I hate to say this, but it would probably be Ron Jeremy if you starved him for a month. Nobody else is hairy enough, I'm afraid. ------------------ "If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?"
No idea who would play me. Haven't really seen any male porn stars that resemble me. Since i'm a virgin, there would be no co-stars. Talk about a boring porn that noone would watch. It'd just be a guy jerking off. Hehehe
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Posted - Apr 5 2000 : 5:43PM
I'll hire James Bonn to play me...or that handsome guy in Pin Ups 2 (the one in the very beginning).
sonic: Do you mean the only guy in Pin-Ups 2? Just giving you a hard time... The guy's name is Dale Bonet. Saki ------------------ [url=455144]My Adult DVD List</A (Updated 04/04/00) | [url=455145]My Adult DVD Reviews</A [This message has been edited by Saki (edited April 05, 2000).]
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Posted - Apr 9 2000 : 11:47AM
[url=465984]http://www.rickieleejones.com</A She's a musician. So many musicians try to look cool by being tormented - well, she looks cool while also appearing jolly. She has one hell of a voice too.
Why can't I be in my own porn movie? If people are going to be having sex, I want to be involved, dammit. LOL Oh, and Darkmage: Ron Jeremy isn't hairy ENOUGH! (KIDDING-I'm only kidding)
Hmm..I always thought it would be fun to do kind of a 'Thelma & Louise' meets Dumb & Dumber Blonde, with me and my best friend. Many of our escapades would be perfect for a porno. No, we can't act, so naturally we should star in it as well, and most of it would just be a re-enactment anyway.
This, of course, would be the prequel to 'Return To Dildo Mountin'
Oh! It is really an amazing and good question. I will never hire anyone but I would play myself. I will play as a main character and my co-stars must be purely comsumate and gorgeous chicks like Jenna Janine Chasey Tera Patrick Lexus. So my movie is deservedly dubbed " The Kingdom of Sex " If many professional actors such as stephDunn Saki Lunacy are included in this epic movie It will be very very good for me!!!
I would deffinately have to say that Zoe would have to play myself - I relate mostly to her and feel we have some of the same physical attributes (specially with the new look she has on her site www.xxxzoe.com). And of course the leading man would have to be Evan Stone and my lover would have to be Tyler Wood!! Of course my nympho friends in the flick would be played by Kendra Jade, Chrissy Sparks, Michael Ryan, Keri Windsor, Ron Jeremy and Anna Malle - I love that woman!!
Let see: - I would be Sledgehammer (sans huge penis...more like with a medium size penis) - My homie would be L.T. - His GF would be Kristina Rose. - Her Best friends would be Tatiana Kush & Melody Nakai. - KR's mother would be Vannah Sterling. - My current crush would be Leah Jaye. - Her BF would that light-skin dude with the Ponytail from Pink Visual (don't know his name). The plot would revolve around trying to pry my crush away from her BF. Of course, I'm getting (sexual) tips from my homie, his girl and her best friends. Even my homie's girls' mother wants to help. In the end, my crush's bf and I decide to share her, ending in a threesome... (Geez, I can write this script right now!)
Good topic and very interesting. Would love to make a porn movie. First of all I would play (Hot latino boy...hehe) Brea Bennett as Maria (My highschool crush and my first, they look identical) Jenna Haze as Eve (My ex, looks like Jenna but Jenna has sexier body) Nikki Benz as Anette (My friend Jims mother, she is blond, has a pretty face and excellent boobs just like Miss Benz) Shy Love as Kathrine (My boss, not as sexy as Shy but they have both very sexy body, despite Kathrine giving birth less then a year ago) Melanie Rios as Camilla (My coworker, she is very sexy. Doesn't look like Melanie, but she's from Mexico and is very, very sexy) Valerie Rios as Denize (Camillas sister, she is neither sexy or hot, but Valerie can play her cuz I've want to fuck her) Adriana Milano as Adriana Milano ( My fav pornstar after Brea Bennett. She will be in the movie just because I want to fuck her..hehe) Just in case...Yes I've slept with them(not Adriana)..sorry Jim...=)
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Posted - Jan 1 2011 : 8:27PM
I suppose, out of the male porn stars doing the circuit, Omar Galanti physically resembles me the most (not that he really looks anything like me - and his cock's bigger, but we're talking about closest types). Also, he'd have to do a southern English accent, which would be fun as he seems to speak no English whatsoever. As for co-stars, well, I've fucked quite a few randoms, so anyone would do...