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copp901
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4 Posts
5/17
Posted - May 22 2017 : 7:40PM
I remember when Seka was Sweet Alice.....
AKperv All-Star Supporter
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1253 Posts
4/14
Posted - May 22 2017 : 8:15PM
I'm so old, I remember when ass-to-mouth was something that could only be inferred, never verified.
pat362
Senior Member

10078 Posts
3/10
Posted - May 22 2017 : 8:26PM
^I'm so old that I saw some ass to mouth in the 80's and didn't even realise that this was something worth paying attention and I certainly never realised that one day people would actually want to see it performed by their favorite stars.
solrage
Deactivated User

89 Posts
3/13
Posted - May 22 2017 : 10:00PM
I'm so old I remember when squirting was only something you did with a Super Soaker. (I confess I'm not really that old)
Edited by - solrage on 5/22/2017 10:10:14 PM
liloleme
Senior Member

My favorite cartoon as a kid
1666 Posts
10/06
Posted - May 23 2017 : 12:50AM
I am so old I watched Ron Jeremy fuck on the big screen. In a real theater. With pop corn and Coke.
Back on Twitter @Liloleme_adt
 
aclayfan All-Star Supporter
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5059 Posts
8/11
Posted - May 23 2017 : 12:54AM
I'm so old I remember when buying Traci Lord tapes was legal.
pat362
Senior Member

10078 Posts
3/10
Posted - May 23 2017 : 8:29AM
^I'm so old that I don't remember seeing girls swallow because the cum shot was always on the pussy, back, or stomach. You didn't get too many scenes where the guy stopped fucking the girl to get up and then get her to kneel so that he can cum in her mouth.
AKperv All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

1253 Posts
4/14
Posted - May 23 2017 : 1:00PM
I'm so old, I remember watching Marilyn Chambers on a TV commercial and thinking, "she would make a great pornstar."
Behmer
Member

65 Posts
7/08
Posted - May 24 2017 : 4:56PM
"I'm so old I remember when buying Traci Lord tapes was legal."
In a very technical sense, buying Traci Lords videos was never legal. There was just a period of time where no one (except Traci herself) was aware of that.
SirJerksAlot
Deactivated User

392 Posts
2/17
Posted - May 24 2017 : 8:42PM
Ah, back in the good old days, when they did things right. I curse the scum who invented facials.
Jacco All-Star Supporter
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"liable to deprave and corrupt"
2673 Posts
5/04
Posted - May 24 2017 : 10:30PM
That depends on your locality. In many European countries the legal age to appear in porn was still 16 when her movies were made. Only years later when they changed it to 18 they became illegal to sell. And that was not till this century in many cases.
Jacco
Edited by - Jacco on 5/24/2017 10:32:52 PM
tintintin
Senior Member

1230 Posts
8/07
Posted - May 25 2017 : 9:34AM
I am so old.. remember as a 13 year old going to the videostore in het 80's with friends and renting porn was no issue. (of course this was in Europe, in those days continent of real freedom)

Edited by - tintintin on 5/25/2017 9:35:10 AM

broxyman
Member

79 Posts
5/16
Posted - May 25 2017 : 9:58AM
.......I can remember when voters in the US hadn't taken leave of their senses and decided to vote in a lying, dishonest, self-serving, incompetent as President. And when impeachment wasn't something millions pray for each day.
cormac
Senior Member

1093 Posts
1/14
Posted - May 25 2017 : 11:36AM
^Watch Rich Hall's programme on the election (where he promised the UK that Trump couldn't possibly get elected!). The lying and insulting goes all the way back to the 19th century.
..... the first soft porn film I saw in the cinema starred Mary Millington (look her up).
Dragon Sign
Deactivated User

3381 Posts
12/13
Posted - May 26 2017 : 11:41AM
I still have a VHS player around, just in case. Not to record anything anymore, those procedures are gone. But to go down some memory lane, be it sport, horses, music, politics or even old porn-whoeurs. I was thirteen in 1986 and last summer - thirty years later - me and a die-hard Maradona-fan recaptured the World Cup soccer finale live from 1986, overheated Azteca Stadium in Mexico in the heat of summer, at three o'clock, live-recorded back then, fine quality and quite watchable on my Sony player from 2004, which I paid around 500 bucks for, just to have a capable fast forwarding machine available, with so many great tapes around. I could throw them away or buy a last chance new generation VHS machine. I chose the last. Argentina up against what then was West-Germany. Then I don't feel old, just kinda cool.
 
