All Forums > Sex Talk > Sex Talk Forum Page 63 > In private, every made a video tape of yourself?
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sonic
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Posted - Feb 6 2001 : 10:13AM
Ever made a video tape..you know record yourself having sex with your partner for only yourselfs. Disregarding the "what happens if someone gets their hands on it" please.

I think it will be a turn on watching yourself banging your love one..I mean think about it..you put the camera behind you..while you bang that chic in missionary position.

Anyone done this? What are your thoughts?

-lunacy-
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Posted - Feb 6 2001 : 10:12PM
Ugh..I don't wanna see that...lol!
2dvd
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Posted - Feb 7 2001 : 9:01PM
No, i don't want it to go out.
astroknight All-Star Supporter
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Tastes so good...
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Posted - Feb 8 2001 : 10:32AM
The thought crosssed my mind once. Then I remembered that I hate being in front of the camera.
dumblonde
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Posted - Feb 8 2001 : 4:04PM
Yep, my favorite being the one starring me, my ex, and two
blow-up dolls (one male & one female).
Your question did prompt me to go check and see if it's still
where I left it, though. Probably should erase it, but just
can't bring myself to, it's too funny.
 
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Posted - Feb 9 2001 : 7:31PM
Two Blow-up dolls? LOL!!!!

Edited by - 2dvd on Feb 10 2001

sonic
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Posted - Feb 9 2001 : 7:41PM
dumblonde

You'll be shipping it first class or priority?

OKAY SONIC THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!

Edited by - sonic on Feb 9 2001

dumblonde
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Posted - Feb 10 2001 : 11:50AM
Overnight Air, buddy. Just please don't review it, that's all I ask!!!

sonic
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Posted - Feb 10 2001 : 12:18PM
Review

Never have I seen a blonde do so much manuevers with dolls that I'm wondering what The Matrix has over this Amatuer chic, dumblonde. Oh wait, amatuer might seem like an understatement, considering she had to pleasure the man, and two dolls at the same time, thats beyond professional pornstar status.

"Let's get it on!" Yells Mills Lane as he strokes his dick to my copy of dumblonde's bubble puff doll quadrople fuck .

It all starts with dumblonde in her backyard and we see her with a cute short dress on. As she bends over for the camera, we see that muff..that not even hostess cake s would ever even think of coming out with a juicy ingredient like this! Great thing also is, it has no preservatives.

So as she waters her garden (let me keep my mouth shut on this one) all of a sudden we hear a sound. A "swoosh" sound, it turns out..it's her doll right behind her! The doll puts her hand under her skirt and dumblonde fires back with a van damme kick, and next thing you know dumblonde rides the doll like no tomorrow (a hot fuck scene!) that immediately, the doll cums and it deflates and dumblonde next thing you know finds herself on top of her roof. Confused and frightened, dumblonde jumps off the roof and you hear "NEEE KEEE NEEE KEEE NEEEE KEEEE" (the six million dollar man sound effect) and lands on her porch.

dumblonde enters her room, when all of a sudden she finds her man having sex with another doll who seems to be in the most awkward postion I have ever seen! The doll is giving him a blowjob, but get this..her feet are way up in the air as the boyfriend just holds her breasts! How is that possible?!? Amazing! dumblonde joins in, upset, and finger anal the doll. Next thing you know, her boyfriend puts the doll on top of dumblonde, and now he has two wet holes to please. Nice! Just went you thought this scene was over, in walks the doll that gave dumblonde a hard time, and she looks inflated again and shes holding a bike air pump and tells dumblonde, "I'm baaaaack"! I am not even gonna give it away as this is the most amazing, electrifying, insane, scorching hot scene..a hot foursome fucksome scene!

The image is okay in this hot flick, remember, this is VHS. The sound is also good. I await the DVD version and I hope it's loaded with extras and a behind the scenes. I did not mention the last scene which was dumblonde punishing her scarecrow in her backyard (he's hung!) and masturbates herself with the pickle. Note, this is a hot addition to the porn library even if it's VHS!!!

dumblonde
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Posted - Feb 10 2001 : 3:02PM
ROTFLMAO!!!! Excellent review, Sonic! And I do apologize for the VHS, but perhaps someday this classic can be transfered. As for no 'Behind The Scenes', well, actually the whole thing was kind of behind the scenes, capturing the whole sordid affair without editing. You very
perceptively picked up on the fact that these dolls started taking on more human-like qualities (as evidenced by the carrying of their own air supply, *brilliant* ;-) and by Part II had us doing their bidding!
Thanks Sonic, only you could have done it justice, and made me laugh so hard!
-lunacy-
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Posted - Feb 10 2001 : 8:35PM

OMG! I din't know I could laugh so hard and not explode! ROFL Sonic!

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Posted - Feb 10 2001 : 9:33PM
LOL!!!! Sonic you are a funny man.
sonic
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Posted - Feb 10 2001 : 9:44PM
LOL! This cracks me up!

I look forward for part 2 dumblonde! Send me a copy immediately.

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Posted - Feb 12 2001 : 8:34PM
ROFL sonic!



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