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All Forums > Sex Talk > Sex Talk Forum Page 65 > In honor of biggun, lol. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
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-lunacy-
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Posted - Sep 26 2000 : 10:23PM
Oh, My...I am afraid to ask, lol.
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Evil_Rip
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Posted - Sep 26 2000 : 10:57PM
yes
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Posted - Sep 27 2000 : 8:43AM
i thought adolescence was all about perfecting the fake orgasm
sure i've faked 'em when i wanted the guy to leave. wouldn't fake 'em with a guy i care about.
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Pablo
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Posted - Sep 27 2000 : 9:02AM
Yep - I faked a couple, same as Steph, sometimes, you just want it to be over.
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astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
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Posted - Sep 27 2000 : 12:24PM
All the time. lol
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Darkmage
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Posted - Sep 27 2000 : 5:17PM
Too many.
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Posted - Sep 27 2000 : 5:41PM
how does a guy fake an orgasm? are you wearing a condom?
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Evil_Rip
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Posted - Sep 27 2000 : 5:55PM
*GONE*
[This message has been edited by Evil_Rip (edited September 27, 2000).]

Edited by - Evil_Rip on Oct 5 2000

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Darkmage
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Posted - Oct 2 2000 : 4:04PM
How do you fake an orgasm? Same concept. Breathe heavy, tense up, speed up the pace... clench your teeth, thrash around a bit and let out a satisfied grunt. Stay tense for a count of five, and then collapse. It helps if you can do a little flexing of the member on command. Makes it feel like you're pumping 'em full of liquid love.

It helps if you're doing it doggy style.

Well, I have now betrayed my sex completely by passing along classified information. Anyone else care to expound on this?

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dumblonde
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Posted - Oct 2 2000 : 7:09PM
Wow, this has been an eye opener, I had no idea you guys faked it so much! Do tell me more.. I've been with a couple guys that I wish would have faked it, instead of pounding on me all night, due to too much to drink or whatever reason. Don't you hate that - you get off & all you want to is roll over & go to sleep, but NNNOOOO.:))
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-lunacy-
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Posted - Oct 3 2000 : 9:22AM
Oh! , I had no idea men faked orgasms either! Hmm..now that is interesting. Huh, glad I asked, lol.

So I am sad to say, yes, I too have faked an O. I must say, if she had been paying attention, she would have known, I am not a very good actress.

It was one of those, oh my gosh, you are going to rub me raw if you do not stop deals...sigh. I am sooooooooo glad i have a wonderful, aware, considerate lover now.

"Titter, Titter."-Lunacy

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Pablo
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Posted - Oct 3 2000 : 9:46AM
Most of the times I did it were the kind of times DumBlonde mentions. Although, I had not been drinking, I was not really into it so I was getting nowhere and, since she had already gotten there, I saw no point in continuing. As stated earlier, why rub her raw, you want her to want more in the future right?
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jookyboy
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Posted - Oct 3 2000 : 2:38PM
Holy cow! I had no idea that guys ever faked either, and I _am_ a guy. I usually have the opposite problem. Oh wait, I guess I should take that back. I've had one, and faked that I didn't, kept going, and faked one later on so I don't seem like such a weenie.
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astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Posted - Oct 3 2000 : 4:40PM
Welcome to ADVDT, jookyboy.
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Darkmage
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Posted - Oct 3 2000 : 7:56PM
I usually don't have to. It really only happens when various parts of my body kind of half-heartedly decide to make promises for which they don't want to deliver. Usually I have to on the third go-around in eigth hours with a less-than-stellar partner.

Usually by this time, Mr. Happy has kicked out enough room inside her for a penthouse. Not enough sensation, not enough motivation... what can you do?

Edited by - Darkmage on Oct 3 2000

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jookyboy
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Posted - Oct 5 2000 : 9:55AM
Thanks astroknight
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Oneloa
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Posted - Oct 5 2000 : 5:01PM
Ok... ok... now that makes more sense. On the third go around, when it's like a tic tac in a whales' mouth... you're right... it can be difficult to cum. And if you're with a new partner, it's easier to fake it than to admit failure. When you're with someone you love, you can say "look... mr. happy has done all he can, but now he needs sleep".

I was going to answer "no". But after I read Darkmage's reply... I will answer "yes". I just wanted out of it... I made the mistake of starting it when I didn't want to be with this person. Us men have no willpower sometimes!

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biggun
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Posted - Oct 6 2000 : 2:03PM
um, to live up to the title of this thread, yes. the guy i was with made it like a necessity for me to cum and i felt guilty when i never did so i faked it. there, admission out!
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Oneloa
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Posted - Oct 6 2000 : 4:19PM
I bet some women would love to have that problem!
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David Lord
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Posted - Oct 6 2000 : 5:07PM
I have it was funny. In my head I'm like she's got to figure it out. I'm so busted. ha I've been to drunk to come and faked it. Couple moans some shutters and your out of there. It's like won't this ever end god damn?

David

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biggun
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Posted - Oct 6 2000 : 6:58PM
it does sound nice, but it wasn't as great as it seems. it was more like a goal driven experience--i never got a chance to relax and enjoy myself. it took awhile for me to finally say, hey, i like this--everything doesn't need to end with me cumming. once the pressure to cum was off of me, i actually did. i just wished i had spoke up sooner!
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dumblonde
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Posted - Oct 7 2000 : 2:14PM
Quote from Darkmage:
"Usually I have to on the third go-around in eigth hours with a less-than-stellar partner."

Maybe it's because, after being thrashed for the third time in 8 hours by Darkmage, the poor lady probably looks like one of those zombies in that old horror flick "Night of The Living Dead"!
Watch, now Evil will want her phone number![):)]

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Darkmage
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Posted - Oct 8 2000 : 7:50PM
Hah! Yeah, once they start wandering around drooling and muttering "Gangbang... gangbaaaaaang..." I just can't keep it up. :)

And just to clarify, it's usually not the new partners that cause this. It's the ones you've been doing the deed with for the past six months. You know, it's the same old thing, with the same old people, and it is the third time tonight, it's four in the morning... that sort of situation.

New partner, new position, new friends, no problem!

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