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| MikeOxhard Member Hedonism = Porn = Good 267 Posts 3/07 | Can we get rid of the waiting time at the start of some DVDs before we get to the menu? I know, 2257 is a big deal, but can we at least be allowed to fast forward? Some DVDs force you to sit through their logo stuff as well, very annoying. [Link] |
| Ramsey Senior Member Trina Michaels fan 10332 Posts 10/02 | |
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| HeyNow Oblivious Gold Star Hey! 5965 Posts 1/03 | |
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| maltedecker All-Star Member 369 Posts 5/07 | |
| RandomPrecision Senior Member Enjoy! 8175 Posts 3/06 | I tell ya what I hate. I hate when you hit "eject" and 15 seconds later, the thing finally ejects the fucking disc. what the fuck could it possibly be doing for 15 seconds when all it has to do is move a disc a few inches? And then, when you put a disc in, the little LCD thingee reads "loading" for like 15 seconds. I can only imagine how early adopters of DVD technology felt. They spent literally hundreds of dollars on this machine and the goddamn thing can't instantly load a disc or spit one out before you start wondering if it's stuck or something. 2008 and this is what we get. They can't even make a decent remote control anymore. I guess they forgot how. Or maybe it's the iPod craze carrying over to everything else. Soon, I'll need a keenly sharpened pencil tip just to hit "play". And when I do, it'll play after the obligatory 15 second waiting period. Are all DVD players this clunky and badly engineered or is it just my cheap ass shit? |
| maltedecker All-Star Member 369 Posts 5/07 | By the way, how do I operate the playback without the remote control? Are there possibilities to change i.e. the language using those 4 buttons on the front? What bothers me right now real bad is the parental lock. When I try to play my "Dreamquest" DVD I have to type in the code after every title/chapter change although it is turned off in the main menu... BTT: I own some DVD's that have the ads in the menu, why can't everyone do that? That way you can watch the ad if you want to... |
| phatbasey Senior Member 1390 Posts 1/05 | |
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| caroline-NL Member 543 Posts 3/07 | It seems to be the only law, that even people know, who arent interested at all in politics or law. The US §2257 made an international "career". In some europorns, we have to watch these laws, or the national equivalent, in every european language. The longest 2257 intro I had seen was running nearly 5 minutes, it was impossible to fast forward or skip this. I deeply regret, that esperanto never was established as the general european language.... |
| monkey power Member Tim? 868 Posts 1/03 | Even the crotch cannon. You can spend that time preparing a drop cloth that will catch your sperm, or you can be getting a beverage in the kitchen while those screens run in case you develop a thirst later. Or you could fill those 30 seconds with Hulk Hogan style intro music as your pants-dropping ceremony commences. The choice is yours! The power is yours! Those mandatory loading screens are an opportunity for you to lick stamps, sweep the linoleum, adjust yourself like a baseball player, make an entry in your masturbation journal, check the cat box for pet poo, or make new friends online. Why I've "single-handedly" turned my life around just by better utilizing this time, and so can you! Your new life can start today. |
| sir wankalot Member UK 904 Posts 5/03 | |
| caroline-NL Member 543 Posts 3/07 | Or..... Just think of a "state-by-state" §2257 listing, for every state of the USA. |
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