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pil008 Member 138 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 23 2005 : 5:11PM If you were given the opportunity to make a porn feature... with a reasonable budget and the pick of today's talent... what sort of movie would you make? What specific sex acts would you include and how hot would you make it? Be realistic. I would make a sumptuous historical drama, mostly involving Asian actresses, like Kaylani Lei (who can act), Teanna Kei, Tricia Yen and various imported Japanese stars. The sex would be choreographed and beautifully lit. There would actually be very little hardcore, with more emphasis on eroticism and seduction. Specific sex acts would involve girls grinding pussies and a scene similar to "Ai no Corrida" where an egg is inserted into a vagina. I would also include a bath scene and a scene where a bound man is almost teased to death by two girls. Now what sort of movie would you make? Phil [Link]
dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00	Posted - Apr 25 2005 : 1:51PM If I was in it for the money, I'd just copy what everyone else is doing. Otherwise, I might make a movie about a bunch of actors who came to LA in hopes of being the next Brad Pitt, but end up working as clowns and male escorts. These guys are bitter and cynical, and when they're not in rehab or tweaking on a four day meth binge, they hang around a seedy non-descript strip mall storefront waiting on calls for bachelor/bachelorette parties or whatnot. Pop a cialis and they're good to go. to be continued.... Edited by - dumblonde on 4/25/2005 1:54:01 PM [Link]
vodka tonic coolest cucumber who 1243 Posts 11/02	Posted - Apr 25 2005 : 2:59PM When I fantasize, I always have this idea for a softcore series designed for women & gay men about a trio of male strippers striving in L.A, possibly starring Dante Brice & (if he'd like to act) Gio Ortega. Lots of stripping sequence in the club of course, but also typical nighttime-soap intrigues with their girlfriends (leading to sex), drug deals, Hollywood dreams... Quite reminiscent of Blondie's idea ! This could easily be tranlated into porn format à la "Naked Hollywood", with one eps. released each month, maybe even by Adam & Eve ? Tommy Gunn, Talon & Brian Pumper could star... [Link]
MASAMUNE Senior Member 1452 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 25 2005 : 3:05PM I would do something bondage inspired like the Fashionistas, only explore the bondage theme more. And mine would take place in the wild, wild west. This bondage/domination stuff is a gold mine but porn directors arn't ready to capitalize on it yet. I think it's because they're too afraid of falling short to The Fashionistas Edited by - masamune on 4/25/2005 3:20:48 PM [Link]
RubyRed Member 203 Posts 2/05	Posted - Apr 25 2005 : 3:56PM I would do something either like Valley of the Dolls, with three people aiming for stardom, and instead getting pulled in to the seedy side of fame. That, or I have an idea for a Alice in Wonderland type story called Alice and the Underground, about a woman who is left by her fiance, and is taken to a club called the Chicago Underground, by her best friend, where she meets the man of her dreams, but he isn't exactly what he seems. It would have some domination stuff, and some bi stuff. It would have to be more artistic than hardcore though. Maybe more along the lines of a Wicked movie. [Link]

DingAling Member 37 Posts 1/05	Posted - Apr 26 2005 : 1:16PM Here's the script, just need the money to produce it! Anita, Veronica and me in a condo in Hawaii for week...yeehaw! Chapter 1 Two porn goddesses start a week-long shoot in Hawaii. Chapter 2: Veronica and Anita get kinky. Chapter 3: Anita and Veronica get to play with a hooker. Chapter 4: I get the hooker's ass in the kitchen with a tub of margarine. Edited by - dingaling on 4/26/2005 1:16:55 PM [Link]
don juan Deactivated User 143 Posts 7/04	Posted - Apr 26 2005 : 7:48PM pil008 wrote: If you were given the opportunity to make a porn feature... with a reasonable budget and the pick of today's talent... what sort of movie would you make? What specific sex acts would you include and how hot would you make it? Be realistic. Click to expand Remember those Vivid "World's Luckiest Man" reverse gangbang features, with one guy and 101 women? I'd probably produce the following films: The World's Luckiest Surfer, starring Don Juan and 101 bikini-clad girls. The World's Luckiest CEO, starring Don Juan and 101 gorgeous secretaries. The World's Luckiest Guru(part 1), starring Don Juan and 101 obedient devotees. The World's Luckiest Guru(part 2), starring Don Juan and 101 obedient devotees(fresh cast). How hot? Real hot! [Link]
noahped Senior Member 2978 Posts 8/02	Posted - Apr 26 2005 : 9:57PM I have a script in mind that I wrote, a cool ass action porn movie featuring the ClubJenna girls, and cloning is involved. Think The Matrix/Kill Bills/Bad Boys II...might go over budget making it though. LOL! skeet! [Link]
vincevega Member 131 Posts 11/02	Posted - Apr 27 2005 : 10:26PM Here's mine...Click here [Link]
dandaman Devil's Advocate Still stuck in hell's waiting room 384 Posts 1/05	Posted - Apr 27 2005 : 10:35PM Who is going to play Ann Coulter? <<<<[[[[ [Link]
Juster Member 67 Posts 3/03	Posted - Apr 28 2005 : 9:49AM The only thing I'm sure of, is one scene. That would be in an elevator, where a couple just can't wait any longer. The woman would of course be mouthwatering, but more importantly she'd be wearing a dress under a full length fur coat. Oh yeah, the elevator would have a mirror or two. Edited by - Juster on 4/28/2005 9:49:50 AM [Link]
vincevega Member 131 Posts 11/02	Posted - Apr 30 2005 : 7:53PM dandaman wrote: Who is going to play Ann Coulter? Click to expand Flower Tucci? [Link]
Bill All-Star Member 5334 Posts 6/00	Posted - Apr 30 2005 : 9:31PM dandaman wrote: Who is going to play Ann Coulter? Click to expand She'll have to play herself. There's nobody else in the world who's ass is as tight as Ann Coulter's. [Link]
Europornfan Member EU 21 Posts 1/05	Posted - May 3 2005 : 11:23PM The question is, what's a reasonable budget... I'd like an unlimited budget, or at least that Peter Jackson had for the Lord of the Rings... I would like to make a movie about a quest for finding the world's biggest brothel, hidden in secret location. The cast: a mix of hollywood and smut actors and actresses and photorealistic digitally rendered characters. I'd like to show on the screen: some of the ladies have sex with digital male, and also with some fantastic characters (like trolls or minotaurs with extremely big and hairy genitals, hartd gonzo style). Some of the men do it with real ladies, some with beautiful digital actresses. Realistic 3D rendered goo dripping from the digital hole after an internal c/s. In the second half of the movie there's the world biggest brothel, showing various activities, that happen there with some 1000 ladies working at one time. And of course, it ends with some cataclysmic event blowing it all up. [Link]
pil008 Member 138 Posts 12/04	Posted - May 5 2005 : 8:45AM I'd say a reasonable budget is whatever it is Michael Ninn gets to play with. Otherwise the sky would be the limit! I'd probably blow most of the budget trying to convince top actresses like Lucy Lui and Sandra Bullock to take part, although I'm sure they'd be sensible and turn the offer down... even if it was several hundred million dollars! [Link]

