Featured New Release
Box cover for Teen Bush 10
Teen Bush 10
Studio: Team Skeet
Release date: 7/31/2026


all new releases
All Forums > Star Crossed > Star Crossed Forum Page 184 > If you had a time machine which classic H'wood...
AuthorPost
mug_glazer
Member

304 Posts
10/07
Posted - Jan 19 2010 : 11:25PM
Starlet would you A)give a porn star makeover to and/or B)would you like to see in a state of the art porn film. My choices are Mae West(she would give Flower Tucci and Lisa Sparkxxx comp) and Fay Wray(quite curvy).
jashnew
Member

232 Posts
3/05
Posted - Jan 19 2010 : 11:32PM
That's easy. Grace Kelley. She would have been the world's hottest porn star. She is Lena Nicole with a button nose. Perfect.
MaxBling66
Member

409 Posts
11/05
Posted - Jan 20 2010 : 1:29AM
I'd kill to see Kim Novak do A2OGM up in the "Vertigo" tower.
Then get golden showered.
celiswhite
Member

"your brother was in here whinging cause your dad was a mong"
373 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jan 20 2010 : 2:24AM
does pam grier count as classic? if so then her.
BigBoy
Senior Member

3359 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jan 20 2010 : 3:01AM
Audrey Hepburn
[mod edit: no pics of celebs since ADT recently got sued for having pics of celebs]
Edited by - killbillvol69 on 9/16/2018 1:47:31 PM
 
T0MBOne
Senior Member

1200 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jan 20 2010 : 11:55AM
How about Raquel Welch really ravaged in her ONE MILLION YEARS BC get up?
I remember reading an issue of Playboy where Bogie and Bergman's Rick and Ilsa CASABLANCA characters engage in sex in a fiction piece.
By the way, I reviewed a classic flick called PINK CHAMPAGNE where you get some of the classic hollywood characters in a sort of strange orgy. A Mae West, a Chaplin, a Valentino---T0M
The Ghost of Cal Jammer
Senior Member

2207 Posts
7/09
Posted - Jan 20 2010 : 12:58PM
Tuesday Weld circa 1968 would have outfucked every pornstar current and past.
redhead
Member

Not so redhead these days...
718 Posts
1/08
Posted - Jan 20 2010 : 3:54PM
Tempest Storm!
Xioniet
Member

263 Posts
1/10
Posted - Jan 20 2010 : 4:24PM
Another Kim Novak fan here. I'd like to have seen her do some porn in Vertigo.
WardqueenJanine
Member

914 Posts
2/08
Posted - Jan 20 2010 : 7:11PM
I'd say that Ann Margaret would have one kinky bitch and from the 50's Mamie vanDoren
mapofhawaii
Senior Member

1050 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jan 20 2010 : 8:14PM
Clara Bow
Louise Brooks
Dorothy Mackail
oldguy
Senior Member

1270 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jan 21 2010 : 8:55AM
WardQueenJanine has nailed it, Ann-Margret was the sexiest of them all and she knew it which made her just that much hotter.
T0MBOne
Senior Member

1200 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jan 21 2010 : 10:10AM
At least, we have Ann-Margret's performance in CARNAL KNOWLEDGE from 1971---TB
MaxBling66
Member

409 Posts
11/05
Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 12:46AM
I'd like to see Moe Howard analize Bea Arthur as she tosses Bob Hope's salad.

Edited by - maxbling66 on 1/24/2010 12:48:51 AM

MaxBling66
Member

409 Posts
11/05
Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 12:47AM
sorry about the dupe posts... i'm a bit drunk
Edited by - maxbling66 on 1/24/2010 12:48:33 AM
 
MaxBling66
Member

409 Posts
11/05
Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 12:47AM
n/m
Cerebral Jedi
Senior Member

I don't trust men who don't like big tits.
1067 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 4:40AM
Elizabeth Taylor. That gorgeous face AND them titties. *sigh*
oldguy
Senior Member

1270 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 5:16PM
Not classic stars but hot ladies - Rosanna Arquette and Rebecca DeMornay, wonderful breasts on both, them doing each other would be heaven!
The Ghost of Cal Jammer
Senior Member

2207 Posts
7/09
Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 9:37PM
Rebecca De Mornay is a good, good call. She was so fucking hot in Risky Business.
I've always had a thing for Markie Post. I used to masturbate a lot to her when I was a kid.
Same with Caren Kaye from My Tutor.
Sybill Danning was a superhot bitch, too.
Emma Samms.
Barbara Munroe.
Angie Dickinson circa Pretty Maids all in a Row and Police Woman.
Christina Applegate circa 1990.
Sherilynn Fenn in The Wraith or Twin Peaks.
Shylock
Spieglergirls.com

"Patron of the Tarts"
2431 Posts
3/03
Posted - Jan 24 2010 : 9:37PM
Rita Hayworth:
[mod edit: no pics of celebs since ADT recently got sued for having pics of celebs]



SHYLOCK
"Patron of the Tarts"
Spieglergirls.com
"Vivid girls are the ones your mom warned you about, but Spieglergirls are the ones your cardiologist warns you about!" - jrv
Edited by - killbillvol69 on 9/16/2018 1:47:49 PM
oldguy
Senior Member

1270 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 8:32AM
I am the only one who has mentioned Rosanna Arquette, she has breasts to die for to be sure. Check out the film "The Wrong Man", great dancing and boob action.
morbidthoughts All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

Big cats scare me but...
3627 Posts
1/03
Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 11:07AM
Uma Thurman circa Dangerous Liaisons
Bobcat
Senior Member

