look identical)
Jenna Haze as Eve (My ex, looks like Jenna but Jenna has sexier body)
Nikki Benz as Anette (My friend Jims mother, she is blond, has a pretty face and excellent boobs just like Miss Benz)
Shy Love as Kathrine (My boss, not as sexy as Shy but they have both very sexy body, despite Kathrine giving birth less then a year ago)
Melanie Rios as Camilla (My coworker, she is very sexy. Doesn't look like Melanie, but she's from Mexico and is very, very sexy)
Valerie Rios as Denize (Camillas sister, she is neither sexy or hot, but Valerie can play her cuz I've want to fuck her)
Adriana Milano as Adriana Milano ( My fav pornstar after Brea Bennett. She will be in the movie just because I want to fuck her..hehe)
Just in case...Yes I've slept with them(not Adriana)..sorry Jim...=)

Dubious_Leftovers
Senior Member

And on that fateful day, the hatred consumed me...
1423 Posts
3/09
Posted - Jan 1 2011 : 8:27PM
I suppose, out of the male porn stars doing the circuit, Omar Galanti physically resembles me the most (not that he really looks anything like me - and his cock's bigger, but we're talking about closest types). Also, he'd have to do a southern English accent, which would be fun as he seems to speak no English whatsoever.
As for co-stars, well, I've fucked quite a few randoms, so anyone would do...
cherrybomb
Member

471 Posts
12/20
Posted - Jan 2 2021 : 12:36PM
Eva Angelina possibly.

And lots of random guys with some stamina, I guess.

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