Huggins293 Member 608 Posts 5/04	Posted - May 5 2005 : 10:42AM I would make a sumptuous historical drama, mostly involving Asian actresses, like Kaylani Lei (who can act), Teanna Kei, Tricia Yen and various imported Japanese stars. The sex would be choreographed and beautifully lit. There would actually be very little hardcore, with more emphasis on eroticism and seduction. Specific sex acts would involve girls grinding pussies and a scene similar to "Ai no Corrida" where an egg is inserted into a vagina. I would also include a bath scene and a scene where a bound man is almost teased to death by two girls. Now what sort of movie would you make? Phil Click to expand Sounds pretty cool. I would prefere Teanna kai in lesbain scenes leaning toward softcore anyways. I do not want to see her in straight hardcore. I think I would see the spirit of her sexuality more vividly in women/women softcore scenes. Lots of tit-licking and tongue kissing is a must. [Link]
pil008 Member 138 Posts 12/04	Posted - May 5 2005 : 5:32PM Huggins293 wrote: Sounds pretty cool. I would prefere Teanna kai in lesbain scenes leaning toward softcore anyways. I do not want to see her in straight hardcore. I think I would see the spirit of her sexuality more vividly in women/women softcore scenes. Lots of tit-licking and tongue kissing is a must. Click to expand Thanks Huggins. All I need now is for someone to give me a few million and I'll go off and make it! Another girl I'd add, probably not in a hardcore role, is Playboy bunny Hiromi Oshima; this girl is bloody gorgeous! Actually, I wonder how many people here would actually make their dream porn feature if offered the money? That's a harder question than it appears. Phil [Link]
arthur Deactivated User 165 Posts 9/04	Posted - May 7 2005 : 12:19AM I would cast gay or bi leather men with some of the hottest starlets in the biz today. There'd be torrid scenes of male-female, female-female, and male-male. One might involve a harness. [Link]
theslutlover Member 10 Posts 5/05	Posted - May 9 2005 : 2:34PM id make a comedy about superheroes and every scene would be a DP. At least 3 guys and 1 girl. It would have katsumi, miko lee, mercedez, sunrise adams, kira kener. I dont care who the guys in the movie were except for Evan stone. If i made movies he'd be in every one. [Link]
dumblonde Senior Member 2352 Posts 7/00	Posted - May 12 2005 : 2:02PM Another idea: The Worst of Paul Thomas Film Festival , co-hosted by vodka tonic & me. Showing clips, running 'commentary', on-the-spot reviews, that kind of thing. We could have a special musical guest, Jeff Stryker performing his smash country hit Pop You In The Pooper (give it a listen here!) Maybe a surprise reunion of old stunt cocks, etc. It would be low-budget, I think the biggest expense would be for liquor. [Link]
vodka tonic coolest cucumber who 1243 Posts 11/02	Posted - May 12 2005 : 4:43PM Elvira, eat boogers ! Blondie, this is an amazing idea. I'll have to buy something very glamorous, because there's no way any blonde is gonna upstage me, of course. To present this "very unprofessional" show, I suggest we both sit on the naked, bound-and-gagged body of arthur, a sight which will not fail to provide instant comic relief. Then we could recreate the magic of Jeff & Samantha Strong's final encounter in "The Heiress", with me flexing all my sweaty back muscles in missionary while you watch vacantly into the ceiling, thinking about your next Randy West joke. A smash hit on the indie circuit of course, which would launch a monthly series on Spice Channel, with its most unforgettable milestone being the bongo boob-job special, with its jaw-dropping asymmetrical nipples finale. Of course, after 2 years of ratings bonanza, you would drop me for Kimberly Stewart, and I would lose a tremendous amount of weight after selling your secret sex tape with Skronker. [Link]

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