Pete Zaface
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3064 Posts
8/03
Posted - May 27 2017 : 8:17PM
I'm so old that Veronica Hart was my first porn crush, and I remember when men's magazines didn't even show pubic hair.
stinkfist
Senior Member

Subterfuge......
7401 Posts
4/07
Posted - May 27 2017 : 8:33PM
I'm so old i pulled a hamstring wanking :)
Lenny Voyeur
Senior Member

It's the ass, stupid!
8504 Posts
2/07
Posted - May 30 2017 : 6:45AM
I´m so old, when I first rented a video with Annette Haven (most beautiful actress back then) I could choose between VHS, Betamax and Video 2000.
Simple Simon
Senior Member

12302 Posts
2/15
Posted - May 30 2017 : 8:38AM
^ Wow! A first hand account that you could actually get porn on Betamax.
(Even though I grew up in the 80s, I'd actually never heard of Video 2000.)
Lenny Voyeur
Senior Member

It's the ass, stupid!
8504 Posts
2/07
Posted - May 30 2017 : 10:49AM
Video 2000 was developed by Grundig and Philips.....They started Homevideo with VCR in the early 70´s even before Sony´s Betamax. Both were ruled out by JVC´s VHS till the mid 80´s.
Simple Simon
Senior Member

12302 Posts
2/15
Posted - May 31 2017 : 6:05AM
I'm interested to know how the three options were available? Was it mail order? Would you actually go to a porn store and there would be all three formats?
When I looked up 'Video 2000' I found "It was only available in Europe, Brazil and Argentina" ( http://www.obsoletemedia.org/video-2000/ )
jizzyjay
Member

914 Posts
10/07
Posted - May 31 2017 : 7:57AM
I remember when the porn industry didn't look like a Biker's convention with all these tatted up chicks,YUCK!
pat362
Senior Member

10078 Posts
3/10
Posted - May 31 2017 : 9:03AM
Can't speak for the US but in Canada VHS and to some extent Betamax was available in many video stores. For obvious reasons the latter one was a lot more rare but you could find some titles that were well worth renting in the Beta format. Of course that required buying a Betamax player as well as a VHC player.
Lenny Voyeur
Senior Member

It's the ass, stupid!
8504 Posts
2/07
Posted - May 31 2017 : 9:47AM
Same in Europe.
It was not that every film was available in 3 options but some of them, presumably the bestsellers. There were rumors Sony tried to prevent the supply of Betamax for porn. Maybe another killer for Betamax....
MrMarcus
Member

Walk down and fuck them all.
181 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jun 5 2017 : 1:59PM
I'm so old, I remember when we use to shoot anal for 2 mins and loop it for 5 mins
I'm so old , I remember when a new 18 year old girl in the industry was considered a rarity (Kristi Myst) and immediately put under contract.
I'm so old, I use to spend Xmas hanging out in World Modeling's office and trying to get Jim South to change the model cards from No Blacks to No IR
(cause I hated how discriminatory it was...is)
 
Lone Wolf
Senior Member

LANA means ANAL :)
9658 Posts
4/11
Posted - Jun 6 2017 : 9:17PM
^ Thanks for the insider's view!
Float_my_boat All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

1311 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jun 7 2017 : 12:36AM
Back in the day, I remember going into Drake's on Melrose in Hollywood to look for porn videos. The first time I went I was surprised how many of the videos were in Beta format, because VHS was much more popular here in the states. I asked the clerk why so many videos were in Betamax format. He told me they got plenty of Japanese tourists and Beta was the preferred format in Japan.
Simple Simon
Senior Member

12302 Posts
2/15
Posted - Jun 7 2017 : 8:55AM
^ Wow! Very interesting.
I thought the whole basis of the 'porn was one of the major factors VHS became the dominant format over Betamax' legend, was because porn was predominantly/exclusively available on VHS over Betamax.
Also interesting that so many Japanese tourists would happily pack porn videos into their take home luggage.
(Also interesting, for myself, I think this is the first time I've seen someone from the Northern Hemisphere refer to the format as 'Beta'.)
zambi
Senior Member

1451 Posts
3/10
Posted - Jun 7 2017 : 5:12PM

I'm so old I remember when they ran ads for adult movies in sports section of newspapers ..
even worse I'm so old I remember reading newspapers!!
I'm so old I remember when majority of female performers absolutely refused to let guys cum on them above the neck now they are expected to take it in the face and mouth.
I'm so old I remember when adult movie gangbangs were extremely rare, now they have multi-volume series featuring gangbangs.
I'm so old I remember when most female performer were failed actresses and wanna-be dancers now they are mostly failed strippers and wanna-be high end escorts.
I'm so old I remember when Ron Jeremy was famous for being able to suck his own dick.
ILVBUTT
Member

Nice & Juicy!
925 Posts
9/09
Posted - Jun 7 2017 : 5:43PM
I'm so old, the very first porn I watched was on an 8mm film projector in the late 70's. It starred Brooke West.
I'm so old when I discovered porn on my eldest brother's Betamax machine, I swore we were in the "Space-Age". Lol
Wild Billy
Member

I'm a Girl Watcher!
759 Posts
6/06
Posted - Jun 7 2017 : 6:39PM
I'm that old, too
And then I'd hop on a train to head in to Chicago so that I could watch those adult movies in those old decrepit theaters.
fu_q All-Star Supporter
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Marv Montag (@PornOfYore)
2506 Posts
2/09
Posted - Jun 11 2017 : 8:41PM
I'm so old, I remember when your porn used to come with a "Be Kind, Please Rewind" sticker on it...
MrMarcus
Member

Walk down and fuck them all.
181 Posts
7/08
Posted - Jun 11 2017 : 9:26PM
That's old. LOL. Be Kind, Please Rewind. Classic.
I'm so old I remember when there was only one camera on set, and then came DVD and the BTS camera was born. Now you got everybody filming something with their camera phones.
Sexy Sadie All-Star Supporter
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I came to turn on everyone
978 Posts
6/10
Posted - Jun 11 2017 : 9:35PM
...that I had been utilising porn for 18 months or so when this Playboy came out:
Playboy July 1977.jpg
In this thread/post I made the following observation about one of the articles:
'The New Porn Stars; Beautiful And Talented' gave special praise to Constance Money, Abigail Clayton and Annette Haven. It featured a double-page photo of a young and very beautiful naked Annette Haven lying on a tiger skin with her butt in the air and looking back at the photographer over her right shoulder. I was in love. The first-time I saw her perform in an explicit hard-core scene, over a decade later, was a magic moment.
So, regarding the gorgeous Annette, I have, subsequent to the above post, found said photo on the Internet.
Annette Haven #004.jpg
Well, well...it was a polar bear skin not a tiger skin...and she was looking over her left shoulder not the right (although either the original or the playboy.com photo may have been reversed).
[Regarding the potentially problematic placement of her right hand, in terms of the ADT Image Policy see discussion in 2nd Gen of the Next deactivated member? Thread.]
Edited by - Sexy Sadie on 6/13/2017 3:51:10 PM
Lenny Voyeur
Senior Member

It's the ass, stupid!
8504 Posts
2/07
Posted - Jun 12 2017 : 4:35PM
No doubt, she was one of the most beautiful performers when we were young.....Thanx for the post.
 
Jacco All-Star Supporter
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"liable to deprave and corrupt"
2673 Posts
5/04
Posted - Jun 12 2017 : 8:47PM
I'm so old, we had to print our ASCII porn to see it.
Jacco
FlacFan
Deactivated User

10088 Posts
8/15
Posted - Jun 13 2017 : 12:25AM
Im so old I used this remote to frame advance beta porn:
Beta Wired.JPG
falconetti
Member

6 Posts
11/14
Posted - Jun 13 2017 : 12:39AM
I'm so old I remember taking my 18 year old girlfriend to an actual sit down movie theatre, starring John Holmes. And later that night she brought out a ruler, needlees to say I didn't exactly "measure up". Bitch...
falconetti
Member

6 Posts
11/14
Posted - Jun 13 2017 : 12:45AM
I'm so old I remember paying $12 bucks to rent my 1st adult film for my Betamax, Traci Lords was in it and WoW was she ever a "Fox"! No idea she was only 15 or 16...
Edited by - Falconetti on 6/13/2017 12:49:39 AM
Float_my_boat All-Star Supporter
All-Star Member

1311 Posts
6/09
Posted - Jun 13 2017 : 12:53AM
I just remembered (I'm old so...) being in the Four Star movie theater on Wilshire in Los Angeles watching some porn movie when a fairly large group of asian tourists came and sat as a group in the theater. At some appointed time or signal (maybe 20 minutes), they all got up en masse and left. I believe the Four Star was being run by the Mitchell Brothers in their halcyon days back when.
fu_q All-Star Supporter
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Marv Montag (@PornOfYore)
2506 Posts
2/09
Posted - Jun 18 2017 : 12:24AM
I'm so old, I remember when saying, "Suck my dick" to someone was an insult instead of an invitation.

Edited by - fu_q on 6/18/2017 1:45:08 AM

fu_q All-Star Supporter
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Marv Montag (@PornOfYore)
2506 Posts
2/09
Posted - Jun 18 2017 : 12:42AM
I'm so old, I remember when High Society magazine was trying to promote you as a former player for the Raiders...
fu_q All-Star Supporter
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Marv Montag (@PornOfYore)
2506 Posts
2/09
Posted - Jun 18 2017 : 12:45AM
I'm so old, I remember when the best way to see porn (underage) was to try to look over the old, pervy, short dudes' heads when they looked at the magazines at Crown Books... [both now dead -- the old, pervy, short dudes & Crown Books]
Edited by - fu_q on 6/18/2017 1:41:25 AM



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