1490 Posts
2/08
Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 12:05PM
Monroe, circa "Some Like it Hot", no need to make her over, she can wear the black seamed stockings too! Would need a dude with character to fuck her, maybe Steve Holmes!
pornologist
Member

724 Posts
12/04
Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 2:00PM
Another vote for Kim Novak

Honorable mention:
Jane Fonda
Jeanne Moreau
Isabella Rossellini - yes she's to young to qualify for classic
Bibi Andersson

oldguy
Senior Member

1270 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 3:24PM
Heather Graham
 
JahGentle
Member

64 Posts
9/09
Posted - Jan 26 2010 : 5:50PM
haha wow I can relate to that list. Remember Sybil in They're Playing With Fire?
many happy memories there
Ill go with Garbo, Paulette Godard, Vivien Leigh, Harlow would have been smokin too
The Ghost of Cal Jammer
Senior Member

2207 Posts
7/09
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 1:44PM
I remember Playing with Fire very well. Same with her performance in Malibu Express.
Let me add one more to the list, which is a real no brainer, for me at least:
Bo Derek circa Bolero. She is smoking hot in that movie and the sex scene at the end hints a little at what it would have looked like to watch her fuck on film.
JahGentle
Member

64 Posts
9/09
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 3:16PM
Malibu Express, I love that movie. All of this is bring me back to preteen, teens years. Bolero and a few others I remember only seeing in french b/c Id stay up late on Sat nights when they would show these semi sex flics on cable. Justine, Benny Hill, the Sylvia Krystal movies
I remember seeing a movie with her having sex with a kid that would now I image seem pretty young but I was the kids age at the time so it was hot.
Kim Basinger needs a mention too esp after seeing 9 1/2 Weeks as a teen
Michelle Pfeiffer
The Ghost of Cal Jammer
Senior Member

2207 Posts
7/09
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 4:34PM
Good call of 9 1/2 Weeks Basinger. Pfeiffer in Into the Night is smoking hot.
The Kristel movie you are thinking of is Private Lessons, in which she seduces (for nefarious reasons) a 13 (!) year old boy named Philly, played by Eric Brown, who also, get this, starred as the student of Sybill Danning's in They're Playing with Fire.
So this kid, Eric Brown, before his 18th birthday, does love scenes with Sylvia Kristel and Sybil Danning.
That is fucking awesome.
jbailes
Member

Be like water, my friend
137 Posts
1/10
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 11:14PM
Marilyn Monroe
Kim Novak
Nancy Sinatra
Raquel Welch
The chick washing the car in Cool Hand Luke
rzrbckmz
Member

18 Posts
3/09
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 11:19PM
Caren Kaye-great knowledge! I was in love with her in the early 80's. My tutor was with her and matt Latanzi, future Mr. Olivia Newton-John. She also did a short lived TV sitcom in the 80's and i can't remember the name of it. I think Jason Bateman was one of the kids.
wraithlead
Member

264 Posts
12/08
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 11:34PM
What? No Ursula Andress?...geez...what's wrong with you people...
celiswhite
Member

"your brother was in here whinging cause your dad was a mong"
373 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 11:40PM
one more from me. terri garr...gat dammit she was hot in "young frankenstein"
mich
Member

Los Angeles, Ca
353 Posts
9/06
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 11:45PM
Lauren Bacall
Ann Margaret
Raquel Welch
Sophia Loren
Monica Bellucci (ok, not classic hollywood, but would you say no?)
Ingrid Bergman
Dorothy Lamour
JahGentle
Member

64 Posts
9/09
Posted - Jan 27 2010 : 11:49PM
Diana Rigg
 
JahGentle
Member

64 Posts
9/09
Posted - Jan 28 2010 : 1:20AM
that is fucking awesome, gods favored that boy
man its like you lived inside my head and took notes lol
Diane Thorne too...the Ilsa girl, man she had a wild body
DrP0rn0
Senior Member

1836 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jan 28 2010 : 6:43PM
"My sweet Lucille" picture
Good call. I love your avatar BTW.
Dr. P
mich
Member

Los Angeles, Ca
353 Posts
9/06
Posted - Jan 28 2010 : 10:13PM
Forgot to include Olivia Hussey. Perhaps not a "classic hollywood actress" but damn... I saw Romeo and Juliet at a young age, Olivia made an impression.
JahGentle
Member

64 Posts
9/09
Posted - Jan 29 2010 : 12:32AM
nice choice man
she was a very hot Virgin Mary too
oldguy
Senior Member

1270 Posts
3/06
Posted - Jan 29 2010 : 9:12AM
"Lucille" in Cool Hand Luke rubbing her boobs against the car window while all sudsed up was spectacular, I believe the girl's name was Joy Harmon but I am not sure. At any rate she was "the" girl of my masturbatory practices in those days.
T0MBOne
Senior Member

1200 Posts
5/08
Posted - Jan 29 2010 : 11:08AM
Long ago, I remember watching the TV version of SUMMER OF '42 and that was enough to get me riled up about Jennifer O'Neill---TB
DennisKe
Member

35 Posts
11/16
Posted - Sep 16 2018 : 5:49AM
Elizabeth Montgomery.
Donna Douglas.
Edited by - DennisKe on 9/16/2018 5:55:39 AM
WardqueenJanine
Member

914 Posts
2/08
Posted - Dec 9 2018 : 4:25PM
Joan Collins
Nicole Kidman
Andrea Parker
and another vote for the all time best choice (IMHO) Audrey Hepburn



Jump To: