I'll never wash my jeans again (TunaCan party)

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skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 23 2006 : 4:34AM Hmmm ... let's see ... Gia Jordan is rubbing her ass on my right thigh and Hailey Young is rubbing her woo-woo on my left thigh, and I'm drinking Grey Goose from a bottomless bottle and we're listening to some Jay-Z or ODB, as a roomful of Guido dudes sorta gaze on goggle=eyed ... Here's to porn in NYC! Thanks to Sweet Baby G and Tuna Can for inviting me to the party ... down in David Bowie's neighborhood of NoLiTa ... aka, errr, Soho, in some little bar that was very popular with a non=trendy bridge and tunnel crowd ... It wasn't a pleasuredome like one of those Vegas spots, and the music kinda sucked, but from my perspective it was good times. Also great to meet Roxy Rush and Elena Rivera, and goddamn Haley's super-thigh-high striped barber pole socks will haunt my (wet) dreams tonight, as well as that sweet grind Gia laid on me for a breathless moment -- girl has lapdance skillz! -- and, well, no matter what anyone says those girls work hard for the money. I think they all had to be up at 7 and it was already 2:30 a.m. when they poured into the limo -- they all seemed to be living on Red Bull and saliva (many tongue-twisted make out sessions and wet-pussy fingering through the sheer pink Tuna Can panties that were the prime apparel option). Gia has photo evidence. I'm sure you'll see it soon. Right click and save, and blackmail me when I finally get engaged ... lol. Edited by - skronker on Apr 26 2006 [Link]
Dr. Nasty Senior Member Asa Akira.....Damn! 3797 Posts 9/05	Posted - Apr 23 2006 : 7:52PM How the hell do I get in on some of that action? Always wanted to attend a gathering of adult film stars. I loves the ladies. I would love to have 2 hot girls humping my leg......or other body parts. [Link]
bono-ONE All-Star Member SAMCRO 8571 Posts 8/00	Posted - Apr 23 2006 : 7:56PM Sounds like good times there Skronk! [Link]
morbidthoughts All-Star Member Big cats scare me but... 3628 Posts 1/03	Posted - Apr 23 2006 : 11:25PM No skronk dodging allowed, eh? [Link]
Eric381 Deactivated User What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 12:11AM Dammit, you have all the luck Skronk! RIP ODB..."Hey Dirty, Baby I Gotcha Money"...lol ~E skronker wrote: Hmmm ... let's see ... Gia Jordan is rubbing her ass on my right thigh and Haley Young is rubbing her woo-woo on my left thigh, and I'm drinking Grey Goose from a bottomless bottle and we're listening to some Jay-Z or ODB, as a roomful of Guido dudes sorta gaze on goggle=eyed ... Here's to porn in NYC! Click to expand [Link]

Bill All-Star Member 5334 Posts 6/00	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 12:52AM Where the fuck was my phone call? [Link]
pornopunk Senior Member 1343 Posts 2/04	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 1:39AM I got left out also. I'm confident my time will come... -PornoPunK [Link]
threesomebody Official BlowBang Judge Would you like my autograph? 2491 Posts 12/04	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 10:10AM Sounds like I'm going to NYC a week too late. Damn. [Link]
tunacan Member NYC 53 Posts 6/05	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 10:30AM The party was a blast. For all those who did not know of the party, sorry, all were invited. Check out our myspace at www.myspace.com/tunacanstudios to keep up to date on any other events. Joseph [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 3:34PM Bill wrote: Where the fuck was my phone call? Click to expand I spaced .... If it makes you feel better I walked there several blocks thru cold, drenching rain ... and it took 2 hours to get back on the subway. [Link]
murg2318 Member 83 Posts 11/04	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 4:22PM DAMN... where was this party posted? I wish I would ahve known about it... Can you please post it here next time because it would be great to go these parties!! Anything dealing with porn stars in NYC- I am in!!! Thanks! [Link]
Van Styles Member Starr Power 306 Posts 1/04	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 4:32PM I can see it now... You must have looked something out of a rap video skronk.Sippin on the Goose,lovlely ladies dancing on you..... people must have thought Jay-Z signed a new artist that night. Were you doing the harlem shuffle while sipping on the liquor? [Link]
Eric381 Deactivated User What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 5:16PM Big Daddy S-Krunk (change the "o" to a "u")? ~E Van Styles wrote: people must have thought Jay-Z signed a new artist that night. Click to expand [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 5:40PM I have a "rap name" but I can't say it here! [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 5:42PM murg2318 wrote: DAMN... where was this party posted? I wish I would ahve known about it... Can you please post it here next time because it would be great to go these parties!! Anything dealing with porn stars in NYC- I am in!!! Thanks! Click to expand Just sign up on MySpace and add like 12,000 porn stars as friends and you'll start seeing invites ... this was actually the second party in a week. Also, check out the Porn News section ... someone is always posting party info there. [Link]

skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 5:44PM Van Styles wrote: Were you doing the harlem shuffle while sipping on the liquor? Click to expand The Soggy Roger ... [Link]
tunacan Member NYC 53 Posts 6/05	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 6:13PM murg2318 wrote: DAMN... where was this party posted? I wish I would ahve known about it... Can you please post it here next time because it would be great to go these parties!! Anything dealing with porn stars in NYC- I am in!!! Thanks! Click to expand go to my myspace and send a friend request, we will be doing it again, probably two parties in May. www.myspace.com/tunacanstudios [Link]
murg2318 Member 83 Posts 11/04	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 9:45PM thanks for the replies.. i hope to make it to the next one.. i did end up going to joanna angel's dvd release party and that was fun... i cannot wait for the next party that tunacan throws- are you guys having a booth in the erotic exotic expo? any pics from this party? thanks for all the replies!! [Link]
gia jordan Member 670 Posts 9/04	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 10:38PM I'll be in NYC again, so I'll let you all know in advance. I only told Skronker a few days before the party, promoted it on my myspace, and probably should've told you about it here. I didn't even tell 'that other board.' I apologize for the mess up and hope to see you soon! [Link]
Dr. Nasty Senior Member Asa Akira.....Damn! 3797 Posts 9/05	Posted - Apr 24 2006 : 11:16PM Shit I'll probably be in training in May. God Damn it. Oh well. I guess there will be plenty of future opportunities for partying, with these lovely ladies. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 25 2006 : 1:12AM I went to the free Hustler Club party tonight and it ... really sucked. Just wall to wall male idiots for the most part, drink lines that reminded me of freshman year at college and a general air of claustrophobia and testosterone overload. Bleah. I hope the girls make lots of cash. None of it will be mine! NY strip clubs are basically for idiots. (Still looking for the appropriately sleazy joint that equals the old Harmony Burlesque ... where for a mere $10 things might happen that were almost illegal). [Link]
Eric381 Deactivated User What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05	Posted - Apr 25 2006 : 2:13PM I believe we spoke earlier of the term, Skronk....but "sausage party" indeed comes to mind at such an event. ~E skronker wrote: I went to the free Hustler Club party tonight and it ... really sucked. Just wall to wall male idiots for the most part, drink lines that reminded me of freshman year at college and a general air of claustrophobia and testosterone overload. Bleah. I hope the girls make lots of cash. None of it will be mine! NY strip clubs are basically for idiots. (Still looking for the appropriately sleazy joint that equals the old Harmony Burlesque ... where for a mere $10 things might happen that were almost illegal). Click to expand [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 25 2006 : 4:07PM There's no "adult" event that is not a sausage party. [Link]
Eric381 Deactivated User What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05	Posted - Apr 25 2006 : 4:27PM Haha, everybody wants to be a porn star, lol... ~E skronker wrote: There's no "adult" event that is not a sausage party. Click to expand [Link]
N.Y.P.D. Member 72 Posts 6/05	Posted - Apr 25 2006 : 8:11PM gia jordan wrote: I'll be in NYC again, so I'll let you all know in advance. I only told Skronker a few days before the party, promoted it on my myspace, and probably should've told you about it here. I didn't even tell 'that other board.' I apologize for the mess up and hope to see you soon! Click to expand Gia, are you goin to be in New York during the middle of June?? There is goin to be a porn convention. I don't know if you heard about it. Here is the thread and the web link>>> Exotic Erotic Expo. This is trying to be the biggest show in the east coast. Hope you can make it here [Link]

murg2318 Member 83 Posts 11/04	Posted - Apr 25 2006 : 11:01PM Gia- No need to apologize. Just remember that there are porn fans in NYC! haha I met you at AVN and you were a blast. I hope to see you in NYC for a porn party and bring lots of your girlfriends! Did you take any pics from this party- I know how you love taking pics; after all, I did see you snapping shots at AVN this year as a fan! skronker- It seems as if you know every porn party there is in NYC- lucky you! [Link]
gia jordan Member 670 Posts 9/04	Posted - Apr 25 2006 : 11:07PM Murg, Thanks so much. I took a wicked lot of pictures, so I'll throw a link up in the next 24 hours. [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 25 2006 : 11:49PM murg2318 wrote: skronker- It seems as if you know every porn party there is in NYC- lucky you! Click to expand None of this info is secret. Porn News is where PR is posted for parties. MySpace is almost nothing but party invites -- if you are on the adult "friend" lists. Burning Angel hosts a party probably every week in NYC. And unlike Vegas during AEE, these are parties you can pretty much get into and often it's all free. Nose around. It's not too tricky. [Link]
pornopunk Senior Member 1343 Posts 2/04	Posted - Apr 26 2006 : 2:35AM I've never been to an adult event, so I definitely will go to one in the near future. It seems like it would be fun. I don't mine the "sausage party" environment, I'm not going to pickup chicks anyway. There's much better places to do that. In fact, I might even bring a few chicks with me. I always prefer going to parties with females over other males. -PornoPunK [Link]
haileyyoung Member 33 Posts 8/05	Posted - Apr 26 2006 : 11:06AM The party was great!!! I had a blast, Hope you all can make it to the ones we throw in May!!! Oh and skronker u spelled my name wrong,!!!lol its Hailey Young:) Im off to paris in a couple hours, everyone have a great week!!! XOXO Hailey [Link]
Redish Poetic Moderator Long and Cursive road to the Ivory Pagoda in the province of Loraine 4076 Posts 12/03	Posted - Apr 26 2006 : 11:43AM Link to the pictures, Here [Link]
Eric381 Deactivated User What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05	Posted - Apr 26 2006 : 1:40PM WOW, Hailey...my goodness, that was a big fuckin' dildo!! And dems some big-ass boots, too!! Skronk looks humbled... :) ~E Redish wrote: Link to the pictures, Here Click to expand [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 26 2006 : 2:18PM Here's another one [Link]
murg2318 Member 83 Posts 11/04	Posted - Apr 26 2006 : 3:26PM skronker wrote: Click to expand None of this info is secret. Porn News is where PR is posted for parties. MySpace is almost nothing but party invites -- if you are on the adult "friend" lists. Burning Angel hosts a party probably every week in NYC. And unlike Vegas during AEE, these are parties you can pretty much get into and often it's all free. Nose around. It's not too tricky. Click to expand If you only knew how hard I research to find porn info in NYC for signings and parties and most of the time, it is not listed here. But thanks for that tidbit. As for the Burning Angel, they do have lots of parties! haha And now I know why you will never wash your jeans again!! Gia- Thanks for posting the pics. You and Hailey looked spectacular! [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 26 2006 : 3:54PM Sometimes there's a PR release in Porn News ... I also get hits on MySpace sometimes .. [Link]

RoxxxyRush New Member 1 Posts 3/06	Posted - Apr 27 2006 : 11:04PM Hey Skronker it was great to meet you at the party... to bad you missed our drildo fun in the limo tho haley and gia gang banged me with the drildo on the way home and like a nice girl i shared my cum with everyone... hope to see u soon luv - roxxxy [Link]
Bill All-Star Member 5334 Posts 6/00	Posted - Apr 27 2006 : 11:25PM Welcome to ADT Roxxxy. I've never seen anyone who looked sexier than you when sucking the filling out of a Cannoli. [Link]
Eric381 Deactivated User What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05	Posted - Apr 27 2006 : 11:43PM Wowwie... Skronk,...and where the heck were you for this? :) ~E RoxxxyRush wrote: Hey Skronker it was great to meet you at the party... to bad you missed our drildo fun in the limo tho haley and gia gang banged me with the drildo on the way home and like a nice girl i shared my cum with everyone... hope to see u soon luv - roxxxy Click to expand [Link]
skronker Notable Legendary Icon Scopophiliac 9780 Posts 9/02	Posted - Apr 28 2006 : 3:01AM Outside. On the street. In the cold Pouring Rain Sad Alone Shivering For warmth ..... I went and got a 16 ox Bud and a big sandwich ... Porn babes make a man HUNGRY. [Link]
gia jordan Member 670 Posts 9/04	Posted - Apr 28 2006 : 6:09AM skronker wrote: Outside. On the street. In the cold Pouring Rain Sad Alone Shivering For warmth ..... I went and got a 16 ox Bud and a big sandwich ... Porn babes make a man HUNGRY. Click to expand Prose for hoes. I like it. [Link]
twintip New Member 3 Posts 4/06	Posted - Apr 28 2006 : 10:15AM :D that's hot! [Link]
Eric381 Deactivated User What are you looking at? It 2452 Posts 3/05	Posted - Apr 28 2006 : 10:20AM Geez, I thought you were going for a haiku there or something?... ~E skronker wrote: Outside. On the street. In the cold Pouring Rain Sad Alone Shivering For warmth ..... I went and got a 16 ox Bud and a big sandwich ... Porn babes make a man HUNGRY. Click to expand [Link]
tunacan Member NYC 53 Posts 6/05	Posted - Apr 28 2006 : 12:28PM RoxxxyRush wrote: Hey Skronker it was great to meet you at the party... to bad you missed our drildo fun in the limo tho haley and gia gang banged me with the drildo on the way home and like a nice girl i shared my cum with everyone... hope to see u soon luv - roxxxy Click to expand Ummm, don't forget, you did get fisted as well, I think Hailey was tickling you kidneys at some point!! Mike loved the cum!The hotttest part was that it was all totally unscripted, and just pornchicks on their own time having some fun. It will all be on the dvd. The next limo ride home will be a straight up gangbang! [Link]